The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[Tor Lugosi]

Mostly dull game until the last two minutes. Half-time show was a bunch of tired, faded stars singing portions of their greatest hits. Boring commercials.

Probably one of the least eventful Super Bowls.

 

[Absolutego]

I liked this game. Loved dat halftime show and america the beautiful chick

Check out her album Trip. Jhene Aiko makes some pretty cool melancholic R&B.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Also they told Eminem he couldn’t take a knee. Guess what he did?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Eh. She was doing her job.

Agreed but fuck it was cringe

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

The fix was in man. Those calls were bullshit

You mean the missed facemask against the Bengals that literally kept them in the game?

 

[spinal gas chamber]

It's still crazy that the Bengals made it this far and could've won it. I'm not saying that they'll return to the Super Bowl next year or in 2024 or anything, but they should have a good chance to win the division again and make the playoffs. With another full season for Burrow, Chase already showing he's one of the best WR's in the game, and an inevitable (one would think) upgrade to the offensive line Cincinnati fans should have some hope. For the next few years we're going to see lots of playoff games involving some combination of the Bengals, Bills and the Chiefs.

The Bengals also have the thing that matters the most - a good QB on a rookie contract. So they’re players for the next 2 or 3 (assuming the option is exercised) years.

 

[Absolutego]

Also I'm telling you now, if you want to find amazing drama this offseason, go find Bengals fans debating over whether to re-sign Eli Apple.
That shit's gonna be funny.

 

[Coomfucius]

Mostly dull game until the last two minutes. Half-time show was a bunch of tired, faded stars singing portions of their greatest hits. Boring commercials.

Probably one of the least eventful Super Bowls.

I just want another Super Bowl 52. Is that too much to ask?

 

[ZipDisk]

I think it's weird how the end of the rams 49'ers game and then the last two minutes of the superbowl were so similar.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

what I will remember most about this super bowl: Matt Stafford’s wife likes her husband playing from BEHIND

 

[Randall Fragg]

Still a bit confused about the flag fest

It's the Sports equivalent of the 2020 elections.
"Oh no, the flyovers are getting uppity, gotta call in as many favors we can to make sure (((our guys))) win."
I hope it backfires as badly as it did with Joe.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

 

[MrJokerRager]

The state of /sp/ lol..



How the fuck do they keep getting away with it.

The refs are going to make sure Los Angles is going to win. No doubt money is on the table for the rams.

Based Florida Chad is being gifted a win.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

It's the Sports equivalent of the 2020 elections.
"Oh no, the flyovers are getting uppity, gotta call in as many favors we can to make sure (((our guys))) win."
I hope it backfires as badly as it did with Joe.

Dude that one touchdown relied on Jalen Ramsey’s facemask being pulled

 

[Jack Awful]

I've never seen so many people pushing for one team to win so hard.
Heartbreaking that they lost.
California ruins everything.

 

[killuminati]

Skip on suicide watch for sure.

 

[ForgedBlades]

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Also I would totally eat Gwyneth Paltrow’s candle scented like her pussy if I had extra money to throw away.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Let's see the aftermath:
- Fucking Stan Kroenke has a Lombardi and no one has tried to kill him yet.
- The Rams go back to Jeff Fisher years and most of the likeable guys will either retire or be traded because of cap hell.
- Sean McVay's life is going to suck and he almost lost to his shittiest apprentice.
- Matthew Stafford is now in a new level of "is he elite or not?" debate and each time Detroit will be mentioned.
- LA still doesn't give a fuck about them but at least they aren't the Chargers.
- Jim Brown won't give the Bengals a new indoor facility as a thank you.
- Zach Taylor won't be fired.
- Eli Apple will keep Apple'ing for years to come.
- McVaymania will continue.
- Defences will continue to be an afterthought even though tonight they played balls out.
- The state of Missouri will now be forced to fully root for the Chiefs.
- Pat's wife and brother still exist.
- The fucking Pegulas might be carried to the Super Bowl soon.
- The fucking Patriots are reloading.
- The Broncos might not be shit next year.
- The NFC North might be won by fucking Detroit. (Which is good for me though).

Butterfly effect boys. Get in the bunker, we need to nuke.

 

[Full Race Replay]

I am happy for Andrew Whitworth and Aaron Donald, as well as Matt Stafford, idk how that guy got stuck in detroit for so long...he always got pretty good stats even though the lions suck balls, good thing he was able to get a ring.

I was hoping the Bengals would pull it off, but i think bengals fans can be confident about the future.