The Official Simpsons Griefing Thread

[Trombonista]

"Mhhhh 64 Slices of American cheese! 64....63..."

"Homer, were you up all night eating cheese?"

 

[Quijibo69]

I think I'm blind.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Burns and smithers drop down from the ceiling

Good day to you!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[Maggie babbles]

baby translator: I want what the dog's eating.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Lenny: Sorry homer while you were daydreaming we ate all the doughnuts!

Carl: Well there were a few left but we chucked em at an old man for kicks!

 

[Jason Wynn]

Seymour! Are you looking at pictures of naked ladies!?

No mother.

You sissy!

 

[A Grey Cat]

Oh captain janeway! MMPHH lace! the final brazier!...ohh hurry up! I'm a busy man! Oh this high speed modem is intolerably slow! Hey! What the?!..hmm the internet king? I wonder if he can provide faster nudity!

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Oh captain janeway! MMPHH lace! the final brazier!...ohh hurry up! I'm a busy man! Oh this high speed modem is intolerably slow! Hey! What the?!..hmm the internet king? I wonder if he can provide faster nudity!

There is no emoticon for what I am feeling!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

alt.nerd.obsessive

need know star rm pic

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

Lenny: Sorry homer while you were daydreaming we ate all the doughnuts!

Carl: Well there were a few left but we chucked em at an old man for kicks!

Damn buzzards! I aint dead yet!

 

[XYZpdq]

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Hey, kids! We're eatin' dinner tonight!

Come on. Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillon... Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany... Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy... Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter... Kendall, Caitlan, Noah, Sasha... Morgan, Kira, lan, Lauren... Q- Bert, Phil.

[slack-jawed yokel chuckle]

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

Hey, what's goin'-on on this side?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It may be a bad idea to trespass on Cletus' dirt farm.

 

[Shidoen]

Hey, what's goin'-on on this side?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZMKqRp3veL8

Omg he's literally me.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Do yourself a favor.

Don't turn around.

 

[Fat Tub of Lard]

Guess which episode the writers are retconning this week?

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Guess which episode the writers are retconning this week?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XCmmhrQJYjU

At this point, they should just reset the story or have a new starting point and ignore the past seasons. Are they gonna after in maggie makes 3 or Lisa's first words next?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

At this point, they should just reset the story or have a new starting point and ignore the past seasons.

What if they pulled a Rugrats and only made new episodes take place in "the future" of the present, when Bart and Lisa are adults and Homer and Marge are old people? Doesn't matter to me though, as I prefer the 20th century episodes anyway.

It really is like the 21st century Simpsons is a different show.

 

[TopTierHealer]

I read the 4 comments on tha new Mona Simpson episode. One of them says: "can't be worse when gil was made a drug lord"

Gil? When the hell did that happen?