The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[Coccxys]

I lowkey hope the Chiefs don't score at all.

Make the embarrassment complete.

 

[Meat Target]

I might be wrong, but isn't their history as well with Eagles beating the Chiefs in a Superbowls a few years back? Or am I thinking of some other team?

Chiefs beat the Eagles 2 years ago by a field goal.

 

[Local Fed]

I might be wrong, but isn't their history as well with Eagles beating the Chiefs in a Superbowls a few years back? Or am I thinking of some other team?

Chiefs beat the Eagles on a last second field goal a few years ago. Eagles beat the Patriots near the end of their dynasty a few years before that which is likely what you're thinking of.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Patrick Mahomes is going to go into the locker room before the 4th quarter and the spirit of Chris Benoit is going to overtake him

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Run it up. Don't stip until Taylor leaves crying.

She won't cry.

She'll seem very stoic. She'll seem to stand by her man. Tonight, she'll tell him it's OK, and she'll have sex with him, to make him think they're still alright.

Then in about a month, she'll quietly break up with him. It won't be announced, but she'll be seen partying with some celeb girl friends. And it will be all over the gossip mags that they're done. And her next album will be trashing him per her usual MO.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Wait, 5 sacks and PHI hasn't blitzed once yet?! Holy shit!

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

The Bud Light Super Bowl Commercial does not feature a tranny, yet the Super Bowl halftime show still is gay how curious.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Christ, remember when the Super Bowl used to have funny commercials? When they used to be a highlight of the night?

Everything is so fucking safe and PC now that nobody takes any comedic risk and it's all boring.

 

[Pygmy Giraffe]

Mahomes is channeling his black side because this buck is officially BROKEN

 

[AllieKat]

Can't even have a 28-3 moment due to the changes to onside kicks......though I wouldn't be surprised if Roger Goodell parachutes into he stadium like the guy in the Holyfield v Bowe fight to announce we are going back to the original rules if it gets close

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Patrick Mahomes is going to go into the locker room before the 4th quarter and the spirit of Chris Benoit is going to overtake him

MAHOMES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

The “Total Mudshark Death” Philadelphia Eagles

 

[Coccxys]

No 4th down conversion for you.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Looked up the score on Brave, a kek was had.



I know my Commies were on a Cinderella run, and our luck ran out against the Eagles, but the Chiefs Bullshit Run having its luck run out against the same team more than makes up for the fact that I have to cheer for the goddamn Eagles.

Eh, least it isn't Jerruh's Boys

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

So is this the worst SB felting since Dallas rocked Denver? I don’t think the Chiefs are even gonna get any points at this…point.

edit: they finally scored.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

The refs have one more plan and are going to strap C4 to the ball on the Eagles’ next play

 

[AllieKat]

Can RFK ban pharma ads already? I have enough fat nigger bitches on TV already

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Yes Amerifat don't diet or workout, take our drugs instead!

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

So is this the worst SB felting since Dallas rocked Denver? I don’t think the Chiefs are even gonna get any points at this…point.

Seahawks Broncos

 

[Pygmy Giraffe]

The refs have one more plan and are going to strap C4 to the ball on the Eagles’ next play

It's that or Trump calls in an airstrike on the Eagles offence.