The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[Shirō Ishii]

Miami's defense sucks ass. How do you let Josh Allen run for 20 yards?! I don't care that it got called back due a penalty, you had Josh Allen and you let him get past 3-4 guys and escape to the end zone. Dude is huge

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Miami's defense sucks ass. How do you let Josh Allen run for 20 yards?! I don't care that it got called back due a penalty, you had Josh Allen and you let him get past 3-4 guys and escape to the end zone. Dude is huge

"What's a defense?" -Mike McDaniel

 

[Squanto Airi]

lol so Jones finally threw a TD at home.

The New York Giants office probably be like "Let's extend Jones' contract another 6 years and throw $200 million at him"

He just ran one in too.

So add another 6 years and 200 mil to that.

 

[Lean In Ban]

Nice to see Jameis return to form with that exceptional performance. Oof can’t believe the Ravens defense is that bad

 

[Franz Joseph]

Nice to see Jameis return to form with that exceptional performance. Oof can’t believe the Ravens defense is that bad

This Jameis performance is even better when you consider the media was glazing his ass the whole week leading up to this game.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Onside kicks feel like a game kids used to play on the playground then because that one crybaby kid got hurt and his parents raised a fuss the principal made a rule to change it so it is kind of recognizable as the same game but just isn't as much fun anymore.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Man, Drake Maye had time to read War and Peace before throwing that TD.

Oof can’t believe the Ravens defense is that bad

It's that, plus all those recievers who can't catch. It seems like it's only Lamar and Henry who show up consistently for them.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

God I hope the Saints end up with a worse record than the Panthers. That would be hilarious

 

[blahblahblah678]

Drake Maye went full Rex Grossman on that game losing INT for New England. Fuck it, I'm going deep!

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Drake Maye went full Rex Grossman on that game losing INT for New England. Fuck it, I'm going deep!

TBF I don't think Grossman would have been able to get them to O/T in the first place....But that was certainly some poor decision making.

I'm not sure which is more ass at this point, NE's defense or NE's receivers. I'll go with the D, since Mason Rudolph dissected the in the O/T. Oof. Mason fucking Rudolph. But the receivers still suck. And on top of that they're a collection of prima donas.

 

[AllieKat]

What a kick to win for the Bills. Made 61 yards with distance to spare.

 

[Schwarzwald]

I thought the Packers and Lions were scheduled to play on Fox right now, but it instead appears to be Oregon taking on BYU for some strange reason.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Tom Brady as announcer is growing on me. A first I thought he sounded like somebody's annoying kid brother..."Did you know Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father?" etc.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

The fuck is Saquon on... Like I get that the Jags are ass but this is on another level.

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[Party Hat Wurmple]

The fuck is Saquon on... Like I get that the Jags are ass but this is on another level.

Further proof that the notion of "Running backs are like cars and aging running backs shouldn't be paid" is retarded and everyone who's touted this philosophy should fired and punished rectally.

lol so Jones finally threw a TD at home.

The New York Giants office probably be like "Let's extend Jones' contract another 6 years and throw $200 million at him"

Jones deserves all the flack he gets, but he was the least of New York's problems these past two weeks. In fact, he's had a great past two games. It's just everyone else on the Giants sucks. I swear half their receivers dip their gloves in butter before every game. Their defense has played like ass and can't stop a guy coming up the middle. Then you have their coach, who insists on calling every 2 point conversions whenever the statistics tell him to regardless of whether his team can actually perform or not. He's straight up lost these games the past two weeks due to this. He's like the faggot at a roulette table who bets on 0 every round because "it'll happen eventually".

Seriously what is this balding man child's deal?

 

[Ensok]

Damn Bears cant do anything right.

 

[W@rui]

What a wild week so far.

 

[Clanner Scum]

His smile and optimism: RESTORED

 

[Iron Hamster]

The fuck is Saquon on... Like I get that the Jags are ass but this is on another level.

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That move was wild.

 

[Drama Fan]

Man, Drake Maye had time to read War and Peace before throwing that TD.

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His smile and optimism: RESTORED

I'm glad Bryce and the boys won. They really looked like they could use one. After that one Saints lineman was just twisting Herbert's leg trying to injure them, I wish for nothing but the worst for them.

Also Indy just got a scoop and score.