The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[killuminati]

Saints vs Chiefs in about 3 hours boys. Drew Brees will be starting today, I think he's a brave man.

Also Carson Wentz is requesting to be traded if he's no longer going to be the starter.


Sources: Carson Wentz not interested in backup role, will want to leave Philadelphia Eagles if Jalen Hurts remains starting QB

 

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

Carson Wentz should try not being a colossal failure of a QB before he starts making demands like a faggot.

 

[Disco Inferno]

Kinda weird that Wentz was a shoe in for MVP a few years ago and now he's on the verge of getting cut.

 

[killuminati]

Derrick just stiff-armed the soul out of another man. The Lions may as well just call it a day.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Rams are playing like shit against the Jets. Down 13-0 at the half.

EDIT: The Falcons blowing a 17 point lead against Brady despite jumping out to the huge 1st half lead was fitting. Memories of the Super Bowl to all Falcons fans

 

[killuminati]

Rams are playing like shit against the Jets. Down 13-0 at the half.

EDIT: The Falcons blowing a 17 point lead against Brady despite jumping out to the huge 1st half lead was fitting. Memories of the Super Bowl to all Falcons fans

And they'll probably have to relive it a third time on Week 17.

Only a 6 point lead for the Jets now, still plenty of time for the Rams to walk away with an embarrassing W.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

My thoughts exactly. I wanted to see 0-16

 

[killuminati]

What the fuck was that play calling on the Rams final drive? It was only 3rd down and 4 and they decide to go deep. ???

It would have been whatever if these motherfuckers didn't try to run the same play again on 4th. Lmao what the fuck were they thinking?

They didn't even need a touchdown, just a few yards for a better FG attempt.

 

[Iron Hamster]

It's hilarious that the Jets failed at failing.

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

lmao Jets fans were already getting smug as fuck about Lawrence leading them to the Super Bowl. Guess they forgot that Jets gonna Jets
Still might be a benefit in the long run, I'm always skeptical of "Can't miss" QB draft picks, and I really think the Johnsons are dumb enough that they would have let the "offensive genius" Adam Gase try and mold him since he would be "his" QB

 

[Pickle Dick]

based tennessee titans is having their best season since 2008

 

[Iron Hamster]

Tannehill and Henry did me right in DFS.

 

[CapricornusRex]

Baltimore has no challenges left to finish out the season 11-5.. and yet I think they can still miss the playoffs. My best hope is the Steelers beating the Browns the last week of the season, or I think we beat out the Dolphins on strength of schedule.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

or I think we beat out the Dolphins on strength of schedule.

I think the Ravens have to win out AND the Dolphins need to lose one.

Edit, Shoulda used google: They need help but there's actually a bunch of ways they make the playoffs, assuming they win out, a Dolphins loss just being one of them. Looks like they beat nobody on strength of schedule, though trying to figure that shit out gives me hives, so I'm probably wrong on that point.

 

[Iron Hamster]

As a steeler fan, this makes me sad.

 

[killuminati]

Oh my god, the Steelers offense is fucking miserable. People genuinely believe this team can take out Kansas City?

 

[BSC]

I hate this fucking team so much dude.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Oh my god, the Steelers offense is fucking miserable. People genuinely believe this team can take out Kansas City?

The Pittsburgh Smokeandmirrors.

 

[Cliff Booth]

Steelers are one and done in the playoffs. Also, I started Roethlisberger over Hurts in fantasy, because I liked his "higher floor" lmao. Thank god I have enough of a buffer where this doesn't matter.

 

[CapricornusRex]

Steelers are one and done in the playoffs. Also, I started Roethlisberger over Hurts in fantasy, because I liked his "higher floor" lmao. Thank god I have enough of a buffer where this doesn't matter.

If the Steelers lose out, which they can since they have the Colts and the Browns to close out the season, that could mean there's 3 11-5 teams in the AFC North.. and one of them doesn't make the playoffs. What the actual fuck.