The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votos: 11 22.0%
  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votos: 25 50.0%
  • Team State Farm

    Votos: 1 2.0%
  • The Meteor

    Votos: 13 26.0%

  • Total de votantes
    50
  • Encuesta cerrada .
aannnddd the Bucs turned what was once a competitive game into getting blown out at home
 
I can take the Detroit Kitties beating us, but come'on Houston, you had one job ☹️

Also Mahomes won again. Boo-urns.

In my mind the Texans and GB are the B+ teams of each division. They're not quite top-tier, but they can, have been, and will continue to filter frauds, and better teams know to bring their best. Them going head to head felt very appropriate to me, but there's a lot of coping on Packers twitter about Jordan Love right now- Texans were in that game because of 3 scores off of 3 turnovers and 2 were nobody's fault but his. He's got a Brett Favre demon in his head that tells him to make really inadvisable throws that either work out great or are a horrible pick that make me sick.
Anyway, I continue to not dislike having 2 MNF games, Ravens-Bucs game was over quicker but dear god the Chargers-Cardinals game was an absolute snoozer even if it came down to some last drives.
 
Steelers 32 Raiders 13
Steelers 37 Jets 15
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I like Tree's content fine enough, but I'll never understand this weird Perfect Cell voice he puts on for his videos, it's so forced and clearly not how he actually talks when he does streams. Annoying but he's not a soy divorcee queer like Grossi, so I'll allow it.
I enjoy Tree as well, the only thing I refuse to watch of his is Cuckbait sports. The other guys on that I'm either indifferent to or can't stand.
 
I like Tree's content fine enough, but I'll never understand this weird Perfect Cell voice he puts on for his videos, it's so forced and clearly not how he actually talks when he does streams. Annoying but he's not a soy divorcee queer like Grossi, so I'll allow it.
I'm biased because if I could sound like anything but a constipated teenage boy when trying to sound epic I would be using that voice to pick up calls.
 
I spotted husband and wife Broncos fans today. They were very happy about the win over the Saints, but they think Sean Payton is a jerk.
The man who had to take a season off because he greenlit a scheme to deliberately injure opposing players is a jerk?
Oh my stars!
 
Deshaun Watson is out for the rest of the season after snapping his Achilles. To think a dashingly handsome genius predicted something like this back in September in this very thread:
I take a little comfort in knowing Watson's contract only goes through 2026, which means we only have to see him play like 10 more games at most.
 
Deshaun Watson is out for the rest of the season after snapping his Achilles. To think a dashingly handsome genius predicted something like this back in September in this very thread:
And fuck that house nigger Myles Garrett for whining about the fans cheering his exit due to injury. He even called him "a model citizen his whole life" like WTF?! What rock are you living under?
 
And fuck that house nigger Myles Garrett for whining about the fans cheering his exit due to injury. He even called him "a model citizen his whole life" like WTF?! What rock are you living under?
Stefanski's response was more of the same. They have to project solidarity for the cameras, same as any other bullshit corporate job.

"But he’s been a great contributor to this football team, both in the locker room, on the practice field, on the game field." Fucking... what?

"Again, I’m disappointed that it’s only X number of games that he is able to play this season, but I do think we know what he’s about. I know what he brings to the table for this football team." You mean the massage table? He brings a sub-30 QB rating and hasn't played a full season since you signed him.

Again, it's just corporate PR bullshit. I take it with a grain of salt and assume they all hate him as much as the fans do.
 
Dude tried to kill Mason Rudolph with his helmet, talking about model citizen lol.

And then tried to blame it on Rudolph calling him a nigger. As if bashing someone's head in with a helmet isn't peak nigger behavior.

I can't stand the Chiefs, but would like to see Hopkins revitalize his career. The once elite receiver deserves his last years having a QB that can throw to him.

Yeah, I'd like to see Nuke on a decent team again. He's a pretty cool guy.
 
The Browns took out injury insurance on parts of Watson's salary. $14m this year and most of his salary next year. If he "misses"(they leave him IR on purpose) at least half of next season, the Browns could build up somewhere north of $40m of cap relief.
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