The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[themanwhowalks]

Lions look unbeatable goddamn. The lions dominated time of possession even with throwing two interceptions. 0-4 in the redzone, Darold looked completely overwhelmed, the lions dominated the line of scrimmage

 

[FootballBuff]

Edit: that's the 4th TD for Gibbs, and a nigger having the last name Gibbs will always be hilarious.

Anytime he wants the ball he just walks up to Ben Johnson and points at the back of his jersey and yells "ay coach! Ay AY COACH!"

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I avoid posting during the game.

Good job by Goff, I don’t blame either interceptions on him. First was the line, they did well, but can’t let guys creep up like that. 2nd was Jamo. Goff did well with shit field position with O’Connell trying to imitate Campbell.

Gibbs and Anzalone were MVPs. Fucking Vildor stepped up.

Darnell got spooked. I’m glad they started calling delay of game. Motherfucker was imitating Rekieta with how much he delayed shit.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

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I avoid posting during the game.

Good job by Goff, I don’t blame either interceptions on him. First was the line, they did well, but can’t let guys creep up like that. 2nd was Jamo. Goff did well with shit field position with O’Connell trying to imitate Campbell.

Gibbs and Anzalone were MVPs. Fucking Vildor stepped up.

Darnell got spooked. I’m glad they started calling delay of game. Motherfucker was imitating Rekieta with how much he delayed shit.

Gmac Cash about to make another killer track now.

 

[AllieKat]

Remember "people" vote for the pro bowl not actual football fans. Why did kelce lead the league in votes when he was about as.good as Kyle "arm" pitts

Once again direct democracy proves to be a mistake

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Yank kiwis, I bandwagoned the Vikings and Washington this year and both were a fun ride.
How miserable would following this sport be if I followed either one as a full fan? The vikings apparently are a 'poverty franchise' but seem good yearly and the Commies have optimism from new ownership.
Support QPR so I'm used to watching dogshit teams

Somewhat late to this but as a NFC North team fan I want to make a case for the Vikings. It may sound rich of me to do this after the game but I'm still doing it.

Something you learn while rooting for a ringless team is your team are the guys. You likely will never meet them outside of maybe talking with the practice guys but those guys are the only strangers you want to see succeed while you get nothing in return. Rooting for the winner is always empty, you know you found your team when you are still there if they lose. I had every reason to bandwagon the Patriots or even Steelers growing up but every season I kept a tab on my Lions. Can't remember if it was the colour of the uni, that I could relate to the Detroit struggle or that I knew some guys that played there were some of the greatest of all time but didn't win. They became my team even though the one thing everyone knew about them is that they had lost 16 consecutive games once. As I said upthread, I don't get to complain because I didn't see 2008 or anything before outside of tape.

So, why the Vikes aren't poverty? I shat on this fella named Jon Bois before so is fair I give props in return.

Is a commitment but I guarantee that once you get to know this team you'll love it. Something that you learn growing up a loser is that trophies are empty and if you care to pirate streams or just follow random YouTubers streaming games with less 100 viewers is that you are as much of a fan as the guys that can actually go to the stadium.

The Minnesota Vikings are no "poverty" franchise. In my humble opinion they might be the best that has yet to win it all.

The Commies are good but I don't know them that well. As a Lions fan I rather have more Vikings fans outside the US than Packers.

 

[AllieKat]

The fact we are allowing Europoor bandwagoners to solicit whether our chosen franchises are poverty is an indictment of us as Americans.

The proper response is: immigrate here and pick a team or get raped by Muslims and die.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

He wrote that statement way before today's game.

My guess is the new Pats HC will be either Vrabel or Ben Johnson, the Lion's offensive coordinator. I'd rather have Johnson, but he's going to be a hot commodity.

I want them to pick Vrabel because I want to see the spiritual sequel of 0-59 but hey dreaming is free.

 

[break these cuffs]

Is the hairdresser bringing the Fox lawsuit a tranny? Why else would Skip have propositioned them for sex? Their credibility falls apart right there.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

You put your hopes on a Brazilian. Never do that, ever.

Lo and behold, this same Brazilian wins them the last game of the season against the same team.

Gotta love how these Bears fans celebrate it like they won the Super Bowl. Nevermind that everybody else in the division is going to the playoffs and you just had an abysmal season, you beat the Packers in the last play and finished a drought that lasted God knows how long. Be happy for once, frens.

 

[VasonJoorhees]

4 times reaching redzone but not scoring a TD
3 times having goal-to-go and not scoring a TD
2 failed fourth and goal attempts
1 missed field goal

No other team in 30 years has done all that in the same game, against a defense thats given up like 130 points in the past few weeks no less. Darnold just lost millions in value overnight lol

 

[Mister Ferro]

Is the hairdresser bringing the Fox lawsuit a tranny? Why else would Skip have propositioned them for sex? Their credibility falls apart right there.

The revelation that Joy Taylor is the company bicycle who told the hairdresser that if the executive she was sleeping with caught her with Acho or another guy then she would #MeToo his ass is wild.

 

[Scritti Politti]

Is the hairdresser bringing the Fox lawsuit a tranny? Why else would Skip have propositioned them for sex? Their credibility falls apart right there.

It's a power move more than anything else.

And LOL at this bit:

 

[Shirō Ishii]

I love Black Monday and seeing which coaches get the axe. As of this post, Doug Pederson just got fired

 

[break these cuffs]

I love Black Monday and seeing which coaches get the axe. As of this post, Doug Pederson just got fired

My sources are telling me that Tony Khan is hiring AEW Champion John Moxley as the Jag's new head coach.

 

[Absolutego]

How the fuck has Baalke survived the Jaguars overturn, and what is wrong with John Mara that he didn't fire Daboll and Schoen?
I have my issues with my team's staff but goddamn I'm glad I'm not a Giants fan

 

[AllieKat]

My sources are telling me that Tony Khan is hiring AEW Champion John Moxley as the Jag's new head coach.

I will bring peace to my people! *Cuts his forehead with a razor and leaves press conference*

 

[JustStopDude]

4 times reaching redzone but not scoring a TD
3 times having goal-to-go and not scoring a TD
2 failed fourth and goal attempts
1 missed field goal

No other team in 30 years has done all that in the same game, against a defense thats given up like 130 points in the past few weeks no less. Darnold just lost millions in value overnight lol

I don't really agree. There are plenty of desperate teams and this is just one game. Especially if the Vikings go all the way, this game with be completely forgotten.

I mean, just look at Matt Cassel's career.

My sources are telling me that Tony Khan is hiring AEW Champion John Moxley as the Jag's new head coach.

I look for forward to the Death Riders getting destroyed on the first play if the first preseason game when they learn that the NFL isn't pre-scripted.

 

[break these cuffs]

I look for forward to the Death Riders getting destroyed on the first play if the first preseason game when they learn that the NFL isn't pre-scripted.

Oh buddy do I have news for you.

 

[JustStopDude]

Oh buddy do I have news for you.

It's real to me DAMN IT!