The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[break these cuffs]

Won't say how I worked with her. But she is a total fucking "Look at me" girl. An unbearable cunt who believes that since her husband is an amazing athlete will shove the name in anyones face. I also worked with his brother and he's a different kind of fucking hole. He uses all the fucking stupid slang that I legit asked him to "Stop, slow down and speak clear English. What do you want?".

At least we won't be seeing his insufferable ass this season because he's facing a rape charges or whatever.

 

[TVB]

I think Patrick Mahomes legit has autism. He comes off like it in interviews and his social awkwardness.

I've also seen some interviews with him, and yea it doesn't come as a shock to me. That, and his obviously nasally, Muppet sounding voice

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Won't say how I worked with her. But she is a total fucking "Look at me" girl. An unbearable cunt who believes that since her husband is an amazing athlete will shove the name in anyones face. I also worked with his brother and he's a different kind of fucking hole. He uses all the fucking stupid slang that I legit asked him to "Stop, slow down and speak clear English. What do you want?".

I totally believe it. She comes off as a complete cunt like Stafford's bitch wife.

At least we won't be seeing his insufferable ass this season because he's facing a rape charges or whatever.

Never not funny to me seeing this alien looking mfr perp walked

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

What surprises me the most about that was it was sexual assault of a woman.

 

[I Hate Giraffes]

I totally believe it. She comes off as a complete cunt like Stafford's bitch wife.



Never not funny to me seeing this alien looking mfr perp walked
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He's an "All talk no action" kind of kid. I remember he'd talk all kinds of smack and know he would never do the actions. Best thing that can happen to him legit is either jail or manual labor so he can figure out what fucking hard work is.

 

[Dildo_SHwaggins]

Lions missing opportunities to take control of the game, now they're down at half. Many such cases.

Also the refs blow. Nothing new but I'm already sick of it. Even the announcers are calling it.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Also the refs blow. Nothing new but I'm already sick of it. Even the announcers are calling it.

Ahh, the sound of football season being back

 

[Dildo_SHwaggins]

Ahh, the sound of football season being back

Chiefs RT has false started and is too far back almost every play. It's like watching Lane Johnson in the NFC championship game last season.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Chiefs RT has false started and is too far back almost every play. It's like watching Lane Johnson in the NFC championship game last season.

Former ref Terry Mcauliff was talking about this during the break. Is this not a penalty? This seems egregarious.

 

[Dildo_SHwaggins]

Former ref Terry Mcauliff was talking about this during the break. Is this not a penalty? This seems egregarious.

It is. He's committing 2 penalties almost every play which is egregious.

I'm suprised the Lions pulled it out but good for them. Chiefs are really missing Kelce, all their bargain bin WRs don't look great. Also I'm glad the Giants got rid of Toney, he's such a bum.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Le Midwest might be a blood bath this year.
NFC North looks like a bunch of wild cards and Detroit is the definition of it. Chicago has promise, Green Bay has questions and Minnesota is Minnesota. Cincy and KC are probably already in the other end but doesnt mean much. Even if Cleveland is good, the AFC is stacked, they will likely only celebrate the new logo. Richardson is a dead man walking to the glue factory.

 

[I Hate Giraffes]

Didn't expect last night to be that bad. I guess a few notes I took during the game.
-Toney was probably the only WR I've ever seen be a detriment to a team in a game I've ever seen.
-Both sides of the run game were okay but Detroit excelled.
-KC's D-Line was amazing off the edge but okay penetrating. While the polar opposite happened for Detroit.
-St Ra is amazing as always.
-Mahomes kept throwing the ball low for some reason?
-TEs looked amazing all both teams.
-All rookies looked amazing

Final Thoughts.
KC: Without Jones KC doesn't have a great front penetration and Without Kelce it looks like Mahomes is lacking a back up guy to chuck it to. Ross the rookie looks promising thought and Valdes-Scantling shows skill when he's open. KC is also a team that after they lose, they adapt rapidly the next game. They don't play till NEXT Sunday, giving them ample time to fix their shit.

Detroit: This is a team that has nothing but promise and I can't wait to see them develop. BTW Goff is undefeated against Mahomes. This is the first time in years where the NFC N is up for grabs. I'm fucking excited to see the War for the North.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

This is the first time in years where the NFC N is up for grabs. I'm fucking excited to see the War for the North.

Sunday will show you if the NFC North is up for grab. If the Bears win, then there involved in the conversation. If they lose, then it comes down to the Lions and Vikings

 

[break these cuffs]

Sunday will show you if the NFC North is up for grab. If the Bears win, then there involved in the conversation. If they lose, then it comes down to the Lions and Vikings

"Fields is an elite qb" scream Chiraqis as they cry into that casserole they call pizza.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

"Fields is an elite qb" scream Chiraqis as they cry into that casserole they call pizza.

Packers vs Bears. Two fan bases desperately hoping their QBs are elite despite no evidence

 

[TVB]

Packers vs Bears. Two fan bases desperately hoping their QBs are elite despite no evidence

Well I'm hoping either teams have very strong quarterbacks, rather than having respective coaches just saying, "trust me bro" in order to take their words

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

I can’t believe I forgot to mention I earned money on this game and with sign up bonuses I made more money than I do at my wagie job.

 

[Wallace]

The Lions beating KC in Arrowhead. This season is going to be fucking insane.

 

[likeacrackado]

Based on that game alone it's hard to believe that a couple days ago people were calling the Chiefs almost unbeatable. The offense looked like shit with the exception of Mahomes and he was below his par. Maybe everything clicks in once Kelce is back, but seeing Matt Nagy on the sidelines does not inspire confidence.

Patrick will be running for his life if/when the refs address his tackles' blatant rule breaking.

 

[break these cuffs]

Based on that game alone it's hard to believe that a couple days ago people were calling the Chiefs almost unbeatable. The offense looked like shit with the exception of Mahomes and he was below his par. Maybe everything clicks in once Kelce is back, but seeing Matt Nagy on the sidelines does not inspire confidence.

Patrick will be running for his life if/when the refs address his tackles' blatant rule breaking.

I blame their performance on the collapse of the Kansas City superfandom over the last couple years. First Red Xtreme hangs up his hat. Then he goes on to Debow that dope fiend X-Factor and gets banned from Arrowhead. X-Factor defects to the Raiders as a result. Next, Chiefsaholic gets arrested for robbing banks and goes on the run.

The Chief's Kingdom is in complete dissaray.