The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[Iron Hamster]

Rams with a conga line back to the locker room.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

It's gonna be a refball Patriots bullshit bonanza is my guess.

Speaking of refball....I see the refs have decided to actually step in this game and remember they're supposed to officiate.

Edit: Yay my pick is on the rigged side.

 

[Absolutego]

WOOLEN ISTG

 

[Nogg]

I really hate the NFL sometimes. ITs ok for Matthew Stafford to yell back and its ok for Puka to get up, point to a guy, spin the ball, and then yell at him, but heaven forbid a guy celebrate after a huge 3rd down stop. Fuck the Rams.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I really hate the NFL sometimes. ITs ok for Matthew Stafford to yell back and its ok for Puka to get up, point to a guy, spin the ball, and then yell at him, but heaven forbid a guy celebrate after a huge 3rd down stop. Fuck the Rams.

Shhh, we're doing this for plot now. Matthew Stafford and the Rams will win so he can fucking retire a winner already and Drake Mayemaye can start his career on a high note.

 

[Quandaries Sage]

My autistic friend (bless his heart love him to death) got into Uma masume (horse girl anime bs) and asked me to hang out with him Saturday and watch the broncos. And watch the crowds for anime cosplayers.

In turn. I won and saw 2 in the footage lol

We did it again
The broncos lost
I have observed the saddest autist ever today and it has broken my heart
We didn't see any horse girls and they lost...

 

[Absolutego]

I take FAR too much joy in seeing McVay still fucking panic whenever his mic gets cut off to his QB's headset
He's an extremely flawed coach, and if it weren't for the fact that he has a top 5 GM working with him the media wouldn't endlessly slob his knob the way they do.

 

[CFC-12]

The Bills continue to be Sisyphus in the playoffs and didn't even make the AFC championships in a year when the field was wide open. The Dolphins gave a shitzillion dollars to a QB who is so brain damaged that his concussions have their own dedicated Wikipedia article. The Jets continue to be the Jets.

And Drake Drake Maye "Drake Maye" Maye Drake Maye takes the god damn Patriots to the Super Bowl in his first full year as their starting QB, after an arduous and completely unthinkable five year rebuild. AFC East bros on suicide watch rn.

 

[Absolutego]

Yeah guys, the fix is tooootally in, handing a first down to the Seahawks when we're already up 4.

 

[Rockey May]

LFGGGGGG SUFFUH RAMS

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Really good game. Seahawks win a close one.
Seahawks vs Patriots Super Bowl
How many people thought Drake Maye and Sam Darnold would be the starting quarterbacks of the Super Bowl? Not me lol

 

[BikeLock]

Vikings on suicide watch, lmao.

 

[Trombonista]

Yes! The Seahawks won!

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Yeah guys, the fix is tooootally in, handing a first down to the Seahawks when we're already up 4.

Nah I thought they were rigging it for the Rams with that Taunting and 15 call.

 

[Bartolomeo]

Make but not always win. They made the Super Bowl in '05 but lost to the Steelers. The game was pretty ugly and forgettable. IIRC the Seahawks got screwed by bad officiating but this was literally 20 years ago.

Fuck you that was an amazing game. Seahawks got smashed. Willie Parker set the longest rushing yard TD in a Super Bowl game.

 

[Nogg]

I hate the Rams so much. Nothing brings me more joy than seeing Sean McVay and Matthew Stafford crying.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I’m hearing that Minnesota is rioting due to letting Sam Darnold walk. There is no other reason.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Hell yeah!

 

[Absolutego]

I (almost) don't even care if the Seahawks win the Super Bowl, they ran the gauntlet against the most hardcore division in the sport (their own) to get there. They brought in a QB everyone is always eager to write off (myself included sometimes tbh) and created an environment for him to shine/get over his career demons.
This defense is fun (most of the time - looking at you Tariq, you've been a sloppy diva ever since you shortened your name officially), we have a premier wide receiver, I haven't enjoyed watching football games this much in such a long, long time. What a season. I'm so blessed.

 

[Nogg]

I (almost) don't even care if the Seahawks win the Super Bowl, they ran the gauntlet against the most hardcore division in the sport (their own) to get there. They brought in a QB everyone is always eager to write off (myself included sometimes tbh) and created an environment for him to shine/get over his career demons.
This defense is fun (most of the time - looking at you Tariq, you've been a sloppy diva ever since you shortened your name officially), we have a premier wide receiver, I haven't enjoyed watching football games this much in such a long, long time. What a season. I'm so blessed.

I was in this place. Proceded to lose to the Rams in the Super Bowl and haven't felt joy since. I hope you cream the Patriots.