The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

The Bucs Oline is definitely a good reason why the Bucs lost, plus losing Evans and that punt block tuddy didn't help.

Bucs probably could've had it without the weird clock management towards the end of the 4th. Weird idea to try to chew clock when you'll need two possessions. Defense was cooking, they should've just run hurry up.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Even in a loss there is a bunch of good in it. They have nothing to hang their head about except for a slow start.

They can lock back in against Seattle.

Starting 3-1 is a very positive outcome

 

[HackerX]

Okay boys, listen up. I’m going to need everyone to pour some POSITIVE ENERGY into the Packers v Cowboys game tonight. I’ve got some relatives who are of the “It’s their year” variety every year and I’ve been talking MAD SHIT about the Micah Parsons trade. Like, absolutely unbearable with “Hey did ya’ll hear the news??? That Jerry Jones is a senile retard that traded his generational, potentially HoF PASS RUSHER to the Packers for peanuts??? All because he got his feelings hurt that Micah wanted his agent to negotiate for him???”

Now I’ve mostly been doing it because:

• It’s funny
• It’s ridiculous
• Family members' copes “Oh he chose #1 because he only had 1 sack in a playoff game” or “Micah is greedy” or “Kenny Clark is helping our defense” (Last one is LOL TBH, but I still feel bad for Kenny)

What I’m trying to say is I REALLY need Green Bay to win tonight so I can gloat an unbearable amount. Sure, a blowout akin to the last time GB was in Dallas would be great, but I don’t want to be too greedy fellas. I’m not going to the idea and/or potential for a negative outcome because I’d KILL myself for realzies. I know I said I’d do it after the game last week, but I really mean it this time!

That means everyone needs to raise their hands Spirit Bomb style. Consult your Ouija boards. Pray to your gods (Pagan, Christian, Jew, Islam, Pajeet, whatever you pray to). Offer up personal sacrifices. Really anything to achieve the desired outcome here.

That also means YOU, @DSP's Tax Lawyer . I swear to GOD if you bring bad juju, I'll be REALLY REALLY MAD.

If you need help, let me know and I’ll work with you to deposit GOOD VIBES.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

What I’m trying to say is I REALLY need Green Bay to win tonight so I can gloat an unbearable amount.

I need this to stay alive in my survivor pool, so take my energy, you loveable sperg.

 

[Drama Fan]

Future MVP Daniel Jones is being sabotaged by his own retarded teammates. How many times do WRs have to be reminded to not celebrate before you're in the endzone?

1:00

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Future MVP Daniel Jones is being sabotaged by his own retarded teammates. How many times do WRs have to be reminded to not celebrate before you're in the endzone?
colts fumble touchback.mp4

Anthony Richardson doesn't make that throw

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Future MVP Daniel Jones

I've said it time and time again, Daniel Jones would do fine on any other team other than the Giants. Best thing that ever could happen to the kid. Behind a real O Line, he can run and make passes. Never forget, it took Geno Smith touring the entirety of the NFL before finally finding a home at the Seahawks.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Okay boys, listen up. I’m going to need everyone to pour some POSITIVE ENERGY into the Packers v Cowboys game tonight. I’ve got some relatives who are of the “It’s their year” variety every year and I’ve been talking MAD SHIT about the Micah Parsons trade. Like, absolutely unbearable with “Hey did ya’ll hear the news??? That Jerry Jones is a senile retard that traded his generational, potentially HoF PASS RUSHER to the Packers for peanuts??? All because he got his feelings hurt that Micah wanted his agent to negotiate for him???”

Now I’ve mostly been doing it because:

• It’s funny
• It’s ridiculous
• Family members' copes “Oh he chose #1 because he only had 1 sack in a playoff game” or “Micah is greedy” or “Kenny Clark is helping our defense” (Last one is LOL TBH, but I still feel bad for Kenny)

What I’m trying to say is I REALLY need Green Bay to win tonight so I can gloat an unbearable amount. Sure, a blowout akin to the last time GB was in Dallas would be great, but I don’t want to be too greedy fellas. I’m not going to the idea and/or potential for a negative outcome because I’d KILL myself for realzies. I know I said I’d do it after the game last week, but I really mean it this time!

That means everyone needs to raise their hands Spirit Bomb style. Consult your Ouija boards. Pray to your gods (Pagan, Christian, Jew, Islam, Pajeet, whatever you pray to). Offer up personal sacrifices. Really anything to achieve the desired outcome here.

That also means YOU, @DSP's Tax Lawyer . I swear to GOD if you bring bad juju, I'll be REALLY REALLY MAD.

If you need help, let me know and I’ll work with you to deposit GOOD VIBES.
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Based pic inspired from based game!

Good luck cheese bros.. I feel you guys after last week. As a pitt fan i know all too well how annoying the Browns can be at times.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Wow the Ravens really suck this year.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

If you need help, let me know and I’ll work with you to deposit GOOD VIBES.

It'd way be funnier if the Packers lose. Give Cowboys fans some undeserved hope before December sets in and Packers have back to back loses to the Browns and Dem boys.

 

[break these cuffs]

It'd way be funnier if the Packers lose. Give Cowboys fans some undeserved hope before December sets in and Packers have back to back loses to the Browns and Dem boys.

As much as I hate DallASS and want to see them lose at any and all things, this man speaks the trvth.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Wow the Ravens really suck this year.

There can only be one Harbaugh in the NFL. Fired after this season.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Wow the Ravens really suck this year.

Once again.. as a Pitt fan i say HA HA!
This season is not staring out at all like it seemed after week two in the div. lol

 

[Absolutego]

Wow the Ravens really suck this year.

That drive that consisted of 2 delay of game penalties, a 5 yard rush, and Lamar taking a 16 yard sack was the point where I said "fuck both of these teams, but the Ravens especially" and fired up a Redzone stream instead

EDIT: Domestic violence calls in East San Jose are going to skyrocket tonight

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Wow the Ravens really suck this year.

Zach Orr is doing exciting things like putting a 29 year old CB on Xavier Worthy

 

[HackerX]

Once again.. as a Pitt fan i say HA HA!
This season is not staring out at all like it seemed after week two in the div. lol

That's because Aaron Rodgers brought POSITIVE VIBRATIONS to the squad. God bless that man and God bless his ayahuasca.

@1Tonka_Truck and @break these cuffs
I've noticed you aren't bringing the requested energy. Duly noted.

 

[break these cuffs]

THEY PULLED LAMAR! The Ravens have officially given up in the 3rd quarter lmao.

I'm watching Redzone and apparently there is a phantom hamstring injury. He appeared to walk to the bench just fine imo.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

They are dropping like flies now.

 

[Franz Joseph]

UT is entertaining and the only talented one in that bunch of faggot "creators" he associates with, but like the rest of his crew, the only team he's actually capable of making any proper analysis or critique of is His team.

Hot take, I prefer Barry McCockiner's weekly NFL games recap to Tree's.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Ravens' DC is one of the worst DCs I've ever seen. Why are you running cover 1 against the Chiefs? Why are you not even disguising your blitzes? I know the roster has a ton of injuries but c'mon.