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The real Met Gala 2021 theme was butts​

By Melissa Minton
September 15, 2021 | 12:53pm
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Crack is back.

While the official theme of Monday’s 2021 Met Gala was “In America: A Lexicon of Fashion,”something a bit cheekier took center stage on the evening’s red carpet.

As always, plenty of celebrities seized the opportunity to show off their abs and décolletage — but others, including Taraji P. Henson, Teyana Taylor and Zoë Kravitz, opted for a different sort of cleavage with low-slung dresses that bared their butts.

Taylor’s Prabal Gurung-designed toga dress was inspired by Venus de Milo, and the silvery skirt was wrapped so loosely around her lower half, it left her booty tattoos on full display.

Henson, meanwhile, looked like a disco queen in her sequined black-and-silver Moschino jumpsuit inspired by Diana Ross, which included side cutouts as well as a revealing dip in the back.
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Slightly more modest — though still plenty sexy — were Keke Palmer and Ciara’s looks. The two stars bared their backs in gowns by Michael Kors and Dundas, respectively, while Saweetie’s cutout Christian Cowan number gave onlookers a peek the tops of her cheeks.

Then there was Zoë Kravitz, arguably the most naked guest at the Met, wearing a see-through metal mesh Saint Laurent gown complete with a matching bedazzled thong.
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As for the Met carpet’s most anticipated arrival, Rihanna? Although the bad gal’s red carpet lookwas surprisingly conservative (especially by her standards), she ended the night in decidedly less clothing, showing off her assets in a sheer black Balenciaga skirt at her rollicking afterparty.

Plainly put, the evening’s top trend was definitely the derrière — no ifs, and or butts about it.
 
I remember when wearing a see-through mesh dress with only a thong on underneath was shocking, now everyone's doing it and it's just like okay? We've been there, done that and now you just look tacky and attention seeking.

The most shocking outfit was Kim Kardashian showing up covered literally from head to toe.
 
These are the people wearing the emperor’s new clothes and paying upwards of $30k for a seat. A night at the Met Gala conservatively costs $50k and many spend well into six figures.
Remember that the next time one of these fucking coons, kikes or beaners starts lecturing white America about privilege and oppression.
Funny how the Occupy movement would have been all over this disgusting and vulgar display of tasteless, pointless consumerism, but Antifa is nowhere to be seen. Good job you fucking clowns.
The current division is because the elites got scared we got together to protest their bullshit with Occupy. We really should go back to hating rich people.
 
I saw a woman on a YT fashion channel criticizing the eventgoers for their low effort in keeping up with the gala's theme (which was some generic bullshit about celebrating American culture.) Never mind the fact that most celebrities who attend have been sponsored by big fashion houses and have to wear whatever they are given by them. The channel runner also criticized the event for not including enough "indigenous people of color" ("this is supposed to be an event that celebrates Amerrrricaaaaa!"), and for the large number of rich white women walking around in activist-themed costumes, "while brave members of BLM are protesting and getting arrested outside! Hypocrites!" Which goes to show that the people who care about this sort of thing are oxygen-thieving faggots of the highest degree. I honestly couldn't tell the difference between a "good costume" and a "bad costume" at this event, since everything being worn looked like something that Cher might have stuffed into the back of her closet and forgotten about sometime in 1999.
 
The only people that should care about the Met Gala is the people who go to it, everyone else should laugh at and everything it stands for.
 
I was a bit disappointed that an event themed "In America: An Anthology Of Fashion" no one wore buckskin breeches or a coonskin cap. I know PETA or some other group would have shat themselves but come on. They were asking for it.
Did anyone even bother to wear a powdered wig or a big fancy overcoat with enough gold embroidery to choke horseface AOC?
 
This photo has "Twitch thot and simp" energy all over it. If I saw these two in public no way would I assume there's a girlfriend in that picture.
And of couse it’s all black asses, the fascination fetishization of the black female form as “empowering” is contemptible
And if a white guy says he's sexually attracted to them he'll get slammed as a colonizer and a pervert. Even though that's more than likely the objective anyway.
I was a bit disappointed that an event themed "In America: An Anthology Of Fashion" no one wore buckskin breeches or a coonskin cap. I know PETA or some other group would have shat themselves but come on. They were asking for it.
I've seen that fashion show stuff and I know it's supposed to be like, a wearable form of art or something, but, let's be honest, leaving little to the imagination kinda defeats the purpose of clothing.

I know that Bruno kinda pokes fun at the whole idea but you really gotta wonder if Sacha Baron Cohen's work was already done for him.
 
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