The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[Franz Joseph]

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2026 Browns season, whether they want it or not. Oh one more thing, fuck you for trading him to one of the other NFC west teams worth something, Browns!

Shedeur carrying that team to the 1st pick!

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

It was time, but I'm gonna miss this guy.

 

[Bartolomeo]

Can the browns get a lolcow thread now?

No, but it's about time to change the subtitle of this thread back to the Browns again. Gonna look pretty dumb after Rodgers gets his second Lombardi this year.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

Is the AFC even fucking trying?

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

No, but it's about time to change the subtitle of this thread back to the Browns again. Gonna look pretty dumb after Rodgers gets his second Lombardi this year.

Why not change it to the Cardinals instead? Browns is too predictable

 

[Squanto Airi]

Why not change it to the Cardinals instead? Browns is too predictable

The Cardinals didnt just give up a generational talent (and likely the best player on defense atm) to a super bowl contender for only a 1st, 2nd, and 3rd rd pick plus a player.

 

[Absolutego]

Is the AFC even fucking trying?

I want to make a joke that it's the 1980's again, but really I'm more confused by your post. The Pats addressed a major hole in their roster today. Were you under the delusion at any point that the Browns were trying? Or, probably more accurately, that them trying would lead to good things happening?

Also Jared Verse is a beast and while I understand he's definitely not another Garrett dude is getting mad disrespect he doesn't deserve today

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

0:31

This might be one of my favorite clips of the NFL season. Imagine having your church congregation in Angleton, TX cancel Sunday Service just to see you get your back blown out in spectacular fashion.


Please for the love of God, let Robert Saleh and Liam Coen bring us so much joy for Tennessee vs Jacksonville

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Also Jared Verse is a beast and while I understand he's definitely not another Garrett dude is getting mad disrespect he doesn't deserve today

He's also not going to turn 31 this season.

 

[Zaryiu2]

No, but it's about time to change the subtitle of this thread back to the Browns again. Gonna look pretty dumb after Rodgers gets his second Lombardi this year.

Lol, Lmao even.

I want to make a joke that it's the 1980's again, but really I'm more confused by your post. The Pats addressed a major hole in their roster today. Were you under the delusion at any point that the Browns were trying? Or, probably more accurately, that them trying would lead to good things happening?

Also Jared Verse is a beast and while I understand he's definitely not another Garrett dude is getting mad disrespect he doesn't deserve today

I think he meant the AFC in general

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Basically there's a lot of nerds who never got over high school in sports fandom (blame the internet/stats tracking), and it's when athletes remind them too much of their childhood that they get squirrelly.

Every single day I thank god I liked sports because I was nerdy and completely socially inept closer except for the fact I loved rugby and hockey and was pretty good at them so all the jocks on my team took me under their wing and dragged me to parties and taught me to not be a gigantic loser. I'd probably be weird ass anime gooner you see documented on this site otherwise.

 

[Rabbi Yeshua Moon]

True and now THE NFC NORTH IS GOING TO MAKE BOSTON GET BEYOND FELTED

Well two of the NFC North teams, anyway. The Vikings have a clown car quarterback room and the Packers are coached by Matt LeFleberflus, greatest choke artist of the Shanahan tree.

 

[Absolutego]

Well two of the NFC North teams, anyway. The Vikings have a clown car quarterback room and the Packers are coached by Matt LeFleberflus, greatest choke artist of the Shanahan tree.

In what universe can a coach who hasn't even made a Super Bowl be a greater choke artist than the man who has lost three Super Bowls via choking, two of them holding multi-score leads in the 3rd quarter? The tree's even partially named after him, at this point.

 

[break these cuffs]

In what universe can a coach who hasn't even made a Super Bowl be a greater choke artist than the man who has lost three Super Bowls via choking, two of them holding multi-score leads in the 3rd quarter? The tree's even partially named after him, at this point.

Kyle Shanahan somehow managed to be a bridesmaid at his own wedding.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

The Steelers have apparently given Nick Herbig a 4-Year, $100M Extension.

 

[Local Fed]

The Steelers have apparently given Nick Herbig a 4-Year, $100M Extension.

And the Falcons extended Drake London for four years at $141 million ($100 million guaranteed and the total deal can max out at $150 million with incentives.)

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

Lord, don't let Aaron Donald unretire. They are gonna snap that boy Jayden Daniels in half.

I want to make a joke that it's the 1980's again, but really I'm more confused by your post. The Pats addressed a major hole in their roster today. Were you under the delusion at any point that the Browns were trying? Or, probably more accurately, that them trying would lead to good things happening?

Also Jared Verse is a beast and while I understand he's definitely not another Garrett dude is getting mad disrespect he doesn't deserve today

No, but my friends are Texans fans and I'm pissed that they always have the easiest path to the playoffs every year.

 

[FootballBuff]

Every single day I thank god I liked sports because I was nerdy and completely socially inept closer except for the fact I loved rugby and hockey and was pretty good at them so all the jocks on my team took me under their wing and dragged me to parties and taught me to not be a gigantic loser. I'd probably be weird ass anime gooner you see documented on this site otherwise.

The socially maladjusted autistic weirdos who hate sports could never understand what its like to suit up and go to battle with your boys.

If you're one of these spiteful nerds lurking this thread and dont understand I would recommend you read "Deep Play: Notes on the Balinese Cockfight" by Clifford Geertz, then maybe you can understand a little bit what its like to have friends and fun.

 

[break these cuffs]

The socially maladjusted autistic weirdos who hate sports could never understand what its like to suit up and go to battle with your boys.

If you're one of these spiteful nerds lurking this thread and dont understand I would recommend you read "Deep Play: Notes on the Balinese Cockfight" by Clifford Geertz, then maybe you can understand a little bit what its like to have friends and fun.

Ahem, I'll have you now I play league with my friends every night.

 

[RGK5H]

Caleb Williams is on this years Madden cover. RIP Bears fans