The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[eternal dog mongler]

I’m happy to see Stafford, Aaron Donald, and Von Miller getting rings. The Bengals need to get some o-line. You can’t expect to win a game or keep your qb around if he’s getting sacked 7-9 times a game. They’re lucky they didn’t lose sooner.

It was painful to watch their O line just fucking part like the Red Sea on way too many plays.

I'm surprised Burrow's knees haven't disintegrated by now.

 

[Bunchies]

I was excited for FCF Season 2, but then they started the (((NFT))) teams
How we feeling about the USFL?

 

[Least Concern]

I was excited for FCF Season 2, but then they started the (((NFT))) teams
How we feeling about the USFL?

Cautiously optimistic. I've mentioned before that I hope they have their sights set a little higher than just being "NFL, spring version" and crib some notes from XFL2 about interesting rule changes and presentation differences, but everything I've heard so far seems to indicate they won't be doing that sort of thing. They won't have the top-tier players, so I think they have a better chance at success if they do some new and interesting changes like that and give people a reason to tune in other than just football in the spring. But we'll see I suppose.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I’m excited for the return of the Lingerie Football League aka the Legends League

 

[Beavis]

It was painful to watch their O line just fucking part like the Red Sea on way too many plays.

I'm surprised Burrow's knees haven't disintegrated by now.

Burrow should hold out unless they sign five O linemen and draft three.

In other shocking news totally hetero Aaron Rodgers has broken up with another woman.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

Isn't the USFL being broadcast on FS1 at three in the morning with only eight teams? It's sports as infomercial now.

I’m excited for the return of the Lingerie Football League aka the Legends League

I saw one game back in 2010 on MTV2 (RIP Philly Passion) and it was surprisingly not terrible. QB Christy Bell was throwing bombs like old-school Roethlisberger. They wear pants now, though.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Look I know the lingerie league is Supposed to be the lol tits league but there is actual talent there.

eta. NO NOT NFL QUALITY TALENT LOL but some talent all the same

 

[I.B. Niggin]

XFL had some pretty good talent, good mix of flameouts and college stars that didn't quite pan out.

I'm not really seeing that from what I've seen from what talent pool has been made available to the USFL. Maybe the draft will have some nice surprises.

Also, if the Bengals are wanting to draft lineman, they're fucked with their position. Half of the first 20 to 25 picks are going to end up being offensive linemen and I'm starting to see rumbling that the Jags are even going that route over Hutchinson and Thibodeaux, which is the right move considering Hutchinson got absolutely dominated by Georgia's o-line and Thibodeaux is extremely injury prone.

Better off scouring free agency this season. They'll have an easier time rebuilding their defense and making it better, so I wouldn't be surprised if they let a few guys walk to free some cap space.

 

[Bunchies]

Over half of the USFL uniforms are some shade of red. Holy uncreativity!

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Burrow should hold out unless they sign five O linemen and draft three.

In other shocking news totally hetero Aaron Rodgers has broken up with another woman.

Aaron Rodgers is definitely a sodomite

 

[I.B. Niggin]

Over half of the USFL uniforms are some shade of red. Holy uncreativity!

Holy shit, I thought you were exaggerating but six fucking teams have red incorporated into their color scheme in some way lmao.

I love the Michigan Panthers color scheme though. Wish more teams would roll with that outside of English Premier League teams.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Apparently, a journalist broke her spine trying to capture the Championship Trophy celebration for the LA Rams, and it’s Matthew’s fault for not realizing it sooner.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

What is he gonna do, help heal her? He isn’t a medic he is a football player

 

[Bunchies]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qJ110Hjt_H8
Apparently, a journalist broke her spine trying to capture the Championship Trophy celebration for the LA Rams, and it’s Matthew’s fault for not realizing it sooner.

She a SKRONG INDEPENDENT WHAMMEN, SHE DON'T NEED NO MAN TO HELP HER!
YASSSS
KWEEEEEEN

 

[Least Concern]

I love the Michigan Panthers color scheme though. Wish more teams would roll with that outside of English Premier League teams.

You like this? You're drunk.



Look at those Creamsicle orange pants!

New Orleans looks the best to me.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

You like this? You're drunk.

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Look at those Creamsicle orange pants!

The away uniform is pretty awful. I really don't know what they were thinking about those pants, especially since it's nowhere to be seen in the logo.

I stand by the home uniforms, though. I've always thought that was a great color combination.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Burrow should hold out unless they sign five O linemen and draft three.

In other shocking news totally hetero Aaron Rodgers has broken up with another woman.

Burrow is gonna end up like Cam Newton at this rate.

Granted, Cam chose to act as an RB and wear his body down, but getting shitkicked by defenses all day, even when youre winning, eventually takes it's toll.

Remember when Favre got his bell rung in a game, woke up, thought he was in practice, and asked, "Coach, what are the Bears doing here?"

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Remember when Favre got his bell rung in a game, woke up, thought he was in practice, and asked, "Coach, what are the Bears doing here?"

Brett Favre has days where he can't remember his daughters' names, so there's also that.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

So much for Brian Flores being blacklisted from the NFL as the Steelers just hired him to be the Senior Defensive Assistant/Linebackers Coach. Makes sense considering Pittsburgh implemented the Rooney Rule and they probably agree with Flores.

Flores named Senior Defensive Assistant/Linebackers

On Saturday, the Steelers named Brian Flores as their senior defensive assistant/linebackers

www.steelers.com

 

[Salubrious]

So much for Brian Flores being blacklisted from the NFL as the Steelers just hired him to be the Senior Defensive Assistant/Linebackers Coach. Makes sense considering Pittsburgh implemented the Rooney Rule and they probably agree with Flores.

Flores named Senior Defensive Assistant/Linebackers

On Saturday, the Steelers named Brian Flores as their senior defensive assistant/linebackers

www.steelers.com

Wait until Monday when ESPN starts screaming about racism because Flores had to "settle" for an assistant job.