The Real Squat Magic - Here, have a hydraulic pump up your ass

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DarkSydePundit

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What is it with Women's fitness items that stimulate sexual intercourse?

The Shake Weight was no different
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doesnt the act of sitting on it eliminate a lot of the muscular tension desired? I mean, fat people have no problem sitting.
These people sell on emotions, not logic

These ads are always brilliant and they work to this day.

Present a problem and shortly after present a solution to this problem.

If it doesn't matter if it really *works*, it just has to make "Click" in the customers head to call the number to buy.

They just have to see those fit bomb ass squat girls next to that machine and people subconciusly make the connection that it has to work.
 
You need to use Squat Magic with a Shake Weight in each hand to get the optimum results.
 
Formidable... memories?

adjective
1.
causing fear, apprehension, or dread:
a formidable opponent.
2.
of discouraging or awesome strength, size, difficulty, etc.; intimidating:
a formidable problem.
3.
arousing feelings of awe or admiration because of grandeur, strength, etc.
4. of great strength; forceful; powerful:

I was talking about the fart so you know it wasn't something you'd say "well that is normal".
 
Me and my buddies used to call any sort of mechanical exercise equipment a "butt machine".
 
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