The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[Neighborhood Janny]

I'm not invested in this stuff but I do feel for you guys. Front page tourists going LE SPORTSBALL XD XD wouldn't like it if their hobby got fucked with this hard to make a few bucks.

I just want people to leave my autistic interests alone. Shit hit the industrial fan when this thread got featured.

 

[Meat Target]

Travis Kelce is fucking tanked at the Chiefs victory parade and just failed at trying to start the Tomahawk Chop and sing "Friends in Low Places".

 

[Terrifik]

BREAKING: *SHOOTING* — Panic as shots fired near Union Station in Kansas City, Missouri, amid Chiefs victory parade

https://x.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1757859267732816184?s=20

BREAKING: Police confirm multiple people shot near Union Station in Kansas City, MO

Edit:2 people detained.
Edit2: one died & 3 people detained.
Edit3: 2died & total injured is 20.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Travis Kelce is fucking tanked at the Chiefs victory parade and just failed at trying to start the Tomahawk Chop and sing "Friends in Low Places".

I did not realize how much of a belligerent narcissist that faggot is but wow, he’s really digging deep into mentally ill territory

 

[YarrBlueballs]

Shots fired at the end of the Chiefs victory parade. At least one person taken by ambulance.

https://www.kctv5.com/2024/02/14/police-respond-shots-fired-near-union-station-public-asked-leave-area/

Late by a minute, thanks @Terrifik!

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

Not when he's being blitzed. He does well when Aiyuk is open in the 2nd level of the defense in the middle because he can't see him until then.

That's also why so many of his passes get batted at the line. Too fucking short.

A Purdy hater emerges.

The Niners took a knee with a twenty seconds left in the half because all fucking teams do that gay shit now, especially oldfags in younger bodies like Shanahan, who coaches football the way his great-grandaddy did. He could have had Greg Cook under center and he still wouldn't have let him do anything but kneel.

 

[not william stenchever]

BREAKING: *SHOOTING* — Panic as shots fired near Union Station in Kansas City, Missouri, amid Chiefs victory parade

https://x.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1757859267732816184?s=20

ssstwitter.com_1707941536030.mp4

Edit:2 people detained.

Considering that the area currently has such a density of melinated activity that there was a nigger swinging about in the top of a tree during a rap performance a bit over an hour ago, I'm surprised it took this long for someone to get shot.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

JFC KC can we not be ghetto for ONE DAY? Jesus. 10 injured including kids. Plus trampling. What a bad omen.

Taylor is gonna dump Trav if he keeps up this belligerent re re shit

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Considering that the area currently has such a density of melinated activity that there was a nigger swinging about in the top of a tree during a rap performance a bit over an hour ago, I'm surprised it took this long for someone to get shot.

I think the NFL should pander to these melinated folks even more. They are such well behaved and beneficial members of society

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

America is so niggerish. Niggerish nfl players celebrating a niggerish championship in their niggerish city.

KWAB

 

[BikeLock]

A Purdy hater emerges.

The Niners took a knee with a twenty seconds left in the half because all fucking teams do that gay shit now, especially oldfags in younger bodies like Shanahan, who coaches football the way his great-grandaddy did. He could have had Greg Cook under center and he still wouldn't have let him do anything but kneel.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tVzDtrgybjc

Dan Campbell would've put his foot on the gas...

 

[Iron Hamster]

Until then, its just talking about every decision about the super bowl and it doesn't involve taylor swift, pfizer, joe biden, or any other gay shit

I don't know....................it might feature DSP's Tax Lawyer's meltdown.

 

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

BREAKING: *SHOOTING* — Panic as shots fired near Union Station in Kansas City, Missouri, amid Chiefs victory parade

https://x.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1757859267732816184?s=20

ssstwitter.com_1707941536030.mp4

Edit:2 people detained.
Edit2: one died & 3 people detained.

Will this is going to fuck our gun rights.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I don't know....................it might feature DSP's Tax Lawyer's meltdown.

I will stop melting down once this thread stops being featured. I swear

 

[BikeLock]

Will this is going to fuck our gun rights.

A nigger probably did it, so no, wrong kind of suspect, just another day that ends in "y".

Fun Fact: Due to how the DOJ now classifies "mass shootings", nigger drive-bys and gang shootings count as "mass shootings", therefore, in the regimes excitement to demonize white people and "mass shooters" so they can take the guns away, turns out most "mass shootings" are in fact, done by niggers with illegal firearms, which is very inconvenient for those who want to ban legal firearms.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

BREAKING: *SHOOTING* — Panic as shots fired near Union Station in Kansas City, Missouri, amid Chiefs victory parade

Suspect black and looks like Bill Cosby. Kansa city swat looks like the meal team six meme.

 

[Evilronald]

Will this is going to fuck our gun rights.

Guarantee they were melanated individuals who were doing a gang shooting with guns they weren’t allowed to have. The body count also was low, so this will likely be memoryholed.

 

[CraftyCat3]

Guarantee they were melanated individuals who were doing a gang shooting with guns they weren’t allowed to have. The body count also was low, so this will likely be memoryholed.

Yeah, looking that way. Some kids got shot, so we'll see how they fare.

 

[Iron Hamster]

i watched the second half with sponge bob live and let me tell you what, that was a great experience. there was 1/3 the amount of commercials and the commercials that i did end up sitting though were movie trailers and various local stuff. they would cut back to the game early for wide shots with sponge bob characters wandering on the field. my 8 year old didn't give a fuck but i sure enjoyed watching football. and the commentators were not over bearing. they would let the superbowl just breeft a little bit sometimes and just not talk.
10/10 would watch it this way again. would love to see mnf like this.

I think they did a euro game with Nick.

When I think about it.

That SK kicker missing the extra point after the touchdown.

Helped KC.

I pointed that out earlier. He makes that and the Chiefs have to go for a TD from the 11 instead of a field goal to tie in regulation.

There were zero good commercials this year, no that shouldn't be surprising. Advertising is so soulless these days it's getting ridiculous.

Can't offend anyone ya know.

I will stop melting down once this thread stops being featured. I swear

lol.

 

[BikeLock]

Yeah, looking that way. Some kids got shot, so we'll see how they fare.
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Neat, Lighting 4's. I own those...

To the memory hole this shooting goes, lmao.