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[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I am sorry. We have all failed.

The Commercialised Saga is in full swing. All of the videos are hyper boring promos of Etsy and shitty lets plays, and now we have this...
Caden Peck has won.
This is no longer a lolcow. It's Assassin's Creed.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I am sorry. We have all failed.
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The Commercialised Saga is in full swing. All of the videos are hyper boring promos of Etsy and shitty lets plays, and now we have this...
Caden Peck has won.
This is no longer a lolcow. It's Assassin's Creed.

History always repeats itself.

 

[Forgot My Old Account :(]

I am sorry. We have all failed.
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The Commercialised Saga is in full swing. All of the videos are hyper boring promos of Etsy and shitty lets plays, and now we have this...
Caden Peck has won.
This is no longer a lolcow. It's Assassin's Creed.

He looks like a corpse now. This is sad.

 

[King George III]

"They don't know my history" A quote by one of the most well documented men in history.

 

[King Kiwi]

I am sorry. We have all failed.
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The Commercialised Saga is in full swing. All of the videos are hyper boring promos of Etsy and shitty lets plays, and now we have this...
Caden Peck has won.
This is no longer a lolcow. It's Assassin's Creed.

Blow me. Almost every YouTuber I like is commercialized now.

Chris can cut off his dick and eat it. I'd say Caden, too, but I'm pretty sure he'd accidentally cut his fingers off in the attempt. Taint much there to work with.

 

[themarchivist2]

I am sorry. We have all failed.
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The Commercialised Saga is in full swing. All of the videos are hyper boring promos of Etsy and shitty lets plays, and now we have this...
Caden Peck has won.
This is no longer a lolcow. It's Assassin's Creed.

I disagree, actually (with this site being the last straw, not with Praetor overcommercializing Chris). This site is the most interesting content we've gotten from Chris all year, outside of leaks like the arrest footage. If he doesn't immediately abandon this, I can see it producing some decent milk.

Personally I love that Chris is unashamedly selling CDs of unaltered copyrighted music.

 

[King Kiwi]

I disagree, actually (with this site being the last straw, not with Praetor overcommercializing Chris). This site is the most interesting content we've gotten from Chris all year, outside of leaks like the arrest footage. If he doesn't immediately abandon this, I can see it producing some decent milk.

Personally I love that Chris is unashamedly selling CDs of unaltered copyrighted music.

Fucking kill me.

I'd rather have the Bigfoot saga.

 

[MoonState]

These geniuses are seriously trying to sell copyrighted music for which the copyright is owned by major corporations like Sony, Warner, and Disney on their store?

Like Destiny's Child (A)


Backstreet Boys (A)


Beauty & the Beast Soundtrack (A)


Space Jam Soundtrack (A)

 

[derpi]

He claims to be getting married.

Has Flutter really been taking his Bent Duck this whole time?

Relevant screencaps and archive link for those of you who don’t want to give him clicks. Forgive my mobilefaggotry.



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[Ammyterasu]

So he went back home to pick up literal trash like melted legos, other fire damaged toys and pirated CDs to sell to suckers. And those prices are insane, 80 or 100 buck each.

But I do like to know that he put his "So need a cute girl" song in the cd he made for Sarah Hammer (already sold out) lol, that was one foolproof way to scare her off forever

He claims to be getting married.

Has Flutter really been taking his Bent Duck

this whole time?

Wishful thinking or is he making a honest cabbage out of Flutter? Time will tell..

 

[King Kiwi]

So he went back home to pick up literal trash like melted legos, other fire damaged toys and pirated CDs to sell to suckers. And those prices are insane, 80 or 100 buck each.

But I do like to know that he put his "So need a cute girl" song in the cd he made for Sarah Hammer (already sold out) lol, that was one foolproof way to scare her off forever
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Wishful thinking or is he making a honest cabbage out of Flutter? Time will tell..

Well, Fatty did say he's intended to be wed with someone on this side of Earth... Or something.

At least we know he's still happily wed to the Polys.

I guess the fact that he's trying to sell pirated music is kind of interesting.

Unless...

Unless he means he's intended to be wed to someone else.

I ....

There's been no indication on Flutter's part that she's interested in dating Chris.

They do not hold hands, she pays for him like he's her child, I...

Do you think he looks at Flutter like his mother? Like a replacement mother? Kind of like he did with the gal pals surrogate mothers?

Who the HELL does Chris think is destined and prophesied to be his wife?!

Damn, just when you think... I mean I know there's no proof but damn who the hell does he mean?! Who else the hell can he mean?

 

[derpi]

Well, Fatty did say he's intended to be wed with someone on this side of Earth... Or something.

At least we know he's still happily wed to the Polys.

I guess the fact that he's trying to sell pirated music is kind of interesting.

Unless...

Unless he means he's wed to someone else.

I ....

There's been no indication on Flutter's part that she's interested in dating Chris.

They do not hold hands, she pays for him like he's her child, I...

Do you think he looks at Flutter like his mother? Like a replacement mother? Kind of like you did with the gal pals surrogate mothers?

Who the HELL does Chris think is destined and prophesied to be his wife?!

Damn, just when you think... I mean I know there's no proof but damn who does the hell does he mean?! Who else the hell can he mean?

He finally found the fuckmommy of his dreams
Although I like to think she pays for him using a Praetor-issued debit/credit card

 

[King Kiwi]

He finally found the fuckmommy of his dreams
Although I like to think she pays for him using a Praetor-issued debit/credit card.

Screw it, 10/1 he's talking about Barb.

Sick pig. Damn I don't know man maybe he's not but he seems in incredibly high spirits even if he does look like trash.

 

[WelperHelper99]

He claims to be getting married.

Has Flutter really been taking his Bent Duck this whole time?

Relevant screencaps and archive link for those of you who don’t want to give him clicks. Forgive my mobilefaggotry.
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Well Chris is getting married. So Virginia IS for lovers. No one has any excuse after this.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

These geniuses are seriously trying to sell copyrighted music for which the copyright is owned by major corporations like Sony, Warner, and Disney on their store?

Like Destiny's Child (A)
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Backstreet Boys (A)
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Beauty & the Beast Soundtrack (A)
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Space Jam Soundtrack (A)
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If Youtube taught me anything, it's that Chris is gonna get FRIED for this.

 

[SCRAM]

Chris, you stupid fuck, you aren't a "Mrs." You have not and should not be around children.

Fucking genderspecials have fucking destroyed salutations.

 

[OutlineCuck]

I would like to know who made his website, bc it seems competently made
Did he commission it on fiver or smthhg?

 

[BubbaRobot887]

He claims to be getting married.

Has Flutter really been taking his Bent Duck this whole time?

Relevant screencaps and archive link for those of you who don’t want to give him clicks. Forgive my mobilefaggotry.
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Crap! My nightmare has come true!
I feel so sorry for the kids they are going to have, they are going to be the most abused kids in history.
Maybe Chris is the MC of this universe, he seems to get everything he wants.
Let's face it Chris has us all beat, he has the best life in history and he is above all laws.

 

[King Kiwi]

Let's face it Chris has us all beat, he has the best life in history and he is above all laws.

Well, for the majority of his life, he didn't have to work.

Now of course it seems like someone is remedying that.

Which might be why he doesn't look particularly happy or energized; at least until the drugs kick in.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I am sorry. We have all failed.
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The Commercialised Saga is in full swing. All of the videos are hyper boring promos of Etsy and shitty lets plays, and now we have this...
Caden Peck has won.
This is no longer a lolcow. It's Assassin's Creed.

Chris is now over-commericalised and sterile in both body and mind (Intellectually and creatively).

Also I guess Chris is too lazy to shave or even comb his hair when it's for the central photo of his website.

He looks like a corpse now. This is sad.

I agree, compared to his earlier videos like say "CWC's Important Message" Chris looked well groomed, had clean clothes (And medallion) and even put on his fanciest suit jacket:

Spoiler

vs

Maybe that soul bonding with 'zombie-like' Barb has backfired and made him zombie-like too.

(Or more likely it's whatever drugs they're pumping Chris full of)