The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[FootballBuff]

San Francisco might be moving their practice facility.

Why? Well because they just are! They want to win a Super Bowl so they're moving the practice facility, ok? What about thay doesnt make sense to you? They arent doing it because the Electromagnetic radiation from the power station right next to their practice field is eating through their players tendons like Jack Scalfani eats raw chicken. They brought in a scientist to tell everyone that your conspiracy theory is all bullshit and you're wrong, ok? What dont you understand about that chud? they want to win so they're moving practice away from Sonichu's house, but not because he keeps zapping them to the extreme (knee capping them with a lead pipe outside the locker room ala Tanya Hardings BF) its because they want to WIN! ok chud?

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Please football gods, make Sorsby join the Houston Gamblers like how Hunter Dekkers did last season. The kino would be endless.
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Fuck it. As a gamblers fan, I'll allow it. It was fun watching Major Burns play in person. But the QB room with Tua's blood and Dekkers was a treat. With all the Gamblers players that got signed by NFL teams this off-season, I know Sorbsby would bring us so much joy next spring.

That and I refuse to sit thru a Dallas Renegades game

 

[Absolutego]

That's all he's got to do, though. There is no moral factor in whether a player is eligible for the supplemental draft. They have also let multiple players apply for the draft with gambling suspensions in college over the last couple of years. The NFL is turning him down while attaching conditions to eligibility that don't appear anywhere in the CBA section that covers eligibility for the supplemental draft.

There's no moral factor in eligibility, but the supplemental draft itself happens at the league's discretion. If you're declaring for it, you are also petitioning for the league to hold one in the first place, in the event that there isn't already one being held. And most of the time, that's the case. And none of the college athlete gambling crashouts who made it into the league got denied in the annual draft, dude's just being denied special privilege to get his own draft because he missed the official one for this year being embroiled in legal action against the NCAA to get out of consequences for betting on his own games. If Sorsby gets denied admission in 2027's draft, then we'll talk about the NFL being hypocritical in their policy.

San Francisco might be moving their practice facility.

Why? Well because they just are! They want to win a Super Bowl so they're moving the practice facility, ok? What about thay doesnt make sense to you? They arent doing it because the Electromagnetic radiation from the power station right next to their practice field is eating through their players tendons like Jack Scalfani eats raw chicken. They brought in a scientist to tell everyone that your conspiracy theory is all bullshit and you're wrong, ok? What dont you understand about that chud? they want to win so they're moving practice away from Sonichu's house, but not because he keeps zapping them to the extreme (knee capping them with a lead pipe outside the locker room ala Tanya Hardings BF) its because they want to WIN! ok chud?

lmao a whole team cyberbullied into spending millions on a new facility because internet brainrot got into their players' heads and they're blaming the substation for their injury woes instead of the same guy who's been heading up Strength and Conditioning basically since Shanahan took over. He's still there, he got promoted to oversee player health overall, after the 4th season under Shanahan's tenure where the Niners were the most injured team.

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

The Texans dropped their home game themes for next season. This is what they showed on Instagram for their rivals game.



I'm bored as fuck and asked Gemini and ChatGPT for some potential concepts.

ChatGPT


Gemini


I like the Gemini one but both kinda feel like they could be for the Detroit Lions. It is nice that it's not just another White color variant.

 

[break these cuffs]

The Texans dropped their home game themes for next season. This is what they showed on Instagram for their rivals game.

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I'm bored as fuck and asked Gemini and ChatGPT for some potential concepts.

ChatGPT
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Gemini
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I like the Gemini one but both kinda feel like they could be for the Detroit Lions. It is nice that it's not just another White color variant.

So they're becoming the Panthers for a week?

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

So they're becoming the Panthers for a week?

Fuck should I know? This is just going off the little details the fanbase has been given. We don't know until August comes around. The only thing we've heard are it will contain a bit of htown blue and this color palette from the calendar post

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

The Lions finally got rid of Terrion Arnold.

https://www.tampa.gov/news/2026-06/tampa-police-arrest-nfl-player-connection-kidnapping-and-robbery-192081

Finally, he won’t ruin a 3 and out by doing a dipshit interference or defensive holding and extend a series. It took him being a retarded criminal, but finally we are free.

 

[CapricornusRex]

The Lions finally got rid of Terrion Arnold.

https://www.tampa.gov/news/2026-06/tampa-police-arrest-nfl-player-connection-kidnapping-and-robbery-192081

Finally, he won’t ruin a 3 and out by doing a dipshit interference or defensive holding and extend a series. It took him being a retarded criminal, but finally we are free.

The full Terrion Arnold story, according to Tampa Police, is stunning:

Police say this all started after Terrion Arnold and several others had property stolen from an Airbnb Arnold rented in Largo in early February. Investigators say Arnold believed some of the eventual victims were responsible, even though police later determined they were not involved in that theft. On February 3, police say Arnold and Boakai Hilton — who investigators say helped coordinate the alleged setup — directed Arianna Del Valle and Jasmine Randazzo to contact one of the victims and lure him to an apartment in Tampa.

Around midnight on February 4, investigators say the victims arrived at the apartment. Once they entered a bedroom, police say Christion Williams and Lyndell Hudson — who had been hiding in a closet — jumped out, grabbed the victims, held them at gunpoint, and attacked them.

Investigators say the incident was streamed to Arnold, Hilton, and Freddie Hughes while they were traveling to the apartment. Police also say there was a group chat involving the defendants, and that Arnold and Hilton gave directions through that chat while the attack was happening. About an hour later, police say Arnold arrived at the apartment with Hilton, Hughes, and another person, and that he directed them to go inside while the robbery was still going on.

Investigators say property was stolen from the victims during the attack.At around 1:40 a.m., police say the victims were escorted out of the apartment by armed suspects and forced into their vehicle before leaving the scene. Police say Del Valle, Williams, and another individual then got into a vehicle driven by Arnold and left the area. The victims later reported the incident to Tampa Police and identified the suspects. After search warrants were executed and the investigation continued, detectives arrested multiple people in the case over the following weeks.

Police say Arnold was the primary conspirator in the alleged robbery/kidnapping plot. He turned himself in Wednesday night and is now facing 4 counts of kidnapping and 4 counts of armed robbery.

 

[Dog Rough]

Streaming your crime has to be the lowest of the low dumb things to do.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Kyle Pitts Extended on a 3 year 54 million dollar extension

"HE'S GOING TO BREAK OUT THIS YEAR I SWEAR" says every coach and media pundit until the day Pitts retires.

The full Terrion Arnold story, according to Tampa Police, is stunning:

They're so fucking stupid and have no critical thinking or impulse control skills. You're paid millions of dollars to play a game and you start a criminal conspiracy to get back some jewelry that was stolen from you? And stream it when everyone knows these companies keep records of everything you do? Wealth is absolutely wasted on them.