The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votos: 11 22.0%
  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votos: 25 50.0%
  • Team State Farm

    Votos: 1 2.0%
  • The Meteor

    Votos: 13 26.0%

  • Total de votantes
    50
  • Encuesta cerrada .
If the Falcons beat the Saints on the last day, can they back into the playoffs? I know they don't have the tie breaker over the Panthers but could there be another way? Cause that would be really fucking funny
No, they’re mathematically eliminated.
Edit:
Watts is a problem god damn
 
>call back a pick 6 for Stafford because NFL wants LA to be a popular franchise

If that one didn’t get called back he’d beat Farve for the record. I hope the Cardinals do it, ensure that Stafford never gets MVP.

@Kermit the Frog he bobbles it. He doesn’t have full control of the ball. You can see it from two angles. He only gets full control upon hitting the ground.

Edit: this was a spite game. The Rams draft pick from the Falcons is worth less and the Rams lose a home game. They get to play the Eagles or Bears at home, in the elements.
 
Well shit, I got Bears/49ers and Rams/Falcons wrong. Not sure what to think anymore about 49ers/Seahawks right now, all i will say is it will be a game.
Possibly a good one maybe even a great small chance of:
THE GREATEST GAME

Both Ways
 
If the Falcons beat the Saints on the last day, can they back into the playoffs? I know they don't have the tie breaker over the Panthers but could there be another way? Cause that would be really fucking funny
No, but they can still be spoilers for the Buccs if they win. Crabs in a bucket division.
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The solution is simple - nuke the AFC North and NFC South from existence. Clearly no one in either Division ever wants to win the fucking things, we could probably find some former Arena League or XFL teams to replace them for roughly the same quality of game.

Also God help us, the final game of the regular season is Steelers-Ravens. The Stoppable Force meeting the Moveable Object. I pray for Super Tie 2, solely because this game just sounds like it'll be shit between Tomlin's squad having checked out and Harbaugh being a choking hazard even if his team was healthy.
 
Well, the Evil Empire is likely down a weapon - Stefon Diggs has been charged with assault (to save a click, felony strangulation or suffocation and misdemeanor assault and battery charges).

Time to see what the the NFL Wheel of Discipline lands on, could be a fine, could be a 10 Game Suspension, could be literally anything in between.
 
Well, the Evil Empire is likely down a weapon - Stefon Diggs has been charged with assault (to save a click, felony strangulation or suffocation and misdemeanor assault and battery charges).

Time to see what the the NFL Wheel of Discipline lands on, could be a fine, could be a 10 Game Suspension, could be literally anything in between.

 
Also God help us, the final game of the regular season is Steelers-Ravens. The Stoppable Force meeting the Moveable Object. I pray for Super Tie 2, solely because this game just sounds like it'll be shit between Tomlin's squad having checked out and Harbaugh being a choking hazard even if his team was healthy.
When the Steelers punted with five minutes to go, I knew they were going to flex in that game. It's the only win-and-you're-in, and NBC is trying to pump up those rating numbers.
 
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