The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[draggs]

Retard Bowl next week is gonna be lit.

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NFL changes the rules for just this game so negative points can be scored

Result is still 0-0

 

[Drama Fan]

If every starting QB gets hurt while playing the packers in every game this year, the Packers could win the super bowl. Other than that, idk how it will be done

Every NFC North team got super gassed up by the Packers being mid but nobody is delivering. I think they forgot other teams exist.
A special LMAO @ the bears right now going 34-0

 

[Absolutego]

Retard Bowl next week is gonna be lit.

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Broncos vs. Colts II
Too bad it's on Sunday instead of Thursday so we could have cantankerous Al Michaels grumbling his way through the broadcast.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

I just looked this up and here are the last half dozen Jets wins over New England:

• November 2008 (34-31 in OT) - Matt Cassel was NE's quarterback
• October 2009 (16-9)
• September 2010 (28-14)
• January 2011 (28-21)
• October 2013 (30-27 in OT)
• December 2015 (26-20 in OT)

So, six wins in what I assume is 16 seasons/32 meetings -- 2 regular season meetings, except for a playoff game in 2010-2011 (3 meetings that season) and only one game so far this season. 18.75% win rate. Oof.

Going the other way, I don't even want to look at the Bills v Patriots in the post-Brady era. Josh Allen is a very good QB, but for whatever reason he gets REALLY pumped to play the Patriots.

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Duh Bearz are just distracted at Taylor Swift being on hand today.
I think she even said a bad word here...

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Every NFC North team got super gassed up by the Packers being mid but nobody is delivering. I think they forgot other teams exist.
A special LMAO @ the bears right now going 34-0

One team from the NFC North deserves to make the playoffs and that is the Lions

 

[JJLiautaud]

Retard Bowl next week is gonna be lit.

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Lets be real both teams are complete frauds at 0-3.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Big time cuck move not to keep your foot on the gas if you're the Dolphins. They had a chance to break two NFL records and you pussy out right at the end. The Broncos embarrassed themselves, it's not your job to make them feel better.

Absolutely pussy move. Then the nigger faggot announcers after the knee were praising "Respect for the game" right before the Broncos run a play down 70-20 with 30 seconds left.

Pure pussy shit. Go for both records. Run it up to 80-20. Fucking faggots.

 

[Ensok]

Retard Bowl next week is gonna be lit.

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The sad thing is that this has to take place at week 4. Imagine these teams being winless and meeting up in Week 10?

I have zero clue what the actual fuck is going on in the NFC West and I'm a little scared about it

Me neither, I'm happy to see the Cowboys lose but it makes the Division harder for the Niners at the same time. Mixed feelings.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Me neither, I'm happy to see the Cowboys lose but it makes the Division harder for the Niners at the same time. Mixed feelings.

A loss for the cowboys is a win for the league.

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[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

Both teams looks like shit, but at this point I'm just going to say a W is a W.

Also, I know it was raining at Metlife today but damn...
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Zach Wilson is so bad that even XFL and USFL QB's have better seasons than he's having.
Here are stats from Alex Mcough the starting QB for the Birmingham Stallions for the 23 season.

Spoiler: Stats

(I'm posting them all just so people won't say I'm cherry picking)

And for the XFL fags here's AJ Mccarron's stat line

Hopefully Rodgers comes back

 

[draggs]

A loss for the cowboys is a win for the league.

A loss for the Cowboys is a win for America

 

[Dildo_SHwaggins]

Brandon Staley manages to save his job for another week. H still continues to be the worst coach in the league, but gets bailed out by the other team being more incompetent.

 

[The Demon Pimp of Razgriz]

I don't even know what the Saints-Patriots game was. All I can say is that I hope Derek Carr is okay.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I don't even know what the Saints-Patriots game was. All I can say is that I hope Derek Carr is okay.

Last time I checked they played the Packers so yes I agree since Saints Patriots has happened yet

 

[draggs]

Jimmy G

DED

DED AGAIN

ONE

LAST

TIME

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

So, after that Bronco's game, there's two ways forward I can see for Denver

-Admit the Russel Wilson trade has been the biggest bomb since the Hershel Walker trade, find a way out of his contract, then give the order to Tank. Pray to God there's a good QB in this years draft class

-Brandon Perna commits a sacrifice in the name of whatever Eldritch Deity the Bronco's have apparently angered, before he has a mental breakdown from covering this dumpster fire.

I'm sorry, but if they somehow lose to the fucking Bears next week, then I'm just assuming they plan to Tank. Being on the losing side of a team damn near breaking the scoring record has to be demoralizing to whatever few people in that locker room gave a shit tonight...

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Pray to God there's a good QB in this years draft class

The guy from USC is pretty good. Gotta really suck to make that happen though

 

[It's DVS Motherfucker]

Ice fucking cold. LMAO

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

Ice fucking cold. LMAO

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I am Lions guy, but holy hell I'd be happy to be a Dolphins fan right now. I love it


Though...........I can't say the same about Broncos fans

 

[Wallace]

Guess you could say that the Dolphins really...

... beat a dead horse.