The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[JustStopDude]

The fact that Gus Bradley hasn't been executed is proof we have fallen as a society. He is one of the worst coaches in NFL history who got lucky coaching the legion of boom for one season. He has been coasting off that for over a decade despite constant failures ever since. Good riddance.

Hue Jackson.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Jon Bois video on Bono's longest rushing TD is fucking hilarious. I can't remember if I've posted it, so here it is.(again?)

 

[Squanto Airi]

Autism dedicated to @Señora Airi.

Appreciate the autism shoutout

 

[BikeLock]

Jon Bois video on Bono's longest rushing TD is fucking hilarious. I can't remember if I've posted it, so here it is.(again?)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yhxWVKasqdU

Fitting that it happened to the Cards, lmao.

 

[FootballBuff]

Jon Bois also coined the term/invented scorigami, which is the concept of building unique final scores of football games.

https://youtu.be/9l5C8cGMueY

My personal favorite video of his is the one where he recounts the 1916 Georgia Techs game Vs. Cumberland college game in which the Hornets, lead by John Hiesman (yes THAT hiesman) routed Cumberland college 222-0. If i had a time machine, this game would be my first stop.

https://youtu.be/doZzrsDJo-4

Edit: sorry Im a mobile fag

 

[Drama Fan]

I want to share that Jon Bois' Pretty Good's Kadarius Toney Fanclub has released in full.

Neat. Part 2 is out. I actually really enjoyed part 1 as someone who otherwise only remembered Toney as the Chief's receiver that kept dropping passes.

 

[Dildo_SHwaggins]

Hue Jackson.

Diversity Hire.

 

[JustStopDude]

Diversity Hire.

More like being paid to tank.

 

[Dildo_SHwaggins]

More like being paid to tank.

He retracted that comment. He's just a bad coach who likes to put the blame on everyone but himself. He's now coaching HBCUs because he sucks.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

He retracted that comment. He's just a bad coach who likes to put the blame on everyone but himself. He's now coaching HBCUs because he sucks.

He sucks at the HBCU as well. I just don't think they are going to fire him because they have no money and he's willing to do it

 

[JustStopDude]

He retracted that comment. He's just a bad coach who likes to put the blame on everyone but himself. He's now coaching HBCUs because he sucks.

And Jimmy Haslam wasn't involved with Flying J scam. The random employee that showed up at the 11th hour and took the fall was the real evil genius behind it all.

 

[The Demiurge's Lost Socks]

Lets get Falling in Reverse as the super bowl half-time show. You feds reading the farms try to make it happen!

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I still get in arguments with people how Harbaugh and how he builds teams is why the Niners went to the Super Bowl rather than Kapernick and that overall Kapernick was on the average spectrum of the mediocre-average quarterback spectrum. Harbaugh got them to the Super Bowl.

I feel like there are fans who are still afraid to point out that Kapernick’s kneeling was literally because he was outed as being an average and was his girlfriend pushing him to be political.

 

[Absolutego]

I still get in arguments with people how Harbaugh and how he builds teams is why the Niners went to the Super Bowl rather than Kapernick and that overall Kapernick was on the average spectrum of the mediocre-average quarterback spectrum. Harbaugh got them to the Super Bowl.

I feel like there are fans who are still afraid to point out that Kapernick’s kneeling was literally because he was outed as being an average and was his girlfriend pushing him to be political.

*Kaepernick

 

[BikeLock]

I still get in arguments with people how Harbaugh and how he builds teams is why the Niners went to the Super Bowl rather than Kapernick and that overall Kapernick was on the average spectrum of the mediocre-average quarterback spectrum. Harbaugh got them to the Super Bowl.

I feel like there are fans who are still afraid to point out that Kapernick’s kneeling was literally because he was outed as being an average and was his girlfriend pushing him to be political.

People still think that Kaepernick was "blacklisted" due to kneeling.

No, he was bounced out of the league because he fuckin' sucks. Ray Lewis literally killed a guy, and went on to complete his Hall of Fame career. If Kaep was any good, he would've went to a different team, and would've been told to stop being a retard so that he could get paid by his agent. Again look at how the Steelers and then the Bucs suffered Antonio Brown when he could still produce on field, despite having his mind changed by Vontez Burfect. He was only shown the door when the juice didn't become worth the squeeze.

 

[Absolutego]

People still think that Kaepernick was "blacklisted" due to kneeling.

No, he was bounced out of the league because he fuckin' sucks. Ray Lewis literally killed a guy, and went on to complete his Hall of Fame career. If Kaep was any good, he would've went to a different team, and would've been told to stop being a retard so that he could get paid by his agent. Again look at how the Steelers and then the Bucs suffered Antonio Brown when he could still produce on field, despite having his mind changed by Vontez Burfect. He was only shown the door when the juice didn't become worth the squeeze.

His retirement is a combination of inviting too much controversy and also being a QB whose entire game was "feed my first read, if that won't work, start legging it" and he was entering his 30's where legging it stopped being a valid option.
Dude basically didn't have the actual skills to justify the constant media controversy. His then-girlfriend also calling the Ravens owner a slave owner probably didn't help.

 

[Squanto Airi]

People forget the last game he played, and he was so bad he got benched for Gabbart.

 

[Absolutego]

People forget the last game he played, and he was so bad he got benched for Gabbart.

Being fair, that was also a period where the 49ers were at their most dysfunctional
Like, making the early 2000's look competent

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

His retirement is a combination of inviting too much controversy and also being a QB whose entire game was "feed my first read, if that won't work, start legging it" and he was entering his 30's where legging it stopped being a valid option.
Dude basically didn't have the actual skills to justify the constant media controversy. His then-girlfriend also calling the Ravens owner a slave owner probably didn't help.

People get really held up by the rushing yards records when it’s proof to me he wasn’t a good QB. A QB rushing is not a good thing, it’ll eventually be the end of them because eventually a Dlineman or linebacker will figure you out in film and kill you.

Mahomes I feel like is going to go the same way when Andy Reid leaves or retires. Mahomes is not Brady. Brady and Belichick complimented each other, Belichick did poorly when Brady left because Brady was a keystone player and he needed to rebuild the offense once he left.

 

[Absolutego]

People get really held up by the rushing yards records when it’s proof to me he wasn’t a good QB. A QB rushing is not a good thing, it’ll eventually be the end of them because eventually a Dlineman or linebacker will figure you out in film and kill you.

Mahomes I feel like is going to go the same way when Andy Reid leaves or retires. Mahomes is not Brady. Brady and Belichick complimented each other, Belichick did poorly when Brady left because Brady was a keystone player and he needed to rebuild the offense once he left.

Mahomes I feel like can process a defense leagues better than Kaepernick ever could.
Like, he uses his legs because he's in his 20's, he's not reliant on them as a backup. Really I'm more concerned his elbow is going to fuck him because of how often he sidearms throws.