The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[BikeLock]

I´d go for top 20 but the most ridiculous thing is people saying Lamar is a first ballot HoF and top 10 all time. The discourse around this dude is criminal.

Lamar needs to win in the playoffs before people even think about him being HoF first ballot. If you want in on the first ballot with no rings as a QB, you better be Dan Marino.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Mahomes is great at flopping and having Andy Reid build a good team around him.

 

[Drama Fan]

Remember last year, when people ITT were psyoped into rooting for and arguing that San Fagshithole was for True and Honest le based chuds?

I was not psy-op'ed. When it comes to the super bowl and your team isn't in it, it's a true test of your convictions.
Should I, as a Packers fan, hate the 9ers, the playoff kryptonite for my team with 10 billion all pros on a stacked roster and a Quarterback they literally pay pennies for? Or do I hate the dynasty Chiefs with all their bandwaggony Taylor Swift and Pfizer/State Farm commercials? Easy choice. Fuck the Chiefs. I'd literally cheer for Caleb Williams and the Bears over the Chiefs (as if they could even make it). You pick a side and stand by your hatred like a man.

 

[Americunt]

I was not psy-op'ed. When it comes to the super bowl and your team isn't in it, it's a true test of your convictions.
Should I, as a Packers fan, hate the 9ers, the playoff kryptonite for my team with 10 billion all pros on a stacked roster and a Quarterback they literally pay pennies for? Or do I hate the dynasty Chiefs with all their bandwaggony Taylor Swift and Pfizer/State Farm commercials? Easy choice. Fuck the Chiefs. I'd literally cheer for Caleb Williams and the Bears over the Chiefs (as if they could even make it). You pick a side and stand by your hatred like a man.

Agreed, the Niners effectively ended the Eagles season before the playoffs even started last year by buck breaking us so bad in a loss at the Linc we never recovered, and even then I still cheered for Mr. Irrelevant over the (new) Evil Empire.

Unrelated, but if Jason Kelce shows up in the celebrity box with Taylor this year to cheer on his brother, he's officially excommunicated from Philly, and I will be burning his Jersey.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

And yet he is still the best QB in the NFC... sad state of affairs on that conference.

The NFC can start drafting better QBs any time. I have wondered what the NFC would look like if Buccs hadn't traded the pick used for Josh Allen. Mayfield and Darnold were both drafted by AFC clown shows.

You pick a side and stand by your hatred like a man.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I’m a fucking Lions fan and I was rooting for the 9ers last year. The Chiefs are effectively the worst parts of the Belichick Patriots without half of the good bits.

 

[Desktop User2]

The Chiefs are effectively the worst parts of the Belichick Patriots without half of the good bits.

Da fuq you talking about. The Patriots had 4 years of enjoyable football. Actual cheating scandals not niggering whining Taylor Swift conspiracies. What was likable about the Patriots?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Da fuq you talking about. The Patriots had 4 years of enjoyable football. Actual cheating scandals not niggering whining Taylor Swift conspiracies. What was likable about the Patriots?

>he thinks the Patriots cheated

I’m just gonna call you a faggot, faggot.

 

[Desktop User2]

>he thinks the Patriots cheated

I’m just gonna call you a faggot, faggot.

Spygate, retard.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Spygate, retard.

I know you’re being disingenuous, faggot.

 

[Desktop User2]

I know you’re being disingenuous, faggot.

There were literally fines because of the cheating, mate. If anyone is being disingenuous here is an alleged Lions fan sucking Brady´s cock apropos of nothing. Or someone delusional enough to think the Pats played enjoyable to watch football.

 

[Clanner Scum]

Cheating or "cheating", it made for entertaining TV.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Cheating or "cheating", it made for entertaining TV.

The entire league was doing it. The amount of cheating in the NFL is insane, it’s basically just evolved ever since the Bears owner decided to fuck with the other team back in the early days.


Also, I respect Belichick. It’s too bad that he didn’t have the dainty Asian hands that Robert Kraft wanted.

 

[Clanner Scum]

The entire league was doing it. The amount of cheating in the NFL is insane, it’s basically just evolved ever since the Bears owner decided to fuck with the other team back in the early days.


Also, I respect Belichick. It’s too bad that he didn’t have the dainty Asian hands that Robert Kraft wanted.

I meant Deflategate. What other sport are you going to get the best player's text messages leaked? Arguements over gas laws? The US Court System getting involved? Truly 10/10 storyline, Mahomes will never come close.

 

[Americunt]

The NFC can start drafting better QBs any time. I have wondered what the NFC would look like if Buccs hadn't traded the pick used for Josh Allen. Mayfield and Darnold were both drafted by AFC clown shows.

I was having this conversation with some friends the other day, the AFC is the most lopsided division. 4 of the best current QBs in the league, and arguably a more impressive pool of defensive and offensive talent but 95% of the rest of the teams are trash either to terrible ownership or coaching and have been tanking since the midpoint in the season.

On the flipside, the NFC has the least consistent level of talent (Though the Eagles, Lions and Niners are pretty close to firming up their status as perrenial contenders barring injuries), and it makes the race for the NFCCG so much more interesting because of how truly random the WC matchups are any given year.

 

[Count Grishnackh]

You two that keep bickering just need to get a room. STFU, and move on, bitches.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

As a fan who grew up under the jack boot of my team getting pounded every year by the Patriot Empire, I grew to respect them even after all the controversy. The Cheafs will never get that treatment since they're a plastic imitation of what made the Pats arguably one of the greatest teams to grace the NFL.

 

[Americunt]

As a fan who grew up under the jack boot of my team getting pounded every year by the Patriot Empire, I grew to respect them even after all the controversy. The Cheafs will never get that treatment since they're a plastic imitation of what made the Pats arguably one of the greatest teams to grace the NFL.

I think part of it is that the Pats and their fans embraced being the villains, they knew everyone outside of Massachusetts resented their success and thrived off of it. What's so offputting about the Chiefs dynasty is this weird mix of entitlement and persecution, that their fanbase has.

Like even @Meat Target kind of exemplified what I was talking about a few pages back lol. Uwu we're just a smol bean market franchise, pwease be nice to us on our way to our 5th championship in 6 years. Fuck off. No Pats fan would be whining during their franchise's heyday about being hated, if anything that was part of the thrill for them.

Hell, Philly are the underdogs and even I get some people hating us, our fans are obnoxious assholes, I'm not gonna cry because not everyone likes us. No one likes us, we don't care.

 

[BikeLock]

I think part of it is that the Pats and their fans embraced being the villains, they knew everyone outside of Massachusetts resented their success and thrived off of it. What's so offputting about the Chiefs dynasty is this weird mix of entitlement and persecution, that their fanbase has.

Like even @Meat Target kind of exemplified what I was talking about a few pages back lol. Uwu we're just a smol bean market franchise, pwease be nice to us on our way to our 5th championship in 6 years. Fuck off. No Pats fan would be whining during their franchise's heyday about being hated, if anything that was part of the thrill for them.

Hell, Philly are the underdogs and even I get some people hating us, our fans are obnoxious assholes, I'm not gonna cry because not everyone likes us. No one likes us, we don't care.

The Philly Fan who bullied that Packers retard in the nose bleeds did nothing wrong, and I'm tired of pretending that he did.

You don't wear Red around Cripps, and you don't wear opposing team's gear to a Philly sports venue. I don't write the rules, the obnoxious Philly fans enforce them, therefore, if I were to be a "guest" at any one of their fine venues, I would keep the shit talk to a minimum if I was in any gear but fellow NFC East rivals, because fuck the Eagles, in general.

I mean, I'm probably still gonna root for them over KC, and part of me hopes the Eagles fans make it rain beer bottles/D-batteries when the ref fuckery starts.

 

[Mister Ferro]

I'd root for the Dallas Texans over Philthy. Frak that whole city.