The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[Count Grishnackh]

Texans taking it with no lube, like they didn't even show up. Here's to the Cowgirls getting ass-rammed.

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

Fucking Derek Carr, eyeliner wearing faggot. Why couldn’t you play like this last week?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Jets next QB is freshman at Utah. I-zack Wilson.


BREAK UP THE PANTHERS!

 

[Americunt]

I don't know how the fuck we won that game, most defeated I've ever felt after a win. Smitty and Lane concussed, AJ Brown still probably out for another few weeks. I'm glad we clutched up, but we're fucked.

Sam Darnold will finally earn my respect if he's able to outball him today.

Darnold Sama...I kneel

 

[Needless]

You all doubted, but you learned today. My Vikies are legit, too legit, even.


Yep, we're going to the superbowl.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Yaaaaay, my team isn't going 0-17!

 

[Ensok]

Jesus both the Rams and 49er's are already so injured.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

My Vikies are legit, too legit, even. Yep, we're going to the NFC Championship game and lose in heart breaking fashion

Fixed it for you

 

[False Emprah]

You all doubted, but you learned today. My Vikies are legit, too legit, even.

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Yep, we're going to the superbowl.

This is your eternity:

 

[Absolutego]

Jesus both the Rams and 49er's are already so injured.

I know it's in poor taste to gravedance but goddamn I'm going to do it.
Watch the Cards make me eat my lunch and win the division

 

[Ensok]

I know it's in poor taste to gravedance but goddamn I'm going to do it.
Watch the Cards make me eat my lunch and win the division

At least no one is out for the season (yet) but I'm worried this is looking like a repeat of 2020 for us. If that ends up being the case I'll just switch to rooting against the Chiefs.

 

[Absolutego]

At least no one is out for the season (yet) but I'm worried this is looking like a repeat of 2020 for us. If that ends up being the case I'll just switch to rooting against the Chiefs.

I don't know how you deal with the whiplash the Niners provide you, as a fan. I would've tapped out midway through the Tomsula season.
Rooting against the Chiefs is a pretty solid backup plan though

 

[Ensok]

I don't know how you deal with the whiplash the Niners provide you, as a fan. I would've tapped out midway through the Tomsula season.
Rooting against the Chiefs is a pretty solid backup plan though

I was mentally checked out for about five years after the Harbowl.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

God damn Raiders are giving up 3 TDs to Dalton what are they doing.

 

[Americunt]

Lmao at all the people that were making excuses for Bryce this past week and blaming the Panthers org.

They still blow, but it's night and day.

 

[Absolutego]

It's incredibly damning how Andy Dalton was able to come off the couch and annihilate the Raiders defense with this Panthers squad while Bryce Young couldn't do shit.
The Raiders even have defense as their identity and, from what I've seen on redzone, they aren't playing defense particularly bad (at worst they're league average), its just Canales having a NFL-caliber QB for once.

 

[Ensok]

Trent Williams injured. Haha, we're so fucked.

 

[Americunt]

Eagles (barely) won, and Cowgirls losing (so far). Wasn't such a bad NFL Sunday after all.

 

[Mecha II]

Caleb Williams looks overwhelmed. Despite the hits he's taken it hasn't been drilled into him he's playing Pro Ball yet. Calling him a bust this early seems safe!

 

[Count Grishnackh]

Caleb Williams looks overwhelmed. Despite the hits he's taken it hasn't been drilled into him he's playing Pro Ball yet. Calling him a bust this early seems safe!

He's distracted by all the men's asses in tight pants.