The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[Quence]

A question about head coaches: Why are so many of them in such god awful shape?

It seems odd that these guys who are leading teams of very athletic men are themselves horrible looking. For instance, the coach of the Washington Commanders clearly has a turkey neck. How did he get so out of shape when his work space is surrounded by workout equipment and he has access to trainers and dieticians?

Another one is the Kansas City Chiefs coach. He’s obese!

 

[greenthrowaway]

A question about head coaches: Why are so many of them in such god awful shape?

It seems odd that these guys who are leading teams of very athletic men are themselves horrible looking. For instance, the coach of the Washington Commanders clearly has a turkey neck. How did he get so out of shape when his work space is surrounded by workout equipment and he has access to trainers and dieticians?

Another one is the Kansas City Chiefs coach. He’s obese!

Coaches are typically working past midnight during the season, and rarely get time to do anything outside of their office and on the field. Andy Reid isn't even the first coach to go full walrus.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

A question about head coaches: Why are so many of them in such god awful shape?

It seems odd that these guys who are leading teams of very athletic men are themselves horrible looking. For instance, the coach of the Washington Commanders clearly has a turkey neck. How did he get so out of shape when his work space is surrounded by workout equipment and he has access to trainers and dieticians?

Another one is the Kansas City Chiefs coach. He’s obese!

It's a mixed bag. Pete Carroll, HC of the Las Vegas Raiders, doesn't look awful for being over 70. Andy Reid in KC has always been a big boy.

You can't tell me a guy who was a Coordinator or Head Coach in Green Bay (home of all things cheese and bratwurst), Philadelphia (probably two cheesesteaks between halftime), and Kansas City (enough BBQ to give anyone else a heart attack) wouldn't put on some girth.

Oh, if you haven't seen it already, this is him doing a Punt Pass Kick competition when her was 13. Just compare him to the rest of the other kids.

https://youtu.be/9J43shDi3XU

Edit: I didnt know Andy Reid got recruited to BYU, so add the incredible amount of sugar available there, on top of being a lineman (who are big anyway) and thats where you get.

I will say the younger generation of coaches are more fit-focused, or at least not turbo-fat. McVay, Shanahan, McDaniel (though he's a needy fsggot who barely counts) or former players like DeMeco Ryans.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Cardinals vs Cowboys tonight. Who's failure will be made even more strong?

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Cardinals vs Cowboys tonight. Who's failure will be made even more strong?

Disneys and Googles of course. I wanted a ManningCast!

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Jerruh wants that USAID money that dried up with the stipes on the Cowboys' helmets.

 

[break these cuffs]

And it was all going so well for Arizona. I was considering staying up to watch this game.

 

[W@rui]

Bro sent his ankles to the shadow realm.

0:05

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

And it was all going so well for Arizona. I was considering staying up to watch this game.

Cards have been doing well in the first half, outside of that Punt Return TD. Kyler can focus on BF6 or COD Black Ops Whatever Number and chill while Jacobi shows how an offense is run.

 

[break these cuffs]

Ok, I'm glad I decided to stay up.

 

[False Emprah]

Tucker Kraft tore his ACL. Gonna go suck on a gun barrel....

Feels like I'm going to be using this a lot the rest of the season.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Dallas really just made Brisket and the CardLOLs look like world beaters.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

the bye week was the best eagles win of the season so far.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Dallas really just made Brisket and the CardLOLs look like world beaters.

Jerry Jones never said what kind of "all in" he had in mind but now we know

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Bro sent his ankles to the shadow realm.

B1k2WOumV2WG94yN.mp4

When the Cowboys lose in primetime, America wins.

 

[Zaryiu2]

When the Cowboys lose, America wins.

Ftfy

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

Bro sent his ankles to the shadow realm.

B1k2WOumV2WG94yN.mp4

Dude just fell on his ass for nothing there was nothing impressive about tiptoe bullshit.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Cards have been doing well in the first half, outside of that Punt Return TD. Kyler can focus on BF6 or COD Black Ops Whatever Number and chill while Jacobi shows how an offense is run.

Brisset has always been one of my favorite QBs.

People forget that he's actually pretty good when he's not playing injured, which is...rare, unfortunately.

 

[Anorexic Robot]

Brisset has always been one of my favorite QBs.

People forget that he's actually pretty good when he's not playing injured, which is...rare, unfortunately.

He's also a genius scholar on twitter

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

We've got a huge trade announcement: Jets are trading Sauce Gardner to the Colts for two first round picks.

Another trade update: yesterday on radio Jerry Jones teased that the Cowboys had made a huge trade. Guess who it was?


I have to imagine that Jones is just doing this for shits and giggles at this point.