The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[Neighborhood Janny]

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Predictable, but still funny.

Taylor about to have a black eye tomorrow.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I thought there weren't enough women, I thought it was too subtle

Usher was a bit of a spaz, the funny part was him sweating a ocean when the outdoor temp was only 52 degrees

another thing that made me laugh was the sheboon who "played" the guitar.

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Predictable, but still funny.

this is what they get for trying to force him and taylor swift

dick on hard mode right now

 

[Chop Top]

I remember when the celebrity commercials and pop culture references used to be fun and actually generate good will. Now it just kills any good mood I was in and makes me hate whoever is on screen (or hate them more).

Not sure if this is being older, the state of culture in this country, or a complete lack of relatability from the writers. Perhaps it's all of it together.

All I know is every time I watch football (my girlfriend likes to watch) I'm reminded why I stopped and why I hate it. It's representative of everything I hate in modern America.

Nigger worship, neutered pop music and hip-hop, the progressive messaging emblazoned EVERYWHERE you see, the sterility of the announcers. It's all so tiresome.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

oh great, beyonce and gay man. I NEED MORE FUCKING DIVERSE PEOPLE ON MY NIGGERBALL SHOW

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Who also knew that politics can be funny?

 

[Local Fed]

I still feel like the Chiefs are going to win this game and that the narrative and all of the talking heads are going to slobber over Mahomes' knob saying things like "Well! It wasn't pretty, but even still he was able to lift them up and secure the victory. That's what greatness is all about, getting it done when you're not on your game..."

 

[ZipDisk]

The NFL doesn't like booking rock bands, and the gig doesn't pay. You're essentially donating a shitty, lip-synched medley, and nothing more.

 

[Meat Target]

All I know is every time I watch football (my girlfriend likes to watch) I'm reminded why I stopped and why I hate it. It's representative of everything I hate in modern America.

Nigger worship, neutered pop music and hip-hop, the progressive messaging emblazoned EVERYWHERE you see, the sterility of the announcers. It's all so tiresome.

I'm only watching it to visit with my parents. Otherwise, it's worse than cock-and-ball torture.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

"Well! It wasn't pretty, but even still he was able to lift them up and secure the victory. That's what greatness is all about, getting it done when you're not on your game..."

I read this in Tony Romo’s voice and it’s almost terrifying how funny it sounds.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Should have been cheering for this all along

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

GOYS, THEY HAD THE GUY FROM FRIENDS. LOOK ITS THE GOY FROM FRIENDZ

 

[Franz Joseph]

I still feel like the Chiefs are going to win this game and that the narrative and all of the talking heads are going to slobber over Mahomes' knob saying things like "Well! It wasn't pretty, but even still he was able to lift them up and secure the victory. That's what greatness is all about, getting it done when you're not on your game..."

This right here is gonna be Barry McCockiner's video if the Chiefs pull off the win.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

To paraphrase the sage words of Carl Brutananadilewski from ten years ago:

“Maybe I was praying to God for Andy Reid to choke on a doughnut hole and fall on Kelces legs.”
Well it took ten years Carl but Andy is choking harder than ever. Maybe he can help with the legs if he has another little piss baby moment.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Chiefs use a timeout only to not get the first down. I'm loving this but knowing who SF's coach is, I'm not going to celebrate until the game is over

 

[Coccxys]

I love how every time they start sucking off mahomes he immediately turns it over or fails to get the 1st down.

 

[ZipDisk]

"Why is game not following script? Mahomes is brave hero!"

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

TND Sketchers?

 

[Meat Target]

This right here is gonna be Barry McCockiner's video if the Chiefs pull off the win.

I still feel like the Chiefs are going to win this game and that the narrative and all of the talking heads are going to slobber over Mahomes' knob saying things like "Well! It wasn't pretty, but even still he was able to lift them up and secure the victory. That's what greatness is all about, getting it done when you're not on your game..."

Well, they've had an interception and a 3-and-out within 5 minutes. I wouldn't worry.

 

[WelperHelper99]

BOO. Bud Light commercial! TRANNY BEER ALERT!

 

[draggs]

Thoroughly enjoying every second of the Chiefs being the assest ass to ever wet brap