The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I thought football was fake and gay.

Turns out, it's Gay and Sneed.

 

[Pooners Paradise]

L'Jarius Sneed and Willie Gay have won the Super Bowl, and this pleases Taylor Swift's fans.

Truly, this is the silliest clownworld.

2024 Year of the Sneed confirmed?

 

[Ensok]

At least Brock Purdy did better in his Super Bowl than Cam fucking Newton did.

49ers been jinxed ever since they fumbled the NFC championship game against the Giants in 2011.

We're just cursed with injuries. An injury cost us a Super Bowl appearance last year and cost us a Super Bowl win this year with all the injuries we had.

 

[Water 2.0]

HUGE ups to our girl TayTay and ya boi L'Jarius Sneed for the massive amounts of butthurt I get to enjoy over the next week.

 

[AmazingEagle]

DC_Draino might be overdosing on copium right now.

 

[Drama Fan]

imagine supporting San Fran's team good lord


sorry i only care about this because of sneed

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

To think that the Detroit Lions had to get sacrificed in exchange for guys like Sneed and Gay to win the Lombardi Trophy

 

[MrJokerRager]

They cant even imagine freedom, how could they imagine winning a Super Bowl?

Ever met a Californian.

 

[Shidoen]

This was me during the superbowl fr fr:

Spoiler

 

[BeffJezos]

LMAO! I hear this a lot from stupid Californian transplants. They go to a Seahawk or Kraken game and are shocked that the fans there are rowdy redneck types instead of stunning and brave NBs and yuppies. It is quite a culture shock to them. I think they assume that everywhere they go on the West Coast is the same as California.

Californians do the same shit when they move to Colorado and Texas, especially in urban areas. They move somewhere to buy cheap land, then try to impose their culture on the locals. Many CA transplants also incredibly shocked to learn that hispanic families aren't so accepting of gays and laugh when you make fun of Latino culture (if what you say is actually true).

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

Remember Steph Curry's annoying daughter that would show up at Warriors press conferences back in the day?


This is her now:


Feel old yet?

 

[Neil]

This shit was rigged as FUCK.

 

[Summer of George]

Null. Null.

It's "The Kansas City Chiefs". You know, sort of like "The Kiwi Farms".

 

[luigismanslave]

Californians do the same shit when they move to Colorado and Texas, especially in urban areas. They move somewhere to buy cheap land, then try to impose their culture on the locals. Many CA transplants also incredibly shocked to learn that hispanic families aren't so accepting of gays and laugh when you make fun of Latino culture (if what you say is actually true).

george lopez impressions are the easiest way to kill any mexican family as a white man

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

All sportsball is inherently low IQ, but anything that makes California mald is good, I guess.

 

[Null]

MAGAtards are already saying it's the democrats' script for them to win. this is some good schizo shit lol

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1756888470599967000

so cringe.

 

[draggs]

obviously i am so in SHAMBLES right now

i am not so back

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

SNEED WINS

Been a while since I've seen l'jarius in the headlines

 

[exactly 1000 goblins]

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1756888470599967000

Ver archivo adjunto 5714581

so cringe.

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/1756888291024965948

 

[R00T]

aw man who would've guessed the manufactured storyline where taylor dates a sweet charming country bumpkin who uses the power of her love to make the comeback in the big game would turn out this way??? i never could've predicted the outcome of this 6 month long music video plot manufactured by nfl inc to trick 15 year old girls into watching handegg would turn out like this

the better outcome was him getting btfo'd and her dumping him to write the song "bye loser."

"i love a winner" just won't have the same bite to it.