The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[08903248752]

"She's not gonna say anything about me practising kissing with my brother in the song, r-r-r-right?"

 

[Meat Target]

I think the biggest embarrassment to Kansas City was forgetting to put it in Kansas.

There is a Kansas City, Kansas, numbnuts.

 

[soyjersh]

Guess the tomahawk-tuahs couldn't fly like the eagles. Time for a trail of taylor tears, with mahomo, sneedless and threpeatless at the lead.

 

[Lurker]

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ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY
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[LikeAStone 2.0]

Roger Goddell sucked the cocks of the refs before the game, but because he didn’t thank them, the refs called it fair

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

The worst part about the Chiefs losing is disappointment the Triple Bowl Spree isn't real. The best part is that Phillies fans burn down their own city again.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Eagles fans chanting "Fuck Taylor Swift" in the streets now.

Huh. Now Philly agrees with Russell Greer?

 

[LowlyPheasent]

No amount of crisco can save Philly now, riot time!

 

[Pure Soap]

Taylor status: 100% icked
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How many platinum records will she get for the break-up album?

 

[Julius Caesar The 187th]

FLLLLYYYYYYYYY IGGLES FLLLYYYYYYYYYYY
ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY
FITE FITE FITE
FIIIIIIIITE IGGLES FIIIIIIIIIITE
SCORE A TOUCHDOWN ONE TWO THREE
ONE TWO THREE
HIT EM LOOOOOOW
HIT EM HIIIIIIIIGH
AND WATCH OUR IGGLES FLLLLYYYYYYY
FLLLLYYYYYY IGGLES FLLLLLYYYYYY
ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY
E A G L E S
IGGLES!

Dropping by to say this:

S! U! F! F! A! H! RALPHIE!

SUFFAH, @theralph!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

>Kansas Kiwis thought they had a 12.9% chance of winning a third Super Bowl

>12.9%

 

[08903248752]

How many platinum records will she get for the break-up album?

It'll be called "No Ring" and it will be a clever double entendre.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

center city is getting raped as we speak

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I'm so fucking happy!

The Eagles won, the Chiefs got annihilated, Taylor Swift is heartbroken, Samuel L. Jackson was Uncle Sam, Kendrick Lamar called Drake a pedo on national tv, and got the entire stadium to do it also, and the NFL actually pinned this comment! This is the best Super Bowl ever!

Edit: The comment's gone now, but for a few brief glorious hours it was real, and the NFL had actually pinned it.

 

[Qonas]

Italians being White is still up for debate

This really has to be decided at some point.

 

[Path Wanderer]

Final Score for Superbowl LIX

Ver archivo adjunto 6964847

no further words needed

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

All the smarmy white people on social media are pretending Kendrick's performance was amazing because they wanna be hip white people even though the show was boring, monotone dogshit.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Kelce will retire. The refs will understand they're nder a microscope and Kamala lost. The globohomo institution that is the Chiefs are dead.

So? They'll pick up another guy who ends up being almost as good. Just like the Patriots did.

That didn't rig the Brady games. How do you rig Giants receivers catching a dive bomb on their fucking helmet?

It's rigged in a lot of ways. Like the refs, telling coaches to make dumb calls, etc. When the Giants won, that was part of the storyline. They WILL find a way to make the team they want to win and the player they want to succeed. You're out of your mind to think shit like Brady winning a Super Bowl despite being ancient, or making a 28 point comeback in the 4th quarter wasn't a bunch of fake shit some writer came up with.

And lest you think I'm too harsh on Brady and the Patriots, they would rig it for the Colts too because Archie Manning told the NFL to make Peyton a star, so he got to be the "face" character. You'd see him in the stands on his phone sometimes when they were reviewing a play, he'd always be on his phone, and the result would always favor the Colts (or Giants if he was there). Wonder who he was talking to, hmmm? And don't forget other obvious storylines like Jim Harbaugh vs John Harbaugh in Super Bowl 47 or when they started rigging it for the Saints after Hurricane Katrina. There's so many "coincidences" here.

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

I just know that Brady needs to be present at every important game with Mahomes. Dude just melts down around him. He is absolutely Mahomes kryptonite at this point lmao.

 

[Punning in the 90's]

Another massive L for the Kansas City Queefs. You love to see it.