The Official Simpsons Griefing Thread

[ToroidalBoat]

Secondly, misogynistic implications? From having braces? What the fuck are you talking about?

"Misogyny" seems to be yet another Current Year buzzword for "not politically correct."

How braces do that is Current Year logic I don't quite get.

 

[Stab You in the Back]

Secondly, misogynistic implications? From having braces? What the fuck are you talking about?

I had originally assumed a creepy boy hit on her after she got braces and thus she was being fetishized, but according to wikipedia her classmates just liked her more because the braces made her smile. And, as we all know, there's nothing more misogynistic than a smiling woman.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I had originally assumed a creepy boy hit on her after she got braces and thus she was being fetishized, but according to wikipedia her classmates just liked her more because the braces made her smile. And, as we all know, there's nothing more misogynistic than a smiling woman.

That's just goddamn stupid.

 

[Ruin]

I haven't watched an episode in over a decade so does Bart still fuck with people and act like a little asshole or is that too triggering for modern Simpsons writers?

 

[CWCissey]

I haven't watched an episode in over a decade so does Bart still fuck with people and act like a little asshole or is that too triggering for modern Simpsons writers?

He's a little wuss now.

Even his future sucks.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I haven't watched an episode in over a decade so does Bart still fuck with people and act like a little asshole or is that too triggering for modern Simpsons writers?

I saw a screenshot of Bart spray painting on a wall, "The patriarchy is a wiener."

So I'm gonna say no.

 

[The Pink Panther]

I saw a screenshot of Bart spray painting on a wall, "The patriarchy is a wiener."

So I'm gonna say no.

I have seen that episode.

Can confirm that Bart has no balls anymore.

 

[Trilby]

I have seen that episode.

Can confirm that Bart has no balls anymore.

Such a shame.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I call the big one "Bitey"

Goons.

Hired goons.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I'm just waiting for the episode where Homer gets cancelled because Springfield remembered he called John Waters queer, or said he thinks people who vote are a little fruity. It'll be just like the episode where he got cancelled after taking the gummy off the babysitter's butt, only there won't be any jabs and mockery at outrage mobs, it'll be completely played serious.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I'm just waiting for the episode where Homer gets cancelled because Springfield remembered he called John Waters queer, or said he thinks people who vote are a little fruity. It'll be just like the episode where he got cancelled after taking the gummy off the babysitter's butt, only there won't be any jabs and mockery at outrage mobs, it'll be completely played serious.

And lemme guess, Lisa will be the one to do it and she'll be praised for outing her dad before having to learn a lesson, thus restoring status quo.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Even his future sucks.

What is it like now?

Probably not Chief Justice anymore, I take it.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

What is it like now?

Probably not Chief Justice anymore, I take it.

nope. Not even a demolition worker either. He's just a jobless loser.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

He's just a jobless loser.

I imagine Lisa is doing great though?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I imagine Lisa is doing great though?

Oh yeah, she's in collage and in "Bart to the Future" (which is where the trend of Bart's future being sucky started), she became US president.

 

[Ruin]

nope. Not even a demolition worker either. He's just a jobless loser.

Didn't we already know this from that episode where Lisa was the president?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Didn't we already know this from that episode where Lisa was the president?

Yeah but at least then he had a shot at getting better later.

I guess they retconned that, like that episode where Homer and Marge went to college in the 90s now.

 

[Ruin]

Yeah but at least then he had a shot at getting better later.

I guess they retconned that, like that episode where Homer and Marge went to college in the 90s now.

Oh man I remember that. That's the one with the incredibly cringy Nirvana parody right?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

That's the one with the incredibly cringy Nirvana parody right?

Homer was in the band Sadgasm, while Marge showed interest in a male feminist* professor IIRC.

*(he thought everything phallic was evil)

 

[Travoltron]

I remember one "future" episode from a few years ago where they made a joke that implied Bart got a blowjob from Miss Hoover. I felt like my childhood had been molested.