The Official Simpsons Griefing Thread

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I was actually thinking about it and since I'm confident that I am as talented as a Modern Day Simpsons writer I can write a pitch that the producers would accept. On this very special episode of The Simpsons:

Grand-Transparent (get it? It references that shitty LGBT Drama that ended up cancelling itself because they fired their star Jeffrey Tambour)

Act 1 Homer goes to visit his father and Abe announces that he's decided to come out as a Transwoman. [Writer's note: This actually fits with the show continuity because 90s Simpsons joked multiple times that Abe had a homosexual-crossdressing history. And of course Abe once pulled out a card finding out he was the President of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance.] Homer is shocked by this news. Abe explains that he's always felt he was a woman born in a man's body but for the most part held this secret because when he was serving in Vietnam (don't forget that floating timeline because the surviving WW2 Veterans are in their late 90s now) society and the government were not tolerant of the LGBT. Abe reveals that he married Mona Simpson to try to live the expected normal life but a factor that led to the marriage falling apart was that Abe could not maintain being the lover he needed to be. [Writer's note: Maybe we can throw in a joke that Mona wasn't into Pegging?] Homer is confused and upset, and at our dramatic climax Homer says "I love you, but I don't ever want to see you again if you're now going to be a woman, because you are my Dad and that's how I want to remember you as."

Act 2 Homer tells Marge what happened and Marge understands that this is upsetting to him but says it's not right to do to Abe and Homer himself will live to regret it. Homer says he knows that but this is all so weird for him. Then our hero and the greatest moral character to ever exist Lisa Simpson jumps out "Dad, there is NOTHING WEIRD with being Transgender. Many cultures including including the Indigenous Americans recognized there being a third gender. Polynesians called them Mahu!" Homer knowing he's wrong decides to go on a long walk and during this walk he starts to remember child and teen memories and with his new insight he realizes how Abe struggled with acting as a cishet male.

Act 3 Homer arrives back at home and discovers that Marge invited Abe (now referred to as Abby) Simpson for dinner. Homer is upset by this but politely sits down. Abby Simpson is with her new boyfriend Elijah, an older charming black man (Hey Showrunner Al Jean, with this addition we can hire another Black Person to the cast for diversity!). As the scene progresses Homer starts to realize that Abby is happier than she ever was as living life as a man. Everyone is happy! Homer then drives Abby Simpson and Elijah home, the story finishes with Homer saying "I will always remember you as my Dad. From here on out though I will always love you as my Mother." They hug, the end.

Lisa then appears, "Thank you for watching this episode. Transgender Rights are Human Rights. TERFS ARE SCUM!"

If you are a Verified Twitter user & apart of the LGBT please contact me at cardenio@aol.com I will write a full script for you for $1000 which you can then send to The Simpsons producers. If you then start a giant autistic hoopla on Twitter I am certain that The Simpsons writers will be forced to produce this script into a full episode.
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It's scary that I can see this happening, especially since this is another chance for them to rip off Family Guy.

It'd be an inferior rip off just like that one where Marge becomes mayor, more preachy nonsense than jokes.
 
Solid Snek dijo:
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I could see either, or both, happening.

However, I'd probably bet on Bart transing before Moe, because
  • Bart is an irrepressibly "male" character, always rebelling and disrespecting authority (need to undermine and redirect that energy!)
  • Moe's never going to have kids anyway, so removing him from the breeder population would not further the cause of working class depopulation.
  • Making Moe, but not Bart, a troon might would be seen as insulting and transphobic by the usual suspects.
  • Bart's a child. You can't groom Moe.
Under Old Simpsons rules, Moe would definitely be the troon. He's a miserable, middle-aged failure, with a long history of misandry and deviant sexual frustration. I would 100% accept a reveal that Moe has been a secret crossdresser the entire time.

But Zombie Simpsons...? Nah, it's gotta be Bart.
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And they could make crypto-pedo jokes too!
 
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I could see either, or both, happening.

However, I'd probably bet on Bart transing before Moe, because
  • Bart is an irrepressibly "male" character, always rebelling and disrespecting authority (need to undermine and redirect that energy!)
  • Moe's never going to have kids anyway, so removing him from the breeder population would not further the cause of working class depopulation.
  • Making Moe, but not Bart, a troon might would be seen as insulting and transphobic by the usual suspects.
  • Bart's a child. You can't groom Moe.
Under Old Simpsons rules, Moe would definitely be the troon. He's a miserable, middle-aged failure, with a long history of misandry and deviant sexual frustration. I would 100% accept a reveal that Moe has been a secret crossdresser the entire time.

But Zombie Simpsons...? Nah, it's gotta be Bart.
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You also forgot that Bart's played by a female voice actor so these types would also use that to encourage it since you can only play characters that share the same ethnicity and gender.
 
Doctor of Autism dijo:
You also forgot that Bart's played by a female voice actor so these types would also use that to encourage it since you can only play characters that share the same ethnicity and gender.
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But if Nancy stays on board as troon Bart, then we'll just get bitching and moaning over how she's "taking work away from real trans women".

I haven't forgotten about the whole "stay in your lane" shit they pulled last summer (something even Matt disagreed with), bringing on diversity hires to handle all the minorities once handled by Harry "based" Shearer the based and Hank "cowardly cuck fag" Azaria. Who's to say they won't do the same with the LGBTQABCDEFG+?
 
Spud Stacker dijo:
So after three decades of "LOL FATTY FATTY FAT FAT" being the standard joke used in every episode about homer and around about 50% of the rest of the adult cast at some point, not to mention characters like Uter and Wiggum who were pretty much entirely based around fat jokes, the simpsons are now pulling a "MUH BODY POSITIVITY! MUH HEALTHY AT EVERY MUH SIZE!" plotline about how evil and nasty and bigoted fat jokes are.

Also dis u current-year simpsons?
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An entire episode solely and specifically about how pathetic and disgusting and stupid the "fat is healthy and beautiful n sheeit" movement is and how unworthy they are of support or sympathy*.....and now ya pulling this?

*Please note that despite this description the episode is as absolute fucking unfunny garbage as anything other post-zombie simpsons episode
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I begin to wonder if they tested the water wayback in Season 7 episode "King Size Homer"? Could we said the same thing in South Park when Cartman taked "Beefcake"?
 
I'd bet on Milhouse getting trooned out; Doing it to Bart would be too risky, but trans kids are highly fashionable at the moment and would get the writers salivating like nothing else, plus there'd be an opportunity for Bart to recant his toxic masculinity again to accept his newly trooned friend.
 
For the love of god, stop giving these writers new ideas that could tarnish more characters. It's bad enough that Apu's in purgatory and crappy actors have replaced Shearer & Azaria, don't give them the idea to make Abe or one of the kids transgender too.
 
Johnny Treason dijo:
I'd bet on Milhouse getting trooned out; Doing it to Bart would be too risky, but trans kids are highly fashionable at the moment and would get the writers salivating like nothing else, plus there'd be an opportunity for Bart to recant his toxic masculinity again to accept his newly trooned friend.
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I mean Millhouse is enough of a loser that he would definitely do it even back then if it meant it was to garner attention. He's that pathetic
 
Cardenio dijo:
Wow, this was uploaded by an official Fox channel, and it only has 1038 views. That's pathetic numbers.

But anyway a fun game is to look at the comments section of new garbage Simpsons videos and see who is writing positive messages. It almost always signifies someone really fucking high on the autistic spectrum. And higher than myself who just shitposted a satiric Transgender episode pitch of the Simpsons. Anyway long ago I shared with you my favorite Simpson's Twitter autist Alex (he's pretty weird) and I think I found another one.

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I don't understand what that last sentence means? Is he asking they use more stop-motion animation or is he just trying to write that they use it every now and then? Whatever let's see his channel.
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Yep it's a high level autist. And he reviews Thomas The Tank Engine... thank you Brice you don't seem like a bad guy. Seeing channels like this makes me feel a little closer to normies because at least I'm not on your level. But keep being you.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9zBuKNSfr2w
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We're here to pick lolcows and lolcows are autistic tards who cross the line beyond Autism and into full on lunacy, not some rando special needs adult who's happy sperging on youtube about children's media.
 
Question; aside the use of the theme at the end of the episode Halloween of horror did the Simpsons make any Halloween references thru the years? The movie series I mean. Oh they've made tons of Jason and freddy references as far back as the golden age.
 
Tootsie Bear dijo:
It's that special time of the year again boys and ghouls! When the Simpson creators force out another season of The Simpsons! What? You already knew about the new season? Well, here's the latest trailer for The Treehouse of Horror:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gNgjTRgX044
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I'm getting sick of Maurice LaMarche doing his shitty impressions of people far more talented than he'll ever be. (He was no Orson Welles before this, and he's no Vincent Price now.) I didn't even think to look this up before saying this, but that shitty Vincent Price impression was *clearly* LaMarche, right?
Johnny Treason dijo:
I'd bet on Milhouse getting trooned out; Doing it to Bart would be too risky, but trans kids are highly fashionable at the moment and would get the writers salivating like nothing else, plus there'd be an opportunity for Bart to recant his toxic masculinity again to accept his newly trooned friend.
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UnKillShredDur dijo:
I'm getting sick of Maurice LaMarche doing his shitty impressions of people far more talented than he'll ever be. (He was no Orson Welles before this, and he's no Vincent Price now.) I didn't even think to look this up before saying this, but that shitty Vincent Price impression was *clearly* LaMarche, right?

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Eh his Orson Welles impression had its charms (or do I just have good feeling because of Pinky and the Brain?) But no I wouldn't have thought that was a Vincent Price impression unless you told me. Bizarrely Past Prime Simpsons had that episode with Vincent Price and it was much better.

 
Cardenio dijo:
Eh his Orson Welles impression had its charms (or do I just have good feeling because of Pinky and the Brain?) But no I wouldn't have thought that was a Vincent Price impression unless you told me. Bizarrely Past Prime Simpsons had that episode with Vincent Price and it was much better.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GD-_v1FYUoQ
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I love Pinky and the Brain, LaMarche was fantastic in that. He was also fantastic in countless other cartoons that I've loved over the years... (I'm going to specifically call out his portrayal of Egon in "The New GhostBusters," but there are many more.)

But I grew up with people saying that the Brain was supposed to be an Orson Welles impression, and I don't think it sounds anything at all like Orson Welles. LaMarche also played Orson Welles in "Ed Wood" with the same voice. Maybe I'm just crazy, but to me it just sounds like a parody of a parody. I get what he's trying to do, but I disagree that it's a good impression. But whatever, I like Citizen Kane, and I guess I'm not the biggest Orson Welles fan to begin with... (I've also laughed at Welles' latter years, but I don't think LaMarche even sounds like that specific trainwreck.)

I have a *lot* more sentimental attachment to Vincent Price. (I've since looked it up, and that is in fact Maurice LaMarche doing a shitty Vincent Price impression in the Treehouse of Horror, so I was right.) Again, I can tell what he's trying to do, I just don't think he's doing a particularly good job at it.

I don't even dislike the guy, I still think he's pretty great most of the time, but yeah I think his Orson Welles and Vincent Price impressions kind of suck. I just hear Maurice LaMarche.
 
UnKillShredDur dijo:
I love Pinky and the Brain, LaMarche was fantastic in that. He was also fantastic in countless other cartoons that I've loved over the years... (I'm going to specifically call out his portrayal of Egon in "The New GhostBusters," but there are many more.)

But I grew up with people saying that the Brain was supposed to be an Orson Welles impression, and I don't think it sounds anything at all like Orson Welles. LaMarche also played Orson Welles in "Ed Wood" with the same voice. Maybe I'm just crazy, but to me it just sounds like a parody of a parody. I get what he's trying to do, but I disagree that it's a good impression. But whatever, I like Citizen Kane, and I guess I'm not the biggest Orson Welles fan to begin with... (I've also laughed at Welles' latter years, but I don't think LaMarche even sounds like that specific trainwreck.)

I have a *lot* more sentimental attachment to Vincent Price. (I've since looked it up, and that is in fact Maurice LaMarche doing a shitty Vincent Price impression in the Treehouse of Horror, so I was right.) Again, I can tell what he's trying to do, I just don't think he's doing a particularly good job at it.

I don't even dislike the guy, I still think he's pretty great most of the time, but yeah I think his Orson Welles and Vincent Price impressions kind of suck. I just hear Maurice LaMarche.
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Well because I spent a ridiculous amount of time watching 90s cartoons and then learning about them I know a lot of trivial info about cartoon voices and essentially many of them were the result of the producer(s) saying "Hey voice actor can you give us an impression of 'famous celebrity XYZ.'"

A great example is Homer Simpson, the producers requested Dan Castellaneta to do an impression of Walter Matthau. And if you listen to Homer's voice in the crude Ullman Shorts all the way up to most of Season 1 of The Simpsons Dan indeed is doing a decent impression of Matthau. Over a few years Homer's iconic voice became evolved, I can only assume it changed because the Matthau voice must have been harder on the VA's voice and the scripts started requiring Homer to speak faster.

Billy West, the greatest VA of the last 30 years jumped from being a performer on The Howard Stern Show to getting acclaim as Stimpy from Ren & Stimpy. The Stimpy voice is essentially a faster version of Billy West's impression of Larry Fine. Billy also voiced Zapp Branigan on Futurama, who was a character initially designed for the Late Phil Hartman. Billy's Zapp voice is clearly inspired by Hartman's amazing VA work, but Billy also made it his own thing.

LaMarche is still doing his version of Orson Welles. I agree it's not a nowhere near a perfect replication but it's close enough to when Welles was at his sad yet funny downturn of his career shooting ads for cheap wine. When you're doing a parody of someone's voice you need it to sound close enough but at the same time be funny. And well Welles's barely being able to read the Cue Card is rather sad.
 
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