The Official Simpsons Griefing Thread
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The Penultimate Warrior
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- 6 de Mar, 2019
Don't worry Mister Simpson, I've appeared before every judge in the state. Often as a lawyer.
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- 25 de Feb, 2013
'Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I... uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.'
Is that bad?
'Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.'
You did?
'Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."'
Is that bad?
'Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.'
You did?
'Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."'
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- 13 de Dic, 2016
"All I did was tell the truth."
"Of course you did! But there's the truth...and The Truth!"
"Of course you did! But there's the truth...and The Truth!"
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- 17 de Dic, 2019
At this point just remaking the episode but with Elon Musk instead of lyle and zachary quinto instead of lenoard nemoy would make it the best episode in a decade.
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- 27 de Sep, 2019
Mr. Hutz, you're a modern day Clarence Darrow.
Uhh, was he the black guy on The Mod Squad?
Uhh, was he the black guy on The Mod Squad?
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- 13 de Dic, 2016
"Don't worry Homer, I have a foolproof strategy to get you out of here. Surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the last! I tell ya, the judge won't know what hit 'em!"
"Pipe down in there Hutz!"
"Pipe down in there Hutz!"
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- 30 de Ago, 2015
It still says guilty!
And guilty is SPELLED WRONG!
And guilty is SPELLED WRONG!
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- 13 de Dic, 2016
"He left his briefcase. Hey! It's all shredded newspaper!"
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- 29 de Mar, 2014
"Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza."
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- 19 de Feb, 2017
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- 29 de Mar, 2014
"Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. Look at him! He's wearing a belt.
That's Hollywood for ya."
that jerk over there
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- 27 de Feb, 2020
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- 25 de Sep, 2014
But we did win!
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- 29 de Mar, 2014
"That's OK, the box is empty!"
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- 29 de Abr, 2014
Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.
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- 29 de Mar, 2014
"By hiring me as your lawyer, you also get this smoking monkey!"
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- 17 de Ago, 2019
(Throws documents onto fire)
As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!
As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!
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- 25 de Sep, 2014
"Hey, don't touch my stuff! Wait a minute, this isn't the YMCA."
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