The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[TV's Adam West]

I may never see my Browns do good ever again, but you know what, seeing the Patriots lose helps ease the pain.

 

[deerbeer]

Fucking rigged I'm going to fuck a dude.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

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Fuck yeah.

I fucking hate the Seahawks.

 

[Ged!]

Bird team dynasty. Cardinals, Falcons, or Ravens up next?

Eagles dynasty next year mark my words

How pozzed was the half time show thingy with the Mexican?

For legal purposes he's an American

also fuck you all the pats should have won

Pats are lucky they got any points on the board. Seahawks were really trying to hand them that third TD at the end there, but alas...

 

[Mr. Giggles]

Carl's lock for the Seahawks back in 2015 has now been avenged:

 

[Semen_Recycler]

Fuck the patriots!

And also fuck every woke liberal and maga chud sperging out about the gay halftime show. Meaningless culture war bullshit that only appeals to double digit iq mongoloids.

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

What fucking moron featured this? Jesus.

Trombonista must be getting old to get excited about American football unironically.

 

[Dave.]

I’m glad I didn’t put money down on the patriots. I just made a hypothetical bet and, surprise, my jinxed luck strikes again. Good thing I don’t gamble.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I'm about 40 minutes behind, but I can't exactly call this a spoiler. Anyone with money on the Patriots is having a real bad night.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

It's super cool to see the Seahawks win! I went to see them when I was 10 in Seattle with my dad and brother and it's still a very fond memory for me

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

I thought that the halftime show was cool. Bad Bunny jumped through a roof and a bunch of people dived off of utility poles, which looked pretty neat. The music wasn't great and I didn't understand anything, but most superbowl music sucks and the performance dehinitely matters more than the sound. It was better than last years, where Kendrick just walked around a car.

 

[FootballBuff]

Now that football is over, what will everyone be doing with their free time? I recommend the newest sport brought to you by Big CTE; the people who created Professional slapping, now bring to you, Professional Oklahoma Drilling!

 

[Less Than Zero]

Bird team dynasty. Cardinals, Falcons, or Ravens up next?

You already know

 

[Ged!]

It was better than last years, where Kendrick just walked around a car.

Kendrick called Drake a pedophile in front of 150 million people. I think Kendrick is lame as shit, but nothing is ever gonna top that.

 

[Needless]

Last year I bought a Sam Darnold autographed football for about $300. I just checked and Seattle is selling them for $700. Feels good buying into Sammy Coin early.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

John Schneider should have been smoking a fat blunt during that interview. Dude put together two of the best defenses of all time.

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

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Fuck yeah.

This Super Bowl turned me into a Seahawks fan. It’s amazing how biased the NFL is with covering teams. It’s always muh Chiefs, muh Cowboys, muh Niners, muh Patriots, but the Hawk’s are brushed aside for some reason.

Congrats to Seattle for taking revenge for 2015. You deserve it. And you’ve earned a new fan.

 

[W00K #17]

I thought that the halftime show was cool. Bad Bunny jumped through a roof and a bunch of people dived off of utility poles, which looked pretty neat. The music wasn't great and I didn't understand anything, but most superbowl music sucks and the performance dehinitely matters more than the sound. It was better than last years, where Kendrick just walked around a car.

I mean it's literally pre recorded and all lip synced. It's essentially to just a pure choreography performance. Which is why I hit up the bathroom, have a smoke, and fix myself a second plate of grub at halftime.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Congrats Broncos, your fans have taken a title from the Chargers - all night just doomscrolling socials, it's been nothing but "We would have been there if Bo was healthy", "If we had Bo in this game it'd be tied", shit like that.

So congrats Broncos, you've stolen Herbert's title of If Man. May it be the only title your fans see for Nix's tenure.

 

[Kirklandwarrior]

Where is Bossman? Is he safe? Is he Alright?