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As someone who's in the Patreon server, I don't think Enter has said much there that he hasn't publicly. Afaik most of the behind the scenes discussions happen in his private server which we only have a few screenshots of.
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I think something to consider about Enter's brigade against Ryan is: Enter feels responsible for elevating Ryan to where he was back in the day. Were it not for him, Ryan would've probably fizzled out of the YouTube community and likely not had an opportunity to do the things he did. I believe that is one of the main reasons Enter is seeing this thing through.
That said, I agree with the sentiment that all he really needs to do now is finish the full document and leave it be.
And on that note, some nuggets from the archive channel:
That said, I agree with the sentiment that all he really needs to do now is finish the full document and leave it be.
And on that note, some nuggets from the archive channel:
A video edited by Enter himself of salvaged clips themed around Ryan talking way too candidly about his personal life, especially his family.
Upload date: May 20th, 2026.
“Top 10 Worst Star Giant Productions Videos.” THIS has been a long time coming! Every single creator in existence enjoys the products they made in life. Most of them, but not all of them. I am no different at all. There are so many videos that I have made that I wish I never made. It’s a practice known as “George Lucasing.” The “Star Wars” guy that wanted to destroy every single copy of “The Star Wars Holiday Special.”
But like George, many of my old videos were preserved.
Many things I used to do in the past I don’t enjoy anymore. Doing pointless sketches, mentioning “giantesses” in my videos, repeating criticisms from other critics, randomly bringing up “Madoka Magica” in my videos, political nonsense, showing off which celebrity that I met instead of just using a regular picture of said celebrity when talking about a normal thing without me in it, the outdated OC's and so much more.
There’s a lot of people that hate my stuff. But believe it or not, I know who the biggest hater of both my content and myself is. Me. The answer is me. And reading this top list will help showcase why.
In a way, I feel like Lewis from “Meet The Roninsons.” You know that one scene in the movie where he fails the science fair and then he goes to his home on the roof ripping apart every good idea he had in his book? That's me with this Google Docs.
I’m going to go through my worst videos. This here has been the hardest thing that I have ever had to write. It’s no fun going through old videos that you made that you used to enjoy that you no longer enjoy. Heck, I’ve been wanting to do this for 3 years now since the 10th anniversary of my channel. And yes, I’m gonna eventually do a “Top 10 Best Star Giant Productions Videos” in the future.
Anything that I made goes. Whether videos on my own channel or videos I help work on for other channels.
It MUST be a video though! Written documents never made into videos are not allowed. Otherwise the “Saberspark” document would be at number 1.
Videos that I supported don’t count. For example, I used to support “Cosmodore” and “Schafrillas” in terms of money. That there will not count. It needs to be actually something that I helped create. So a video that I edited for “The Mysterious Mr. Enter” for example is fair game.
Ties are allowed. But all ties MUST relate to each other! I can't do 2 random different things at the same number without giving them a reason to stick together. By the way, despite it being a top 10, there are over 100 ENTRIES here!
It's easy for me to say “I did nothing wrong.” Legally speaking, yes. But not in video form.
By the way, I am ONLY talking about my VIDEO content! I already made a separate Google Doc that went into my accusations: SGP "Counter from March 2024" (Redacted info)
This list is also going to include people that I have cut ties with. Despite me hating these people and them hating me more, I will NOT be talking about these people as a whole! The only context bringing them up is what they did in my videos.
I will also be stating their preferred names. And preferred pronouns. It's the right thing to do. I know that Wes goes by he/him. But because it has been YEARS since I talked to some of these people, I may not know everything about them.
I do not like dead naming people. Regardless if I love or hate a person. Regardless of what I said in the past. This is what I currently stand by. If I get someone's name wrong, PLEASE correct me in a nice calmly manner.
Also, I don’t normally state this, but I want to state that this is all my opinion. I don’t normally state this because I usually expect people to go into said video knowing that However, I feel like stating it this one time with how controversial it's going to be. And it’s okay if you disagree with me and have different opinions than me. You may love something I hate and you may hate something that I love. That is totally fine.
Anyways…let’s begin.
10 - 6 are 1 out of 10. 5 - 1 are 0 out of 10.
The point of each of my videos is to talk about said product and review it. The idea is that you’re supposed to get the impression if a product is good or not by having someone else talk about it to see if it’s worth your time. This one I didn’t even TRY to do that! It’s just a 2 minute video of me saying this show is shit and repetitive. And that’s it. It doesn’t talk about anything about the product in question. Which is the POINT of a review!
Actually, I don’t even recall if I STATE it’s shit! I mention Sebastian The Crab and then proceed to not state anything on what it’s about. The only thing from giving this a 0 is that I like the joke that I made of me just “walking” out. I don’t know. I still think that little notion there is still a funny joke to me. But still, when a review is done, you need to explain what the product is about that you are reviewing as well as your opinion on it in the end.
A lot of my biggest problems as a whole is a “monkey see monkey do” scenario. Basically, I saw what other critics did and used to “copy” them. Everyone from “The Mysterious Mr. Enter” to “Lily Orchard” to “Joshscorcher” and so on. One of the worst things that these people did was have their own “Strawman.” A strawman is basically a thing that someone comes up with to help with their own “arguments.”
In said video, I bring up a guy named “Bill Inadequate” that was supposed to represent every person that hated the movie “Ralph Breaks The Internet.” For the record, I didn’t make this person based on any one specific person. It may have been easy to show this as Schafrillas as he was the biggest hater of the movie. Or at least video with most views. If I was mocking him, I would have used a crab. Enter was only mentioned cuz a movie character looked like his OC.
The Bill Inadequate guy was more based on that “World of Warcraft” guy that “South Park” came up with in their World of Warcraft episode. A loser that has no life and stays on his computer all day. That character there is not based on a real person.
I definitely want to redo this review. Because I still love the movie, one of my favorite films of all time. But my original tone was bad. Shaming others that hated the movie is bad. Using a strawman for my own arguments was bad. And for the record, Jackson did a great job as the strawman. Any problems with this video have nothing coming from him.
A lot of my older videos have audio problems. My voice is…not the best. I’ve known all my life that I have speech problems. I can’t even LISTEN to any video of mine before this decade because of how bad they sound! The worst offender of this was the “Eddsworld” one. Mostly the third one. But as a whole, I didn’t do a good job with the Eddsworld Ryanimation Reviews. It felt off. I felt like I was doing Wikipedia research and first impressions.
The reason why this is the worst audio offender is because of the context. Edd Gould was a very famous person that died at the age of 23. He made an impact on the world and was very beloved. He died of cancer. Something like this should be taken seriously. But the way that the videos were rushed, it felt like I didn’t give a fuck. Which is not true. I really respect Edd Gould to this day. But the way my videos were presented didn’t give that impression.
I had a new editor at the time. I forget their name. But they present the audio very badly. Instead of me telling them to fix it, I just uploaded as is. These days, I take a lot more time making videos. Before, I made videos faster because I wanted to try to get them out as fast as possible to make money on YouTube. Now I take a lot more time since I care more for art than money.
Like Ralph Breaks The Internet, I WILL be redoing this! Only as one Ryanimation Review though. Not 3. The review is gonna be more just focusing on Edd Gould as a whole so more like the first of the trilogy.
When I was a kid, I loved video games. It seemed to stick with me for most of my life because I tried to get into college designing video games. I flunked college. And I felt devastated that I could not make a living designing video games. It happens. Life has a way of throwing curveballs at you.
Half a decade later, my interests were more into animation. And one idea I had in mind was creating a cartoon. For about 3 years, I thought of wanting to try to make a cartoon. My first attempt at this was trying to do a “My Little Pony” reanimated project. This could help people gain interest in animation and me wanting to find the right animator. The project failed because I only got 3 people to try out and we only produced less than 1 minute of animation.
What I needed to do was to hire actual animators. It was clear to me that in order for me to get a big project done, I would need to hire actual people. The problem was the lack of money. I had hired editors in the past. But they were able to produce content for a price that was cheap. This is something different. Animation is WAY more expensive!
And that’s when I had the idea in 2023 to do a “Witches” project. The idea was for me to create an animated series. But I was still doing reviews at the time. And yes, I still am doing reviews. But I was sort of getting tired of reviews and wanted to do something new.
An idea was to do a “combo.” Where it’s 50% review and 50% animation/story. And that’s what my final game plan was.
I launched the campaign February 1st, 2024. This was a bad time to launch my campaign. The fact that this was also the same date but years later as something like “Penn Central” should have been an immediate bad sign. I.E. what was one time the biggest bankruptcy in American history.
It’s right after January and most people at that time don’t have any money because January is the lowest profitable month of the year. Most people have spent all their money in December because of Christmas. Most workplaces give out the biggest bonuses of the year in that month as well. I should have launched this November 1st or December 1st. It would have given me a bigger increase in finances.
The projection was 25 thousand dollars. I only made 2%. Which was 500 dollars. I mean…that’s not the worst thing in the world. And it’s WAY more than nothing! But in order for me to profit off of animation, I needed 25 grand.
So let’s explain where this “25 grand” number came from. I took a look at other projects that had campaigns for money. And let’s just say animation is FUCKED UP at pricing! You can get prices that go from ANYWHERE! The current average for an Indie episode is 66 thousand dollars. The current average for television is 10 thousand dollars per minute, or 1 million dollars for just one episode. That is INSANELY expensive!
Cheaper stuff is actually done with the internet. This is why AI has been on the rise. Even with the AI programs that cost money, it’s still a thousand times cheaper than the professional versions done on television.
Test pilots are often done with cheaper budgets. Witches was gonna be a test. What I would do with the 25 Grand would mostly pay for editors. See, my “animation” would have been characters sliding via Vegas. It LOOKS like “animation.” The 25K would be enough to pay every editor of mine “fairly.” One criticism that I have received over the years was paying people unfairly and overworking them. This campaign would have “solved” that “problem.”
For the record, every single person that has ever worked with me was paid fairly. People criticized me for being below minimum wage. But we all reached an agreed upon payment per work. The internet does not have a minimum wage law. Ergo, I did not break any laws when it comes to payment. And I did not break any laws period. Except for speeding, but that’s outside of the internet.
People like Grace and “BananaShoez” have either lied about my payment or ignored the fact that I pay them fairly. HEY! IF YOU THINK SOMEONE FORGOT, FUCKING SPEAK UP! The latter claimed I didn’t pay them. A simple “Hey Ryan. Can you please pay me for my work that was done by me?” is all it takes to solve it. I would have paid instantly.
I don’t remember every single conversation that happens in my life. I have a life. I talk to lots and lots of people in the real world. So that often leads to me forgetting things accidentally. Just simply state what I forgot and then I’ll double check the thing in the end. The person would have been paid instantly had they just asked. I even offered 50 dollars later and even more, but they rejected it. Their fault. Not mine ever.
Another reason for this campaign was because of price hikes. We already know 2026 is ridiculous in prices. But even 2 or 3 years ago, it was still fucked up. While everything was getting more expensive, I was actually making LESS on YouTube! In 2017 alone, I made over 10 thousand DOLLARS! In 2023 alone, I made less than 1 thousand.
While 10 grand is not enough to survive on for a year, it’s still really good even back in 2017. But things got more expensive 6 years after that mostly due to the pandemic. And even then, I made 10% in 2023 what I did in 2017. It was clear to me that in order to still make content online, I would need ACTUAL money! Ad revenue was no longer going to cut it. Essentially, I went to “E-begging.” A practice I don’t like but was forced into a situation that I had to do it.
Unfortunately, I never made it. And thus the campaign was cancelled. But why does it make my worst list? Because I built up SO MANY VIDEOS trying to tell stories making it look like it was gonna lead into something BIG! Only for it all to end up being “Nope. Not gonna happen.” That is the end.
Also not helping is that I took various series of mine like “Cartoon Network 64,” “Ducktales to Ducktales,” “Pixar Path,” “Ryanimation Reviews” and “Ryan’s Top Lists” and combined them to talk about this new project. Keep in mind, I was doing episodes OUT OF ORDER! And now I was demanding my audience to not only watch my shows out of order, but also watch ALL of them to help explain this new project of mine that’s never gonna be made.
I had 12 story arcs planned. Not one was even finished. NOT ONE! This was my biggest notion of “biting off more than I can chew.” I only started this idea in the summer of 2023. With how big this was going to be, it’s clear that it needed a couple of years at LEAST! NOT JUST HALF A YEAR!
Oh and another thing. Every person was refunded except for Mega Mushroom for that he was fine donating 5 dollars and having me keep it. Emily donated 5 dollars, she was refunded. Engikirby donated 5 dollars, they were refunded. GumballFan123 donated 500 dollars and he was refunded.
What’s sad is that this stupid project KILLED what could have been really good videos. I did a video called “Every Highest Grossing Animated Movie Ranked.” I would have loved this if I didn’t put in a stupid fucking witch project in with people that don’t like me anymore.
Yeah that’s another thing. A MAJOR reason for the scrapping of this project was because I wanted to do this with my “Friends.” Or at least people that I called my friends but weren’t really my friends after much thought and deliberation. I wanted to do this with them. There really was no point in continuing if the people associated with me hate me.
People claimed this was a ripoff of Madoka Magica. And yes…I get that TO AN EXTENT! But this actually was more ripping off “SMG4.” You know, tell half a story half a sketch and throw arcs in on occasion. This idea was also made when SMG4 was still making new episodes.
Fortunately, I have found ways to make this project right. I’ve been working on a Madoka Magica and Ace Attorney fanfiction crossover for 2 years now. So that there is PLENTY of more time than the WITCHES project! I call it “Homura Akemi: Ace Attorney - Madoka Magica.”
Another way that this project has been done right is me reworking on the highest grossing animated movies ranking. That’s gonna be the season 2 finale of Ryanimation Reviews. So expect it sometime later this year.
Even though this project was a bust and the videos in it were garbage, there is one thing that prevents it from getting a zero. And that is me being able to finally put myself out there to the world. I grew up shy. So I felt proud of myself being confident in being able to try to attempt to make a project like this. And at least this project wasn’t entirely bad. Some good actually managed to come out from this mistake.
If there’s one thing that I don’t like about my past self is that I often would hate other people for disagreeing with me. That’s just pitiful. Sometimes I can get angry at losing a game, but I wouldn’t hate someone for it. This is something that I’m glad that I moved on from and learned to accept other people’s opinions.
The worst aspect of this from me is my My Little Pony Friendship is Magic videos before 2022. I seemed to come across as “AGREE WITH ME OR DIE!” That’s what almost the whole world has been like essentially since the start of this decade. “We've been in hell since January 2020.”
I reviewed every single episode of the show for the 10th anniversary of FIM back in 2020. And that was where I was at my worst on this aspect. It took 2 months to make this series. The video itself was not properly organized. The editing was off but that’s what happens when I get a bunch of different editors and how each one has different editing styles. My editing is a lot more organized today. “SageFroppy” and I know each other enough to keep it organized.
I guess I could argue that the “So This is Basically My Little Pony” video is kind of fun. But it was my first time using an editing program that wasn’t “Windows Movie Maker.” So it was weird getting used to a new editing program. I used Premiere Elements at the time. I now use Vegas and have been using Vegas since November of 2019.
My only thing that I like is the fact that I can claim I did the whole idea of reviewing every episode of a series before anyone else. This was MONTHS before “LS Mark” did his “Simpsons” ranking popularizing the idea.
I do believe I am doing a better job with My Little Pony Friendship is Magic nowadays. I did a rereview of the Friendship is Magic Pilot. I did it in 2022, but did it again in 2025. That is one of my best works. Ryanimation Review 42: The Cutie Remark is one of my favorite reviews of all time and my best non list video from last year. I’m rewatching every episode now and reviewing by season. I have less bias now. And I am glad that I moved on from this part of my life.
As I evolve, things that I used to enjoy I can no longer stand. Almost every single video on this list was something that I enjoyed in my past. And obviously, those select videos are no longer true.
Pixar Path was a series of mine where me and my “friends” would watch a “Pixar” movie in a “Mystery Science Theater Three Thousand” style. This series was what people loved from me the most. But it’s honestly my least favorite series that I made.
And I want to be very clear, for everyone that participated in this, whether it was <YELLOW>, <RED>, “WeegeeSlayer,” “Doug The Ghoul,” whoever ended up joining, it was never their fault. All things that happened in these videos are the fault of me and no one else.
The problems with these videos were the fact that they don’t fit my current style. I do “retrospective” reviews. What that means is that I am going from random points of a product to help contextualize my review.
These videos are straightforward. You basically watch the product in order and mention your opinions on each scene along the way. Often known as a “Wikipedia Review” or a “Nostalgia Critic” review.
Can you believe that I planned on doing MORE series like this!? I wanted to do one for “DreamWorks” and call it “DreamWorks Days.” “Frog Tales” was for episodes of “Amphibia.” I also was planning on doing one for “Gravity Falls” and “The Owl House.”
I did a much better job with these Pixar movies later on. I did a Ryanimation Review on every Pixar movie in 2025 that is much better organized and reviewed better.
Another problem with this review series were “inside jokes” that no one outside of them found funny. <Red> works at “Blockbuster.” Why is he doing that? He doesn't work there in real life.
Like the Witches project, there were times people in the videos were trying to tell their own story arcs that made no sense. The “Monsters Inc.” video mentions this random guy that I do NOT know about even to this day about a random YTP video that has nothing to do with this series! Why did I allow this 5 years ago? Also, random “Waifu” mentions. Just…ugh.
And then there’s “DashieTheYTP.” The Cohost of the series. I know she hates me. She did once say “Let’s meet again really soon.” Even using Mickey Mouse as a meme to show her “happiness.”
My hatred for her was because of her working for Mr. Enter, never informing me that she secretly knew Enter, was making a video on me in March 2024 and kicked me off her “Discord” server because she said “I WANT NO DRAMA!” Even though I wasn’t insinuating any drama.
I also want to be clear about a certain statement. When I mentioned that “Anna is my backup,” that was never referring to Dashie. That was referring to some other person named Anna. This person is non binary by the way.
Due to Dashie cutting ties with me, that’s why the series was cancelled. Not that I wanted to really cancel the series. Because I wanted this series cancelled even in 2023.
“ChelseaTheCartoonGal” was only brought in for an episode just so that I could “give” this series a finale. Dashie was gone so I figured Chelsea could do one with me since she was once part of Frog Tales. I have a need to wait to finish what I start for some reason.
And then there’s “Becky.” At least Bill Inadequate was only used one time and only ever brought up a couple of times as a quick joke and nothing more.
Becky is my “daughter.” Uhh…why?! What purpose is there in making up a fictional daughter!?
“Lily Orchard” once did a MST3K parody on all the “Walt Disney Canon” films. Some say that I only made Pixar Path since I thought she did a bad job with that series. That is only partially true.
While that was PART of the reason, my main thing that I wanted to do was to make a video series with my “friends” for fun. And they seemed to enjoy it. A new episode on the first of each month. Has it really been 5 years since I started the series? Damn does time fly.
As for Becky, it might have also been inspired by Lily Orchard with her “Son Billy.” I wrote Becky before playing “Ace Attorney.” In hindsight, I wasn't aware she was too similar to Trucy.
Becky appeared in several of my videos. Like Bill Inadequate, she too was used as a strawman. And she called me “mommy.” Because I was transgender at the time before detransitioning.
If there’s anything that has aged like milk, it was Becky as a whole. I had a story planned for part of the Witches series where we would get the origin of her. Her parents died in a car crash after leaving the hospital on a dark and stormy night. And Becky would be the only survivor. I would find Becky in the car and then adopt her.
So what happened to Becky? She got hit by a car and died. It’s the same car that killed Brian Griffin on “Family Guy.”
I'm VERY glad that I stopped this series! While I enjoyed it in 2021 and 2022, I was so done with the series in 2023. There were no episodes in 2024. And I did only 1 in 2025 just to make a conclusion.
To those that were a part of this series and hate me now, I’m sorry that we couldn’t have concluded this series together. I’m sorry our friendship ended. I’m sorry we no longer speak to each other.
Honestly, I’m willing to forgive if they were to apologize to me for their actions of hating me and leaving me. I don’t like holding on to hate. I rather move on, get closure and make amends. I love love.
At the start of the decade, I decided I wanted to get more into politics. This was stupid for me to state. As I delve more into politics as a whole, I ended up being more depressed. When I delved into politics more, sometimes I would create videos on the matter. Basically, the videos that were created were “controversial subjects.” And oftentimes, the content I made was complete garbage.
Oh boy, we got A LOT at this entry!
Let’s see there’s the Julia Vickerman video, another video where I talked about “6Teen” when it did that voting shit in 2018 that I made in February 2020, The “Dexter’s Laboratory” CN64 where in it I brought up pedophilia because Dexter was naked in the shower, The Top 20 worst animations of 2020 where I said Rarity was a pedophile and something about Randy Marsh causing Covid, a video called “The Owl House has LGBT problems” AND MORE!
List of entries in chronological order:
Change Yourself YouTube
YouTube Has a New Stupid Demonetization Rule
The Ultimate Brony Documentary
Twelve Forever Creator Julia Vickerman is a Pedophile
Coronavirus Covid Coexistence
Serious Situations: VOTE! 6Teen
Cartoon Network 64 Episode 4: Dexter’s Laboratory
Top 20 Worst Animations of 2020
The Owl House Has LGBT Problems
StarPressions: Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur
Regarding Sag Aftra
Animation Absolutism
Do you think I’m having fun making this list? No. I’m not!
Going through the biggest mistakes that I have ever made in my entire life is not fun. And as such, I’m not good at these subjects. So the question remains, “Why make videos on this?” I have toned down and moved away from controversial topics like this because they usually end up in hatred. Except oddly enough not one of these videos were hated instantly when they were uploaded.
These videos were only hated a couple of months or even years after they came out. Probably because of hate mobs, but whatever.
Too bad I can’t say it’s just my haters hating it. Because these videos are all dog shit.
I made a video where it’s literally just a black screen of me ranting that I got a video of mine demonetized. To be fair, it was a LGBTQIA+ video. But in the grand scheme of things, YouTube has done worse.
In the summer 2018, YouTube made a new rule where reading fanfictions will get you demonetized. I don't know why this really bothered me considering the fact that I had never read a fan fiction for a living on the site.
The Ultimate Brony Documentary was not a bad idea talking about the Brony fandom as a whole across 9 videos. But I only made 2 easy episodes that were like 5 minutes each. This was supposed to be the length of a movie and all I produced was this shit.
When you create content, you need to keep criticism in mind. And not just a close minded headset, but to be aware of what happens in the real world. One criticism I have gotten especially in recent years was me not understanding that someone not getting arrested doesn’t automatically mean that they’re innocent.
Some had this issue for a user that I used to have named N3k0Pan. There was insufficient evidence the first time but people are still mad at me on this to this day. She was banned in August 2021 though. Due to a second time of people coming up to me, presenting MORE evidence and then banning her. I was afraid at first of being sued, but I’m glad I did the right thing.
But where would I get this ideology? Where would I get this fear? I’ll tell you how! In September 2019, I called Julia Vickerman a pedophile. She was a cartoon writer that wrote that “Powerpuff Girls 2016” episode on the twerking and is the creator of “Twelve Forever.”
At that time, lots of people were making videos of how she groomed boys. And this prompted me to make a video on the situation calling it “Twelve Forever Creator is a Pedophile.” Interestingly enough, my channel was demonetized before this video. And this video here gave me my monetization back. I was only demonetized one more time for a month between December 2019 to January 2020. Then monetized up until March 15th, 2024.
After the video went up, I got a lawyer to go after me saying that video needed to be taken down for legal reasons. My mom got word of this and demanded that I take it down. She explained to me the concept that the law can only state who has the right to be guilty and that taking the law into your own hands is wrong.
So for YEARS, I believed this was correct. I’ll be honest and state I had this ideology even before this incident. “Innocent until proven guilty.” That’s something that I followed for years.
Of course, there are abusers that I deal with that state “Just because you’ve never been arrested Ryan doesn’t mean you’re innocent.” Even though once again I have proven my innocence multiple times.
Some say I spout bullshit. I mean in my Coronavirus Covid Coexistence video, I said masks were bad. Now to be fair, this was made in March 2020 when the CDC still stated that. It wasn't until April 1st (what a “foolish joke” indeed.) when they changed it to saying that masks were good. Yes, masks ARE good! I may not like wearing them. But they are important when shielding and protecting us from viruses.
Maybe if I can’t stand these people, I should vote for someone better. Uhh…don’t make a video on that Ryan. That would be stupid. And yet I did when 6Teen made a video on voting. They did this in 2018. And yet I decided to make a video on it 2 YEARS AFTER IT CAME OUT! Yeah I was too late for that. And yet it was one of the first videos that I made this decade.
Why should I be a guy discussing voting as a whole? I’m the dumbass that said that Dexter had pedophilia. Either my mind went to mush during Covid, or I was exaggerating for views. Either way, Dexter doesn’t have this. I seem to have a tendency to misunderstand things in some of my videos.
Like how in my Top 20 Worst Animations of 2020 video I called Rarity a pedophile. I apologized for this on SEVERAL occasions! Hell, I even apologized as early as the year it came out. So please make sure you understand that I don’t stand by that anymore. Or that Randy Marsh caused Covid. Uh, I never implied that. What I was GETTING at was that people who cause disasters need PROPER PUNISHMENT! But yes, I know Randy didn’t cause Covid.
There’s even my Owl House video. First of all, I have disowned it a long time ago. But I actually forgot that I made it at the same time. I wasn’t aware that was possible.
Let's update my thoughts. First of all, I made the video when the show was only 18 months old. Meaning the show didn't finish yet. But allow me now to only update my opinions from that time frame, but also give my current general opinion on the whole show.
Let me be clear. I was too harsh on Luz and Anity as a whole. Conflict IS needed if you want to have a proper relationship. You can't just have life handed to you on a silver platter to tell a good story. You do need struggles and I think that the 2 had a good balance of struggles to get to where they are.
There are some things I still criticize the 2 on. I think Amity should have been SLIGHTLY nicer to Luz. Like the “kill” thing I would remove. And for Luz, there's that season 3 issue of her not telling Amity about her decision to stay in the human world.
But for the most part, I think they do have a good relationship with each other. It is not toxic. While I MYSELF may still prefer Luz being with Willow, I think that Luz and Amity did work things out and I enjoy the 2 being together in the future showcasing all that they have overcome.
Amity and Luz both needed conflict, they didn't need to start perfect and I think they have no reason at all to become giantesses. Even though I never stated that last statement, some people think I do for some reason.
The only ACTUAL LGBTQ+ problems The Owl House had was Disney’s mistreatment towards the show. Nothing with the show itself.
Another thing, I stated “Dana should have written better” in the original video from 5 years ago. That was harsh coming from me.
There's something that we all need to realize, including me. We all don't know what goes on behind the scenes when shows get created. We don’t know all the struggles and hardships one goes through when creating a show.
Dana was told at random about her show being canceled. And that was uncalled for. Disney should not have thrown her under the bus like that, especially with a successful show.
There's a reason why when I talk about shows, I don't normally bring up the creator. Or even regular writers. Because sometimes I fuck up and say shit like this. That's why I usually focus on just the content and not the people behind the content.
People have criticized that I could never be in the industry due to my harsh nature. Besides the fact that I have no interest in trying to make a cartoon, it's very difficult to ever join anyway. You'd be lucky to ever write a SINGLE episode of a television cartoon.
The proper way to join would be to study very hard on writing and literature. I would have to be 10 times smarter just to even get my FOOT into the industry! And with the constant abuse that the medium of animation deals with on a daily basis, you might as well not even try.
I still think there are ways Dana could have restructured her show. Maybe focus more on King and Eda. Write some more jokes. Maybe with the news of the shortened season, do a few extra slice of life stories and even that beach story that you wanted to tell.
But that’s just my personal tastes. I believe Dana still did the best she could with Disney’s restrictions.
This is a video that I apologize for. I had no business in doing it. For fucks sake! I BARELY knew what non binary people were before making this video. That was a sign that I was going to fuck up.
Speaking of videos I’m apologizing on, lastly for this segment, there's “StarPressions: Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur.” There is SO MUCH WRONG here! The biggest issue is the fact that this is the one that I felt the most off topic on. While the term Retro Clichés I still like, there was no reason to go on for MINUTES on end! It should have been used for a separate video on that subject.
Also, yes middle schoolers can be LGTBQ+. To be fair, in my defense, I phrased the idea as a question. NOT A FACT! But yes, I know there’s LGBTQ+ representation for middle schoolers in today’s world. There wasn’t when I was there late 2000s early 2010s. But now there is.
I still stand by my internet age thing. But it felt like I went on too long for it as well.
I'm not doing another Moon Girl video. Why? Well I watched more episodes and the show honestly got even worse since my original impressions.
There was an episode where Lunella has PTSD. And instead of talking it out to someone she cares about, she decides to resolve it herself. It’s basically Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep from My Little Pony but now in this show.
It was too depressing to talk about. And there was an episode about a robber and the episode thinks it's good for her to rob because of her hardships. It's like that “Powerpuff Girls” episode with Femme Fatale but if the girls actually did NOT arrest her.
This is why I didn’t want to make another video on the show. Because of the fact it got worse to me 3 years later. I can do another Owl House video. But not another Moon Girl video.
Sag Aftra shit. Even I forgot about this one. It’s just a bunch of stuff on people that I don’t know if it’s still discussed.
I can throw both of my Animation Absolutism videos in here as well. Like the Brony Documentary, I guess Mr. Enter’s Technocracy inspired me too much to not differentiate the issue. And let’s just talk about lesbians and some shit instead of The Public Domain!
I want to repeat myself again. I am not an expert or professional on ANYTHING! All I did was give my personal opinions on each subject. Opinions of mine can change as time goes on.
Sometimes I might not like my redone works. I redid my anime review to remove 13 minutes of content. That removed every celebrity mention, every giantess mention and other personal stuff.
I did exactly what my haters wanted me to do. The only thing I didn’t change that they wanted me to change were my opinions on “Attack on Titan” and “Danganronpa.” But hey, I did literally everything else.
The video is better. But I'll be honest, I hate it. It’s like SpongeBob in Selling Out when he said “Where’s the love?” to the processed Krabby Patties. I love my original edit more because of my personal tastes. It's just a me thing. It's my own personal opinion. And the original edit is still one of my favorite and best videos.
But the truth is, I still needed to do it. It was to prove to myself that I can listen to people that hate me and to improve upon myself no matter how hard it is. I do say “Be Better Today Than Yesterday” for a reason. It’s my motto that I live by.
You see why I don’t like talking about these subjects? They’re hard to do! And not to mention they are the most hated things that people hate about me.
Back in my day in the 2010’s, people just reviewed a cartoon for fun! You didn't have to put an industry amount of effort in, you said what was really on your mind and you got paid.
Nowadays in the 2020s, you gotta be a lot more serious with your work, you have to see every single episode of a TV show as well as every single episode of a network. You also have to agree with the majority on everything or you'll be ostracized. And also, don't expect to get paid.
It's not really “fun” anymore. I'm GLAD I don't review animation for a living. It sounds fucking miserable.
And whenever I review anything to the public for the last 2 and a half years, I get nothing but shitted on. My “Star Littles” say I focus on the wrong things, that I go off on random tangents that have nothing to do with anything and that I'm just flat out wrong.
If this list is anything to go by, they are right on some merit. BUT NOT ON EVERYTHING! I do have to pick and choose myself what is right and what is wrong.
There is no magical thing to dictate what is correct and what is incorrect. This only matters when it comes to facts. Not personal opinions.
And let’s not forget the ANNOYANCE of shit that I dealt with in the 2020s only that no one ever said to me in the 2010’s. The out of nowhere criticisms.
“YOU GOTTA ADD TEXT BORDERS TO YOUR TEXT!” “YOU GOTTA GET RID OF THOSE BLACK BARS!” “YOU NEED TO WATCH EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF A TV SHOW BEFORE JUDGING IT TO HELP BETTER ON YOUR SKILLS AND GIVING UP IS NOT ‘PERSONAL INTEREST LOST’ BUT RATHER YOU HAVING A ‘SKILL ISSUE!’”
NO ONE complained about this shit in the 2010s. This all came the fuck out of nowhere. My “Star Giants” loved me for who I am.
Geez, I wasn’t aware there was a “rulebook” when reviewing animation. Oh wait, there isn’t. This is all stuff people pull out of their ASSES!
Although, I DID listen to the criticism! I use text borders now and have been since April 2022. I even got rid of the black borders and have since July 2022. And I do try my best to watch every episode of a show. I have been doing better with that in more recent years. When I get to my 2nd anime review of 30 shows next year, I'm making the minimum be 14 episodes to watch instead of only 5.
That was a long segment. And there's still 3 worse things to go.
When it comes to every single entry prior to this, at least I actually put the effort into making it. But there are videos that I made where I just flat out stole from other people.
In high school and early adulthood, I used to upload clips and compilations of My Little Pony, My Little Pony fan projects, “Jontron” and “Game Grumps.” This gave me thousands of subscribers and thousands of dollars.
75,124 subscribers and $33,813.25 I made on my Star Giant Productions channel. I didn’t get that through hard work and talent. No, I got it from compiling other people’s works and uploading them as my own without permission from anyone.
Some have done things like “MysteryBen27” getting mad at me for getting over 100 thousand views of his 3 “Mystery Skulls” videos. But I apologized, took them down and he accepted my apology.
Others issued strikes like “FluffyMixer” when I put the 2 “Nightmare Night” videos of his together. It got over 5 MILLION views from what I remember!
And then there's the “My Little Human” comparison and contrast video to the actual “Ponylicious” videos. Fun fact, I never liked “Fergalicious.” And the count I got? OVER 14 MILLION VIEWS!
Even though they made a ton of money, I always hated these videos. What I WANTED was for my OWN videos to get that view count. But they never did. The highest view count of one of my own videos was 285,000 views and it made 200 dollars. (Copyright and demonetized for why the low number.) And even THAT video is bad!
I did at one point try a “Nintendo” method where they specifically make one type of content in order to promote content that would not normally get a lot of views. Like say a “Mario” game to promote something new and unheard of. But at least Nintendo has it ALL be their own content!
My “promotions” was taking the videos that weren't mine and putting end cards on them promoting my videos directly. Those with the cards got the most views. Those had the most views of my original content. From cards of videos that weren't mine.
When you make content, try your best to stay original. I know it's tempting to “steal” from others, especially if you get a lot of views and money. But it's not worth it in the end.
These got me over 10 THOUSAND dollars in 2017 alone! But by 2023, the views went far down and YouTube had more restrictions on Compilations, making me make less than 1 thousand dollars in 2023 alone.
The final 2 entries are on one specific person each that I made several videos on. 2 different people technically speaking. The first one is on Lily Orchard.
These weekends the most famous videos of mine that weren't Compilations of other people’s works. All together, I say they made 1 thousand dollars.
List of entries in chronological order:
Lily Orchard is Garbage and Here’s Why
Lily Orchard is STILL Garbage and Here’s Why
Lily Orchard is Garbage and Here's Why: The Last Problem
Top 10 Best, Blandest and Worst Lily Orchard Videos
Lily Orchard April Fools Video
I Fixed Lily Orchard is Garbage and Here’s Why
Like the compilation videos, these videos always did well in numbers. I even went to conventions where people recognized me from these videos.
One of the things I don’t like that I did was mix the videos up where both her serious actions and opinions were discussed in the same manner. Honestly, when someone is “controversial” whatever opinions they have on fiction are not as important as real life. HEY! HEY ENTER! TAKE FUCKING NOTES! You know, despite Mr. Enter hating me, he copied me in this ideology by mixing my “serious” stuff with my opinions on fiction. Don’t do this. Ever. KP did that shit too.
This has nothing to do with anything. But the first video came out the same day as “Spiderverse.” And I used a clip of that movie in my video.
I should have done better research on the “accusations.” Uhh…my current take? People often state that I’m similar to Lily Orchard. We both are left leaning people, were both transgender at one point in our lives and we both worked for awful alt right leaning bronies that review animation. And like me dealing with false criminal accusations that are all lies, Lily too dealt with criminal accusations that are lies as well.
Lily Orchard is better than Mr. Enter. 5 years ago, I wouldn’t have said that. But now, I do stand by that statement. She’s also better than Joshscorcher. Another thing that makes me realize we’re in the weirdest timeline.
If there’s any person that I’m fine with “hating” me, it's Lily Orchard. I feel bad for her. She gets more hate than me. THAT'S IMPRESSIVE!
I know she hates me. But it was for “legit” reasons and not “made up” ones.
I enjoy her new content. Like I thought she did a good job on her “Ghibli” video. And there are other videos she made that I enjoy as well like on “Star Vs.” and “Turning Red.” I have the belief that people can change for the better. People that say that people don’t change are absolute scum. They are people that will go to hell for following that ideology. And who is the person that said that and believes it the most? Well, that’s what the number 1 entry is. That person is…
A lot of you guys were predicting that at least one video from Mr. Enter would be on this list. Whether it'd be from my channel or a video of his that I edited.
For him, there's Opposite Day that made me give him a creepy smile. There's See Me Feel Me Gnomey where I interrupt a legitimate seizure to play a Spongebob meme. There's Lights Out which was the laziest video I ever made.
There's the original DC Superhero Girls #Frenemies Ryanimation Review where I directly insult Enter's entire team and make them effigies using the DC Superhero Girls. And my original response to John where I open with a sketch.
It was hard to pick just one. And I knew that I was gonna have this problem with the best list as well. Certifiable Super Sitter was amazing because of how funny it was. My Gym Partner's a-Monkey had a lot of my own audience loving it. Samurai Jack had amazing editing with me learning a bunch of cool new tricks.
Then again, even some of the “bad” ones had good stuff. Opposite Day had good jokes. See Me Feel Me Gnomey was good if you ignore the beginning.
Narrowing it down to a single entry was hard. And rewatching them made me discover new things that I loved about my own reviews that I made or edited for John.
Unfortunately at the same time, it made me discover new things that I hated about my own reviews that I made or edited for John.
To spool the best list, I'm not putting any entry that I edited for John or any video that I talked about John in on my best list. Not even Certifiable Super Sitter is gonna make an honorable mention.
That's because…and this was extremely hard to admit, like even months of much deliberation and thinking it through, I decided to put them all at number 1 on the worst list.
Normally, I don’t make number 1 a tie on top lists. But this time, there’s no way around it.
List of entries in chronological order:
Growing Around Promotion
All 52 videos that I edited for Mr. Enter
5 Youtube stories that need to be told: Mr Enter, Mr Beast, Black Gryphon, Youtube Animators and Art [Technically in the middle of Enter’s videos but whatever]
Growing Around Reading [Also technically in the middle of Enter’s videos but whatever]
The Cartoon Community Tier List
DC Superhero Girls Review #Frenemies
Addressing My Abuse
Be Better Today Than Yesterday
Why I Won’t Review MLP G6
Why I Cancelled Cartoon Network 64 and Ducktales to Ducktales
Let’s be clear. This here was number 1 worst for 3 years. I have had that in my mind for that long. And it’s because of the man himself. A man I once trusted. And now look.
John needs to apologize to me. It’s not that hard to do. I know he said “I hate Ryan and always will.” And that he wants me to suffer. And that he calls me the worst person ever. And that he wants me to never have a career on the internet again. But…okay.
Johnathan Rozanski. You are the worst person on the planet earth. You will always be that way to me. And there is nothing that you can do to change that. You are the devil. I once called you the name Kyubey in the past. And that honestly still applies to you. Because you are still fucking up. GET SOME HELP! REAL HELP! Not the internet. Leave me alone. Forever. I repeat, I am going to REPEATEDLY say that I did nothing wrong until the end of time because it’s 100% true.
Remember, there’s this saying in life for a reason. If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all. If you ignore the 9 previous entries on this list, I really do love my videos and they are good videos. People love them. They laugh at them. They have a good time watching them. They learn from them.
I want to be clear. I have been physically assaulted by family, I have been sexually assaulted, I have had a police man point a gun at my forehead when I was a minor, I have had 2 people lie to me about them saying I did nothing to report to the police to me, I have dealt with an evil mother that’s more infantile than anyone that I have ever seen in my entire life. And yet you manage to be worse than all of them. Enjoy your “Permanent Razzie.”
There’s a reason why there’s art of you being hurt. What? Me? You didn’t hear this from me. Or me claim that I did it.
The things he has said over the years are unforgivable. “When I started my career reviewing ponies and SpongeBob, I never thought my life would have ended up like this.” What!? You mean committing slander towards me?! BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE FUCKING DOING NOW! “Ryan was never my friend.” Yeah and you were never a voice of reason.
It’s sad how far Mr. Enter has fallen. He was a guy in the 2010’s that said “People have been killed and killed others over false pedophilia accusations and by claiming that I’m a pedophile when I’m not can give me legal reasons to sue you.” And then now in the 2020’s he’s all like “RYAN IS A PEDOPHILE! AM I RIGHT!?” (Insert laugh track and fake applause here.)
It’s really sad how far Enter has fallen.
People still look up to this guy for some reason. I have no fucking idea how any human with a brain can donate 60 dollars to Mr. Enter on a stream to help “heal” from me. So like, would that money be mine if I sued John? Probably. Yeah. I don’t think anybody actually thought this whole “controversy” through. All of Enter’s supporters are brain dead morons. They’re nothing more than just a bunch of Karens.
To my surprise, I saw a “Reddit” post of someone that hated me, but they actually stated something that made me feel positive. I’m gonna not mention their name as it’s not important to this review. I can still live a normal non creator life. And honestly, I understand that. I only really make my reviews for myself and my close friends. I am already famous. I got over 10 million views and over 75 thousand subscribers. I did things I already wanted to do.
They also said that I need to move on from Enter. I’ll be honest, this review was made because there was a guy that I was in contact with talking about these things. Now that this is done, I want to NEVER hear Mr. Enter’s name again.
If I'm honest, I would forgive John if he apologized to me. Why? Because anyone realizing the error of their ways AND they aren’t FORCED to change tells me directly that they genuinely feel remorse. That to me is true forgiveness.
Hey. I want the war to end. I’m ready to put bygones be bygones. But I can’t without your help.
And sadly, considering that John said “Ryan was never my friend” and “I will never forgive Ryan,” it is clear he chose the path of hate. Unless this is like a Bobby Fulbright situation from “Ace Attorney” where the real Johnathan Rozanski was murdered and The Phantom took his place.
This is to everyone. John, Grace, Jordan, Ava, Crimson, Wes, everyone that hates me, I know exactly how you need to heal. You need to apologize for the error of your ways. Doing this will make your soul heal. In religion, this is where God forgives you. God wants us to be happy with each other. He doesn’t want us to do war.
In terms of people in recent years, I follow what Martin Luther King Junior taught us. We must fight violence with non violence. “Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.”
That’s why I don’t go out in the public online. Because it will create violence. That’s why I don’t sue. Because it will create violence.
Why don’t I trust John making these videos? I’LL TELL YOU WHY!
I don’t trust a man that told people DURING THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC to not wear masks!
I don’t trust a man who follows Brony Fandont’s ideology!
I don’t trust a man that thinks that Turning Red needed 9/11 mentions!
I don’t trust a man who claims that I’m a pedophile and abuser without evidence!
I don’t trust a man that believes that being raped is better than being accused of rape!
To all my haters, fuck you. I hope you all leave the internet forever. I am better than all of you forever. When you die, no one will care about you. When I die, people will care about me. I will never forgive any of you. This is me: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1LzAnBAczyT8ZWcLdO1gcec5BUe3X-1Ug/view?usp=sharing Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XDIlnou1Ns (34 seconds in.)
I’m glad to have finally written this list. If I’m honest, I have had this idea for 3 years now. Ever since I believe June 2023. I’ve had times on and off writing it. But usually someone else stopped me from making it. But now I pushed through to make it. There’s going to be a best list. No idea when. Not sure if it will even be this year. It all depends on my mood. For now, I have other things to focus on.
And that’s all. Thank you for reading this. I will say that my videos in 2025 and this year are much better than the ones above. Heck, only one video from last year made it on here and that was technically part of a compilation of other videos of mine that were from much longer in the past.
My recent “Ace Attorney” video, Simpsons “Star Wars” video, my April Fools video from this year, my anime and my childhood videos are some of my favorite videos ever. I really believe that my content is getting better and the people that see my videos in the present actually agree with me. And I also really enjoy my Cutie Remark Ryanimation Review. So what was your guy’s worst from me? Either way, thank you for reading this entirely. I finally feel much better…
Opening
“Top 10 Worst Star Giant Productions Videos.” THIS has been a long time coming! Every single creator in existence enjoys the products they made in life. Most of them, but not all of them. I am no different at all. There are so many videos that I have made that I wish I never made. It’s a practice known as “George Lucasing.” The “Star Wars” guy that wanted to destroy every single copy of “The Star Wars Holiday Special.”
But like George, many of my old videos were preserved.
Many things I used to do in the past I don’t enjoy anymore. Doing pointless sketches, mentioning “giantesses” in my videos, repeating criticisms from other critics, randomly bringing up “Madoka Magica” in my videos, political nonsense, showing off which celebrity that I met instead of just using a regular picture of said celebrity when talking about a normal thing without me in it, the outdated OC's and so much more.
There’s a lot of people that hate my stuff. But believe it or not, I know who the biggest hater of both my content and myself is. Me. The answer is me. And reading this top list will help showcase why.
In a way, I feel like Lewis from “Meet The Roninsons.” You know that one scene in the movie where he fails the science fair and then he goes to his home on the roof ripping apart every good idea he had in his book? That's me with this Google Docs.
I’m going to go through my worst videos. This here has been the hardest thing that I have ever had to write. It’s no fun going through old videos that you made that you used to enjoy that you no longer enjoy. Heck, I’ve been wanting to do this for 3 years now since the 10th anniversary of my channel. And yes, I’m gonna eventually do a “Top 10 Best Star Giant Productions Videos” in the future.
Anything that I made goes. Whether videos on my own channel or videos I help work on for other channels.
It MUST be a video though! Written documents never made into videos are not allowed. Otherwise the “Saberspark” document would be at number 1.
Videos that I supported don’t count. For example, I used to support “Cosmodore” and “Schafrillas” in terms of money. That there will not count. It needs to be actually something that I helped create. So a video that I edited for “The Mysterious Mr. Enter” for example is fair game.
Ties are allowed. But all ties MUST relate to each other! I can't do 2 random different things at the same number without giving them a reason to stick together. By the way, despite it being a top 10, there are over 100 ENTRIES here!
It's easy for me to say “I did nothing wrong.” Legally speaking, yes. But not in video form.
By the way, I am ONLY talking about my VIDEO content! I already made a separate Google Doc that went into my accusations: SGP "Counter from March 2024" (Redacted info)
This list is also going to include people that I have cut ties with. Despite me hating these people and them hating me more, I will NOT be talking about these people as a whole! The only context bringing them up is what they did in my videos.
I will also be stating their preferred names. And preferred pronouns. It's the right thing to do. I know that Wes goes by he/him. But because it has been YEARS since I talked to some of these people, I may not know everything about them.
I do not like dead naming people. Regardless if I love or hate a person. Regardless of what I said in the past. This is what I currently stand by. If I get someone's name wrong, PLEASE correct me in a nice calmly manner.
Also, I don’t normally state this, but I want to state that this is all my opinion. I don’t normally state this because I usually expect people to go into said video knowing that However, I feel like stating it this one time with how controversial it's going to be. And it’s okay if you disagree with me and have different opinions than me. You may love something I hate and you may hate something that I love. That is totally fine.
Anyways…let’s begin.
10 - 6 are 1 out of 10. 5 - 1 are 0 out of 10.
10, Ducktales to Ducktales Episode 10: Raw Toonage
The point of each of my videos is to talk about said product and review it. The idea is that you’re supposed to get the impression if a product is good or not by having someone else talk about it to see if it’s worth your time. This one I didn’t even TRY to do that! It’s just a 2 minute video of me saying this show is shit and repetitive. And that’s it. It doesn’t talk about anything about the product in question. Which is the POINT of a review!
Actually, I don’t even recall if I STATE it’s shit! I mention Sebastian The Crab and then proceed to not state anything on what it’s about. The only thing from giving this a 0 is that I like the joke that I made of me just “walking” out. I don’t know. I still think that little notion there is still a funny joke to me. But still, when a review is done, you need to explain what the product is about that you are reviewing as well as your opinion on it in the end.
9, Ralph Breaks The Internet
A lot of my biggest problems as a whole is a “monkey see monkey do” scenario. Basically, I saw what other critics did and used to “copy” them. Everyone from “The Mysterious Mr. Enter” to “Lily Orchard” to “Joshscorcher” and so on. One of the worst things that these people did was have their own “Strawman.” A strawman is basically a thing that someone comes up with to help with their own “arguments.”
In said video, I bring up a guy named “Bill Inadequate” that was supposed to represent every person that hated the movie “Ralph Breaks The Internet.” For the record, I didn’t make this person based on any one specific person. It may have been easy to show this as Schafrillas as he was the biggest hater of the movie. Or at least video with most views. If I was mocking him, I would have used a crab. Enter was only mentioned cuz a movie character looked like his OC.
The Bill Inadequate guy was more based on that “World of Warcraft” guy that “South Park” came up with in their World of Warcraft episode. A loser that has no life and stays on his computer all day. That character there is not based on a real person.
I definitely want to redo this review. Because I still love the movie, one of my favorite films of all time. But my original tone was bad. Shaming others that hated the movie is bad. Using a strawman for my own arguments was bad. And for the record, Jackson did a great job as the strawman. Any problems with this video have nothing coming from him.
8, Eddsworld Ryanimation Reviews
A lot of my older videos have audio problems. My voice is…not the best. I’ve known all my life that I have speech problems. I can’t even LISTEN to any video of mine before this decade because of how bad they sound! The worst offender of this was the “Eddsworld” one. Mostly the third one. But as a whole, I didn’t do a good job with the Eddsworld Ryanimation Reviews. It felt off. I felt like I was doing Wikipedia research and first impressions.
The reason why this is the worst audio offender is because of the context. Edd Gould was a very famous person that died at the age of 23. He made an impact on the world and was very beloved. He died of cancer. Something like this should be taken seriously. But the way that the videos were rushed, it felt like I didn’t give a fuck. Which is not true. I really respect Edd Gould to this day. But the way my videos were presented didn’t give that impression.
I had a new editor at the time. I forget their name. But they present the audio very badly. Instead of me telling them to fix it, I just uploaded as is. These days, I take a lot more time making videos. Before, I made videos faster because I wanted to try to get them out as fast as possible to make money on YouTube. Now I take a lot more time since I care more for art than money.
Like Ralph Breaks The Internet, I WILL be redoing this! Only as one Ryanimation Review though. Not 3. The review is gonna be more just focusing on Edd Gould as a whole so more like the first of the trilogy.
7, Witches Campaign
When I was a kid, I loved video games. It seemed to stick with me for most of my life because I tried to get into college designing video games. I flunked college. And I felt devastated that I could not make a living designing video games. It happens. Life has a way of throwing curveballs at you.
Half a decade later, my interests were more into animation. And one idea I had in mind was creating a cartoon. For about 3 years, I thought of wanting to try to make a cartoon. My first attempt at this was trying to do a “My Little Pony” reanimated project. This could help people gain interest in animation and me wanting to find the right animator. The project failed because I only got 3 people to try out and we only produced less than 1 minute of animation.
What I needed to do was to hire actual animators. It was clear to me that in order for me to get a big project done, I would need to hire actual people. The problem was the lack of money. I had hired editors in the past. But they were able to produce content for a price that was cheap. This is something different. Animation is WAY more expensive!
And that’s when I had the idea in 2023 to do a “Witches” project. The idea was for me to create an animated series. But I was still doing reviews at the time. And yes, I still am doing reviews. But I was sort of getting tired of reviews and wanted to do something new.
An idea was to do a “combo.” Where it’s 50% review and 50% animation/story. And that’s what my final game plan was.
I launched the campaign February 1st, 2024. This was a bad time to launch my campaign. The fact that this was also the same date but years later as something like “Penn Central” should have been an immediate bad sign. I.E. what was one time the biggest bankruptcy in American history.
It’s right after January and most people at that time don’t have any money because January is the lowest profitable month of the year. Most people have spent all their money in December because of Christmas. Most workplaces give out the biggest bonuses of the year in that month as well. I should have launched this November 1st or December 1st. It would have given me a bigger increase in finances.
The projection was 25 thousand dollars. I only made 2%. Which was 500 dollars. I mean…that’s not the worst thing in the world. And it’s WAY more than nothing! But in order for me to profit off of animation, I needed 25 grand.
So let’s explain where this “25 grand” number came from. I took a look at other projects that had campaigns for money. And let’s just say animation is FUCKED UP at pricing! You can get prices that go from ANYWHERE! The current average for an Indie episode is 66 thousand dollars. The current average for television is 10 thousand dollars per minute, or 1 million dollars for just one episode. That is INSANELY expensive!
Cheaper stuff is actually done with the internet. This is why AI has been on the rise. Even with the AI programs that cost money, it’s still a thousand times cheaper than the professional versions done on television.
Test pilots are often done with cheaper budgets. Witches was gonna be a test. What I would do with the 25 Grand would mostly pay for editors. See, my “animation” would have been characters sliding via Vegas. It LOOKS like “animation.” The 25K would be enough to pay every editor of mine “fairly.” One criticism that I have received over the years was paying people unfairly and overworking them. This campaign would have “solved” that “problem.”
For the record, every single person that has ever worked with me was paid fairly. People criticized me for being below minimum wage. But we all reached an agreed upon payment per work. The internet does not have a minimum wage law. Ergo, I did not break any laws when it comes to payment. And I did not break any laws period. Except for speeding, but that’s outside of the internet.
People like Grace and “BananaShoez” have either lied about my payment or ignored the fact that I pay them fairly. HEY! IF YOU THINK SOMEONE FORGOT, FUCKING SPEAK UP! The latter claimed I didn’t pay them. A simple “Hey Ryan. Can you please pay me for my work that was done by me?” is all it takes to solve it. I would have paid instantly.
I don’t remember every single conversation that happens in my life. I have a life. I talk to lots and lots of people in the real world. So that often leads to me forgetting things accidentally. Just simply state what I forgot and then I’ll double check the thing in the end. The person would have been paid instantly had they just asked. I even offered 50 dollars later and even more, but they rejected it. Their fault. Not mine ever.
Another reason for this campaign was because of price hikes. We already know 2026 is ridiculous in prices. But even 2 or 3 years ago, it was still fucked up. While everything was getting more expensive, I was actually making LESS on YouTube! In 2017 alone, I made over 10 thousand DOLLARS! In 2023 alone, I made less than 1 thousand.
While 10 grand is not enough to survive on for a year, it’s still really good even back in 2017. But things got more expensive 6 years after that mostly due to the pandemic. And even then, I made 10% in 2023 what I did in 2017. It was clear to me that in order to still make content online, I would need ACTUAL money! Ad revenue was no longer going to cut it. Essentially, I went to “E-begging.” A practice I don’t like but was forced into a situation that I had to do it.
Unfortunately, I never made it. And thus the campaign was cancelled. But why does it make my worst list? Because I built up SO MANY VIDEOS trying to tell stories making it look like it was gonna lead into something BIG! Only for it all to end up being “Nope. Not gonna happen.” That is the end.
Also not helping is that I took various series of mine like “Cartoon Network 64,” “Ducktales to Ducktales,” “Pixar Path,” “Ryanimation Reviews” and “Ryan’s Top Lists” and combined them to talk about this new project. Keep in mind, I was doing episodes OUT OF ORDER! And now I was demanding my audience to not only watch my shows out of order, but also watch ALL of them to help explain this new project of mine that’s never gonna be made.
I had 12 story arcs planned. Not one was even finished. NOT ONE! This was my biggest notion of “biting off more than I can chew.” I only started this idea in the summer of 2023. With how big this was going to be, it’s clear that it needed a couple of years at LEAST! NOT JUST HALF A YEAR!
Oh and another thing. Every person was refunded except for Mega Mushroom for that he was fine donating 5 dollars and having me keep it. Emily donated 5 dollars, she was refunded. Engikirby donated 5 dollars, they were refunded. GumballFan123 donated 500 dollars and he was refunded.
What’s sad is that this stupid project KILLED what could have been really good videos. I did a video called “Every Highest Grossing Animated Movie Ranked.” I would have loved this if I didn’t put in a stupid fucking witch project in with people that don’t like me anymore.
Yeah that’s another thing. A MAJOR reason for the scrapping of this project was because I wanted to do this with my “Friends.” Or at least people that I called my friends but weren’t really my friends after much thought and deliberation. I wanted to do this with them. There really was no point in continuing if the people associated with me hate me.
People claimed this was a ripoff of Madoka Magica. And yes…I get that TO AN EXTENT! But this actually was more ripping off “SMG4.” You know, tell half a story half a sketch and throw arcs in on occasion. This idea was also made when SMG4 was still making new episodes.
Fortunately, I have found ways to make this project right. I’ve been working on a Madoka Magica and Ace Attorney fanfiction crossover for 2 years now. So that there is PLENTY of more time than the WITCHES project! I call it “Homura Akemi: Ace Attorney - Madoka Magica.”
Another way that this project has been done right is me reworking on the highest grossing animated movies ranking. That’s gonna be the season 2 finale of Ryanimation Reviews. So expect it sometime later this year.
Even though this project was a bust and the videos in it were garbage, there is one thing that prevents it from getting a zero. And that is me being able to finally put myself out there to the world. I grew up shy. So I felt proud of myself being confident in being able to try to attempt to make a project like this. And at least this project wasn’t entirely bad. Some good actually managed to come out from this mistake.
6, Every My Little Pony Friendship is Magic video before 2022
If there’s one thing that I don’t like about my past self is that I often would hate other people for disagreeing with me. That’s just pitiful. Sometimes I can get angry at losing a game, but I wouldn’t hate someone for it. This is something that I’m glad that I moved on from and learned to accept other people’s opinions.
The worst aspect of this from me is my My Little Pony Friendship is Magic videos before 2022. I seemed to come across as “AGREE WITH ME OR DIE!” That’s what almost the whole world has been like essentially since the start of this decade. “We've been in hell since January 2020.”
I reviewed every single episode of the show for the 10th anniversary of FIM back in 2020. And that was where I was at my worst on this aspect. It took 2 months to make this series. The video itself was not properly organized. The editing was off but that’s what happens when I get a bunch of different editors and how each one has different editing styles. My editing is a lot more organized today. “SageFroppy” and I know each other enough to keep it organized.
I guess I could argue that the “So This is Basically My Little Pony” video is kind of fun. But it was my first time using an editing program that wasn’t “Windows Movie Maker.” So it was weird getting used to a new editing program. I used Premiere Elements at the time. I now use Vegas and have been using Vegas since November of 2019.
My only thing that I like is the fact that I can claim I did the whole idea of reviewing every episode of a series before anyone else. This was MONTHS before “LS Mark” did his “Simpsons” ranking popularizing the idea.
I do believe I am doing a better job with My Little Pony Friendship is Magic nowadays. I did a rereview of the Friendship is Magic Pilot. I did it in 2022, but did it again in 2025. That is one of my best works. Ryanimation Review 42: The Cutie Remark is one of my favorite reviews of all time and my best non list video from last year. I’m rewatching every episode now and reviewing by season. I have less bias now. And I am glad that I moved on from this part of my life.
5, Every Pixar Path Episode
As I evolve, things that I used to enjoy I can no longer stand. Almost every single video on this list was something that I enjoyed in my past. And obviously, those select videos are no longer true.
Pixar Path was a series of mine where me and my “friends” would watch a “Pixar” movie in a “Mystery Science Theater Three Thousand” style. This series was what people loved from me the most. But it’s honestly my least favorite series that I made.
And I want to be very clear, for everyone that participated in this, whether it was <YELLOW>, <RED>, “WeegeeSlayer,” “Doug The Ghoul,” whoever ended up joining, it was never their fault. All things that happened in these videos are the fault of me and no one else.
The problems with these videos were the fact that they don’t fit my current style. I do “retrospective” reviews. What that means is that I am going from random points of a product to help contextualize my review.
These videos are straightforward. You basically watch the product in order and mention your opinions on each scene along the way. Often known as a “Wikipedia Review” or a “Nostalgia Critic” review.
Can you believe that I planned on doing MORE series like this!? I wanted to do one for “DreamWorks” and call it “DreamWorks Days.” “Frog Tales” was for episodes of “Amphibia.” I also was planning on doing one for “Gravity Falls” and “The Owl House.”
I did a much better job with these Pixar movies later on. I did a Ryanimation Review on every Pixar movie in 2025 that is much better organized and reviewed better.
Another problem with this review series were “inside jokes” that no one outside of them found funny. <Red> works at “Blockbuster.” Why is he doing that? He doesn't work there in real life.
Like the Witches project, there were times people in the videos were trying to tell their own story arcs that made no sense. The “Monsters Inc.” video mentions this random guy that I do NOT know about even to this day about a random YTP video that has nothing to do with this series! Why did I allow this 5 years ago? Also, random “Waifu” mentions. Just…ugh.
And then there’s “DashieTheYTP.” The Cohost of the series. I know she hates me. She did once say “Let’s meet again really soon.” Even using Mickey Mouse as a meme to show her “happiness.”
My hatred for her was because of her working for Mr. Enter, never informing me that she secretly knew Enter, was making a video on me in March 2024 and kicked me off her “Discord” server because she said “I WANT NO DRAMA!” Even though I wasn’t insinuating any drama.
I also want to be clear about a certain statement. When I mentioned that “Anna is my backup,” that was never referring to Dashie. That was referring to some other person named Anna. This person is non binary by the way.
Due to Dashie cutting ties with me, that’s why the series was cancelled. Not that I wanted to really cancel the series. Because I wanted this series cancelled even in 2023.
“ChelseaTheCartoonGal” was only brought in for an episode just so that I could “give” this series a finale. Dashie was gone so I figured Chelsea could do one with me since she was once part of Frog Tales. I have a need to wait to finish what I start for some reason.
And then there’s “Becky.” At least Bill Inadequate was only used one time and only ever brought up a couple of times as a quick joke and nothing more.
Becky is my “daughter.” Uhh…why?! What purpose is there in making up a fictional daughter!?
“Lily Orchard” once did a MST3K parody on all the “Walt Disney Canon” films. Some say that I only made Pixar Path since I thought she did a bad job with that series. That is only partially true.
While that was PART of the reason, my main thing that I wanted to do was to make a video series with my “friends” for fun. And they seemed to enjoy it. A new episode on the first of each month. Has it really been 5 years since I started the series? Damn does time fly.
As for Becky, it might have also been inspired by Lily Orchard with her “Son Billy.” I wrote Becky before playing “Ace Attorney.” In hindsight, I wasn't aware she was too similar to Trucy.
Becky appeared in several of my videos. Like Bill Inadequate, she too was used as a strawman. And she called me “mommy.” Because I was transgender at the time before detransitioning.
If there’s anything that has aged like milk, it was Becky as a whole. I had a story planned for part of the Witches series where we would get the origin of her. Her parents died in a car crash after leaving the hospital on a dark and stormy night. And Becky would be the only survivor. I would find Becky in the car and then adopt her.
So what happened to Becky? She got hit by a car and died. It’s the same car that killed Brian Griffin on “Family Guy.”
I'm VERY glad that I stopped this series! While I enjoyed it in 2021 and 2022, I was so done with the series in 2023. There were no episodes in 2024. And I did only 1 in 2025 just to make a conclusion.
To those that were a part of this series and hate me now, I’m sorry that we couldn’t have concluded this series together. I’m sorry our friendship ended. I’m sorry we no longer speak to each other.
Honestly, I’m willing to forgive if they were to apologize to me for their actions of hating me and leaving me. I don’t like holding on to hate. I rather move on, get closure and make amends. I love love.
4, Serious Situations: Politics, Pedophilia and LGBTQ+ Representation
At the start of the decade, I decided I wanted to get more into politics. This was stupid for me to state. As I delve more into politics as a whole, I ended up being more depressed. When I delved into politics more, sometimes I would create videos on the matter. Basically, the videos that were created were “controversial subjects.” And oftentimes, the content I made was complete garbage.
Oh boy, we got A LOT at this entry!
Let’s see there’s the Julia Vickerman video, another video where I talked about “6Teen” when it did that voting shit in 2018 that I made in February 2020, The “Dexter’s Laboratory” CN64 where in it I brought up pedophilia because Dexter was naked in the shower, The Top 20 worst animations of 2020 where I said Rarity was a pedophile and something about Randy Marsh causing Covid, a video called “The Owl House has LGBT problems” AND MORE!
List of entries in chronological order:
Change Yourself YouTube
YouTube Has a New Stupid Demonetization Rule
The Ultimate Brony Documentary
Twelve Forever Creator Julia Vickerman is a Pedophile
Coronavirus Covid Coexistence
Serious Situations: VOTE! 6Teen
Cartoon Network 64 Episode 4: Dexter’s Laboratory
Top 20 Worst Animations of 2020
The Owl House Has LGBT Problems
StarPressions: Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur
Regarding Sag Aftra
Animation Absolutism
Do you think I’m having fun making this list? No. I’m not!
Going through the biggest mistakes that I have ever made in my entire life is not fun. And as such, I’m not good at these subjects. So the question remains, “Why make videos on this?” I have toned down and moved away from controversial topics like this because they usually end up in hatred. Except oddly enough not one of these videos were hated instantly when they were uploaded.
These videos were only hated a couple of months or even years after they came out. Probably because of hate mobs, but whatever.
Too bad I can’t say it’s just my haters hating it. Because these videos are all dog shit.
I made a video where it’s literally just a black screen of me ranting that I got a video of mine demonetized. To be fair, it was a LGBTQIA+ video. But in the grand scheme of things, YouTube has done worse.
In the summer 2018, YouTube made a new rule where reading fanfictions will get you demonetized. I don't know why this really bothered me considering the fact that I had never read a fan fiction for a living on the site.
The Ultimate Brony Documentary was not a bad idea talking about the Brony fandom as a whole across 9 videos. But I only made 2 easy episodes that were like 5 minutes each. This was supposed to be the length of a movie and all I produced was this shit.
When you create content, you need to keep criticism in mind. And not just a close minded headset, but to be aware of what happens in the real world. One criticism I have gotten especially in recent years was me not understanding that someone not getting arrested doesn’t automatically mean that they’re innocent.
Some had this issue for a user that I used to have named N3k0Pan. There was insufficient evidence the first time but people are still mad at me on this to this day. She was banned in August 2021 though. Due to a second time of people coming up to me, presenting MORE evidence and then banning her. I was afraid at first of being sued, but I’m glad I did the right thing.
But where would I get this ideology? Where would I get this fear? I’ll tell you how! In September 2019, I called Julia Vickerman a pedophile. She was a cartoon writer that wrote that “Powerpuff Girls 2016” episode on the twerking and is the creator of “Twelve Forever.”
At that time, lots of people were making videos of how she groomed boys. And this prompted me to make a video on the situation calling it “Twelve Forever Creator is a Pedophile.” Interestingly enough, my channel was demonetized before this video. And this video here gave me my monetization back. I was only demonetized one more time for a month between December 2019 to January 2020. Then monetized up until March 15th, 2024.
After the video went up, I got a lawyer to go after me saying that video needed to be taken down for legal reasons. My mom got word of this and demanded that I take it down. She explained to me the concept that the law can only state who has the right to be guilty and that taking the law into your own hands is wrong.
So for YEARS, I believed this was correct. I’ll be honest and state I had this ideology even before this incident. “Innocent until proven guilty.” That’s something that I followed for years.
Of course, there are abusers that I deal with that state “Just because you’ve never been arrested Ryan doesn’t mean you’re innocent.” Even though once again I have proven my innocence multiple times.
Some say I spout bullshit. I mean in my Coronavirus Covid Coexistence video, I said masks were bad. Now to be fair, this was made in March 2020 when the CDC still stated that. It wasn't until April 1st (what a “foolish joke” indeed.) when they changed it to saying that masks were good. Yes, masks ARE good! I may not like wearing them. But they are important when shielding and protecting us from viruses.
Maybe if I can’t stand these people, I should vote for someone better. Uhh…don’t make a video on that Ryan. That would be stupid. And yet I did when 6Teen made a video on voting. They did this in 2018. And yet I decided to make a video on it 2 YEARS AFTER IT CAME OUT! Yeah I was too late for that. And yet it was one of the first videos that I made this decade.
Why should I be a guy discussing voting as a whole? I’m the dumbass that said that Dexter had pedophilia. Either my mind went to mush during Covid, or I was exaggerating for views. Either way, Dexter doesn’t have this. I seem to have a tendency to misunderstand things in some of my videos.
Like how in my Top 20 Worst Animations of 2020 video I called Rarity a pedophile. I apologized for this on SEVERAL occasions! Hell, I even apologized as early as the year it came out. So please make sure you understand that I don’t stand by that anymore. Or that Randy Marsh caused Covid. Uh, I never implied that. What I was GETTING at was that people who cause disasters need PROPER PUNISHMENT! But yes, I know Randy didn’t cause Covid.
There’s even my Owl House video. First of all, I have disowned it a long time ago. But I actually forgot that I made it at the same time. I wasn’t aware that was possible.
Let's update my thoughts. First of all, I made the video when the show was only 18 months old. Meaning the show didn't finish yet. But allow me now to only update my opinions from that time frame, but also give my current general opinion on the whole show.
Let me be clear. I was too harsh on Luz and Anity as a whole. Conflict IS needed if you want to have a proper relationship. You can't just have life handed to you on a silver platter to tell a good story. You do need struggles and I think that the 2 had a good balance of struggles to get to where they are.
There are some things I still criticize the 2 on. I think Amity should have been SLIGHTLY nicer to Luz. Like the “kill” thing I would remove. And for Luz, there's that season 3 issue of her not telling Amity about her decision to stay in the human world.
But for the most part, I think they do have a good relationship with each other. It is not toxic. While I MYSELF may still prefer Luz being with Willow, I think that Luz and Amity did work things out and I enjoy the 2 being together in the future showcasing all that they have overcome.
Amity and Luz both needed conflict, they didn't need to start perfect and I think they have no reason at all to become giantesses. Even though I never stated that last statement, some people think I do for some reason.
The only ACTUAL LGBTQ+ problems The Owl House had was Disney’s mistreatment towards the show. Nothing with the show itself.
Another thing, I stated “Dana should have written better” in the original video from 5 years ago. That was harsh coming from me.
There's something that we all need to realize, including me. We all don't know what goes on behind the scenes when shows get created. We don’t know all the struggles and hardships one goes through when creating a show.
Dana was told at random about her show being canceled. And that was uncalled for. Disney should not have thrown her under the bus like that, especially with a successful show.
There's a reason why when I talk about shows, I don't normally bring up the creator. Or even regular writers. Because sometimes I fuck up and say shit like this. That's why I usually focus on just the content and not the people behind the content.
People have criticized that I could never be in the industry due to my harsh nature. Besides the fact that I have no interest in trying to make a cartoon, it's very difficult to ever join anyway. You'd be lucky to ever write a SINGLE episode of a television cartoon.
The proper way to join would be to study very hard on writing and literature. I would have to be 10 times smarter just to even get my FOOT into the industry! And with the constant abuse that the medium of animation deals with on a daily basis, you might as well not even try.
I still think there are ways Dana could have restructured her show. Maybe focus more on King and Eda. Write some more jokes. Maybe with the news of the shortened season, do a few extra slice of life stories and even that beach story that you wanted to tell.
But that’s just my personal tastes. I believe Dana still did the best she could with Disney’s restrictions.
This is a video that I apologize for. I had no business in doing it. For fucks sake! I BARELY knew what non binary people were before making this video. That was a sign that I was going to fuck up.
Speaking of videos I’m apologizing on, lastly for this segment, there's “StarPressions: Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur.” There is SO MUCH WRONG here! The biggest issue is the fact that this is the one that I felt the most off topic on. While the term Retro Clichés I still like, there was no reason to go on for MINUTES on end! It should have been used for a separate video on that subject.
Also, yes middle schoolers can be LGTBQ+. To be fair, in my defense, I phrased the idea as a question. NOT A FACT! But yes, I know there’s LGBTQ+ representation for middle schoolers in today’s world. There wasn’t when I was there late 2000s early 2010s. But now there is.
I still stand by my internet age thing. But it felt like I went on too long for it as well.
I'm not doing another Moon Girl video. Why? Well I watched more episodes and the show honestly got even worse since my original impressions.
There was an episode where Lunella has PTSD. And instead of talking it out to someone she cares about, she decides to resolve it herself. It’s basically Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep from My Little Pony but now in this show.
It was too depressing to talk about. And there was an episode about a robber and the episode thinks it's good for her to rob because of her hardships. It's like that “Powerpuff Girls” episode with Femme Fatale but if the girls actually did NOT arrest her.
This is why I didn’t want to make another video on the show. Because of the fact it got worse to me 3 years later. I can do another Owl House video. But not another Moon Girl video.
Sag Aftra shit. Even I forgot about this one. It’s just a bunch of stuff on people that I don’t know if it’s still discussed.
I can throw both of my Animation Absolutism videos in here as well. Like the Brony Documentary, I guess Mr. Enter’s Technocracy inspired me too much to not differentiate the issue. And let’s just talk about lesbians and some shit instead of The Public Domain!
I want to repeat myself again. I am not an expert or professional on ANYTHING! All I did was give my personal opinions on each subject. Opinions of mine can change as time goes on.
Sometimes I might not like my redone works. I redid my anime review to remove 13 minutes of content. That removed every celebrity mention, every giantess mention and other personal stuff.
I did exactly what my haters wanted me to do. The only thing I didn’t change that they wanted me to change were my opinions on “Attack on Titan” and “Danganronpa.” But hey, I did literally everything else.
The video is better. But I'll be honest, I hate it. It’s like SpongeBob in Selling Out when he said “Where’s the love?” to the processed Krabby Patties. I love my original edit more because of my personal tastes. It's just a me thing. It's my own personal opinion. And the original edit is still one of my favorite and best videos.
But the truth is, I still needed to do it. It was to prove to myself that I can listen to people that hate me and to improve upon myself no matter how hard it is. I do say “Be Better Today Than Yesterday” for a reason. It’s my motto that I live by.
You see why I don’t like talking about these subjects? They’re hard to do! And not to mention they are the most hated things that people hate about me.
Back in my day in the 2010’s, people just reviewed a cartoon for fun! You didn't have to put an industry amount of effort in, you said what was really on your mind and you got paid.
Nowadays in the 2020s, you gotta be a lot more serious with your work, you have to see every single episode of a TV show as well as every single episode of a network. You also have to agree with the majority on everything or you'll be ostracized. And also, don't expect to get paid.
It's not really “fun” anymore. I'm GLAD I don't review animation for a living. It sounds fucking miserable.
And whenever I review anything to the public for the last 2 and a half years, I get nothing but shitted on. My “Star Littles” say I focus on the wrong things, that I go off on random tangents that have nothing to do with anything and that I'm just flat out wrong.
If this list is anything to go by, they are right on some merit. BUT NOT ON EVERYTHING! I do have to pick and choose myself what is right and what is wrong.
There is no magical thing to dictate what is correct and what is incorrect. This only matters when it comes to facts. Not personal opinions.
And let’s not forget the ANNOYANCE of shit that I dealt with in the 2020s only that no one ever said to me in the 2010’s. The out of nowhere criticisms.
“YOU GOTTA ADD TEXT BORDERS TO YOUR TEXT!” “YOU GOTTA GET RID OF THOSE BLACK BARS!” “YOU NEED TO WATCH EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF A TV SHOW BEFORE JUDGING IT TO HELP BETTER ON YOUR SKILLS AND GIVING UP IS NOT ‘PERSONAL INTEREST LOST’ BUT RATHER YOU HAVING A ‘SKILL ISSUE!’”
NO ONE complained about this shit in the 2010s. This all came the fuck out of nowhere. My “Star Giants” loved me for who I am.
Geez, I wasn’t aware there was a “rulebook” when reviewing animation. Oh wait, there isn’t. This is all stuff people pull out of their ASSES!
Although, I DID listen to the criticism! I use text borders now and have been since April 2022. I even got rid of the black borders and have since July 2022. And I do try my best to watch every episode of a show. I have been doing better with that in more recent years. When I get to my 2nd anime review of 30 shows next year, I'm making the minimum be 14 episodes to watch instead of only 5.
That was a long segment. And there's still 3 worse things to go.
3, Compilations of other people’s works
When it comes to every single entry prior to this, at least I actually put the effort into making it. But there are videos that I made where I just flat out stole from other people.
In high school and early adulthood, I used to upload clips and compilations of My Little Pony, My Little Pony fan projects, “Jontron” and “Game Grumps.” This gave me thousands of subscribers and thousands of dollars.
75,124 subscribers and $33,813.25 I made on my Star Giant Productions channel. I didn’t get that through hard work and talent. No, I got it from compiling other people’s works and uploading them as my own without permission from anyone.
Some have done things like “MysteryBen27” getting mad at me for getting over 100 thousand views of his 3 “Mystery Skulls” videos. But I apologized, took them down and he accepted my apology.
Others issued strikes like “FluffyMixer” when I put the 2 “Nightmare Night” videos of his together. It got over 5 MILLION views from what I remember!
And then there's the “My Little Human” comparison and contrast video to the actual “Ponylicious” videos. Fun fact, I never liked “Fergalicious.” And the count I got? OVER 14 MILLION VIEWS!
Even though they made a ton of money, I always hated these videos. What I WANTED was for my OWN videos to get that view count. But they never did. The highest view count of one of my own videos was 285,000 views and it made 200 dollars. (Copyright and demonetized for why the low number.) And even THAT video is bad!
I did at one point try a “Nintendo” method where they specifically make one type of content in order to promote content that would not normally get a lot of views. Like say a “Mario” game to promote something new and unheard of. But at least Nintendo has it ALL be their own content!
My “promotions” was taking the videos that weren't mine and putting end cards on them promoting my videos directly. Those with the cards got the most views. Those had the most views of my original content. From cards of videos that weren't mine.
When you make content, try your best to stay original. I know it's tempting to “steal” from others, especially if you get a lot of views and money. But it's not worth it in the end.
These got me over 10 THOUSAND dollars in 2017 alone! But by 2023, the views went far down and YouTube had more restrictions on Compilations, making me make less than 1 thousand dollars in 2023 alone.
2, Lily Orchard videos
The final 2 entries are on one specific person each that I made several videos on. 2 different people technically speaking. The first one is on Lily Orchard.
These weekends the most famous videos of mine that weren't Compilations of other people’s works. All together, I say they made 1 thousand dollars.
List of entries in chronological order:
Lily Orchard is Garbage and Here’s Why
Lily Orchard is STILL Garbage and Here’s Why
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Like the compilation videos, these videos always did well in numbers. I even went to conventions where people recognized me from these videos.
One of the things I don’t like that I did was mix the videos up where both her serious actions and opinions were discussed in the same manner. Honestly, when someone is “controversial” whatever opinions they have on fiction are not as important as real life. HEY! HEY ENTER! TAKE FUCKING NOTES! You know, despite Mr. Enter hating me, he copied me in this ideology by mixing my “serious” stuff with my opinions on fiction. Don’t do this. Ever. KP did that shit too.
This has nothing to do with anything. But the first video came out the same day as “Spiderverse.” And I used a clip of that movie in my video.
I should have done better research on the “accusations.” Uhh…my current take? People often state that I’m similar to Lily Orchard. We both are left leaning people, were both transgender at one point in our lives and we both worked for awful alt right leaning bronies that review animation. And like me dealing with false criminal accusations that are all lies, Lily too dealt with criminal accusations that are lies as well.
Lily Orchard is better than Mr. Enter. 5 years ago, I wouldn’t have said that. But now, I do stand by that statement. She’s also better than Joshscorcher. Another thing that makes me realize we’re in the weirdest timeline.
If there’s any person that I’m fine with “hating” me, it's Lily Orchard. I feel bad for her. She gets more hate than me. THAT'S IMPRESSIVE!
I know she hates me. But it was for “legit” reasons and not “made up” ones.
I enjoy her new content. Like I thought she did a good job on her “Ghibli” video. And there are other videos she made that I enjoy as well like on “Star Vs.” and “Turning Red.” I have the belief that people can change for the better. People that say that people don’t change are absolute scum. They are people that will go to hell for following that ideology. And who is the person that said that and believes it the most? Well, that’s what the number 1 entry is. That person is…
1, Mr. Enter
A lot of you guys were predicting that at least one video from Mr. Enter would be on this list. Whether it'd be from my channel or a video of his that I edited.
For him, there's Opposite Day that made me give him a creepy smile. There's See Me Feel Me Gnomey where I interrupt a legitimate seizure to play a Spongebob meme. There's Lights Out which was the laziest video I ever made.
There's the original DC Superhero Girls #Frenemies Ryanimation Review where I directly insult Enter's entire team and make them effigies using the DC Superhero Girls. And my original response to John where I open with a sketch.
It was hard to pick just one. And I knew that I was gonna have this problem with the best list as well. Certifiable Super Sitter was amazing because of how funny it was. My Gym Partner's a-Monkey had a lot of my own audience loving it. Samurai Jack had amazing editing with me learning a bunch of cool new tricks.
Then again, even some of the “bad” ones had good stuff. Opposite Day had good jokes. See Me Feel Me Gnomey was good if you ignore the beginning.
Narrowing it down to a single entry was hard. And rewatching them made me discover new things that I loved about my own reviews that I made or edited for John.
Unfortunately at the same time, it made me discover new things that I hated about my own reviews that I made or edited for John.
To spool the best list, I'm not putting any entry that I edited for John or any video that I talked about John in on my best list. Not even Certifiable Super Sitter is gonna make an honorable mention.
That's because…and this was extremely hard to admit, like even months of much deliberation and thinking it through, I decided to put them all at number 1 on the worst list.
Normally, I don’t make number 1 a tie on top lists. But this time, there’s no way around it.
List of entries in chronological order:
Growing Around Promotion
All 52 videos that I edited for Mr. Enter
5 Youtube stories that need to be told: Mr Enter, Mr Beast, Black Gryphon, Youtube Animators and Art [Technically in the middle of Enter’s videos but whatever]
Growing Around Reading [Also technically in the middle of Enter’s videos but whatever]
The Cartoon Community Tier List
DC Superhero Girls Review #Frenemies
Addressing My Abuse
Be Better Today Than Yesterday
Why I Won’t Review MLP G6
Why I Cancelled Cartoon Network 64 and Ducktales to Ducktales
Let’s be clear. This here was number 1 worst for 3 years. I have had that in my mind for that long. And it’s because of the man himself. A man I once trusted. And now look.
John needs to apologize to me. It’s not that hard to do. I know he said “I hate Ryan and always will.” And that he wants me to suffer. And that he calls me the worst person ever. And that he wants me to never have a career on the internet again. But…okay.
Johnathan Rozanski. You are the worst person on the planet earth. You will always be that way to me. And there is nothing that you can do to change that. You are the devil. I once called you the name Kyubey in the past. And that honestly still applies to you. Because you are still fucking up. GET SOME HELP! REAL HELP! Not the internet. Leave me alone. Forever. I repeat, I am going to REPEATEDLY say that I did nothing wrong until the end of time because it’s 100% true.
Remember, there’s this saying in life for a reason. If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all. If you ignore the 9 previous entries on this list, I really do love my videos and they are good videos. People love them. They laugh at them. They have a good time watching them. They learn from them.
I want to be clear. I have been physically assaulted by family, I have been sexually assaulted, I have had a police man point a gun at my forehead when I was a minor, I have had 2 people lie to me about them saying I did nothing to report to the police to me, I have dealt with an evil mother that’s more infantile than anyone that I have ever seen in my entire life. And yet you manage to be worse than all of them. Enjoy your “Permanent Razzie.”
There’s a reason why there’s art of you being hurt. What? Me? You didn’t hear this from me. Or me claim that I did it.
The things he has said over the years are unforgivable. “When I started my career reviewing ponies and SpongeBob, I never thought my life would have ended up like this.” What!? You mean committing slander towards me?! BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE FUCKING DOING NOW! “Ryan was never my friend.” Yeah and you were never a voice of reason.
It’s sad how far Mr. Enter has fallen. He was a guy in the 2010’s that said “People have been killed and killed others over false pedophilia accusations and by claiming that I’m a pedophile when I’m not can give me legal reasons to sue you.” And then now in the 2020’s he’s all like “RYAN IS A PEDOPHILE! AM I RIGHT!?” (Insert laugh track and fake applause here.)
It’s really sad how far Enter has fallen.
People still look up to this guy for some reason. I have no fucking idea how any human with a brain can donate 60 dollars to Mr. Enter on a stream to help “heal” from me. So like, would that money be mine if I sued John? Probably. Yeah. I don’t think anybody actually thought this whole “controversy” through. All of Enter’s supporters are brain dead morons. They’re nothing more than just a bunch of Karens.
To my surprise, I saw a “Reddit” post of someone that hated me, but they actually stated something that made me feel positive. I’m gonna not mention their name as it’s not important to this review. I can still live a normal non creator life. And honestly, I understand that. I only really make my reviews for myself and my close friends. I am already famous. I got over 10 million views and over 75 thousand subscribers. I did things I already wanted to do.
They also said that I need to move on from Enter. I’ll be honest, this review was made because there was a guy that I was in contact with talking about these things. Now that this is done, I want to NEVER hear Mr. Enter’s name again.
If I'm honest, I would forgive John if he apologized to me. Why? Because anyone realizing the error of their ways AND they aren’t FORCED to change tells me directly that they genuinely feel remorse. That to me is true forgiveness.
Hey. I want the war to end. I’m ready to put bygones be bygones. But I can’t without your help.
And sadly, considering that John said “Ryan was never my friend” and “I will never forgive Ryan,” it is clear he chose the path of hate. Unless this is like a Bobby Fulbright situation from “Ace Attorney” where the real Johnathan Rozanski was murdered and The Phantom took his place.
This is to everyone. John, Grace, Jordan, Ava, Crimson, Wes, everyone that hates me, I know exactly how you need to heal. You need to apologize for the error of your ways. Doing this will make your soul heal. In religion, this is where God forgives you. God wants us to be happy with each other. He doesn’t want us to do war.
In terms of people in recent years, I follow what Martin Luther King Junior taught us. We must fight violence with non violence. “Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.”
That’s why I don’t go out in the public online. Because it will create violence. That’s why I don’t sue. Because it will create violence.
Why don’t I trust John making these videos? I’LL TELL YOU WHY!
I don’t trust a man that told people DURING THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC to not wear masks!
I don’t trust a man who follows Brony Fandont’s ideology!
I don’t trust a man that thinks that Turning Red needed 9/11 mentions!
I don’t trust a man who claims that I’m a pedophile and abuser without evidence!
I don’t trust a man that believes that being raped is better than being accused of rape!
To all my haters, fuck you. I hope you all leave the internet forever. I am better than all of you forever. When you die, no one will care about you. When I die, people will care about me. I will never forgive any of you. This is me: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1LzAnBAczyT8ZWcLdO1gcec5BUe3X-1Ug/view?usp=sharing Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XDIlnou1Ns (34 seconds in.)
I’m glad to have finally written this list. If I’m honest, I have had this idea for 3 years now. Ever since I believe June 2023. I’ve had times on and off writing it. But usually someone else stopped me from making it. But now I pushed through to make it. There’s going to be a best list. No idea when. Not sure if it will even be this year. It all depends on my mood. For now, I have other things to focus on.
And that’s all. Thank you for reading this. I will say that my videos in 2025 and this year are much better than the ones above. Heck, only one video from last year made it on here and that was technically part of a compilation of other videos of mine that were from much longer in the past.
My recent “Ace Attorney” video, Simpsons “Star Wars” video, my April Fools video from this year, my anime and my childhood videos are some of my favorite videos ever. I really believe that my content is getting better and the people that see my videos in the present actually agree with me. And I also really enjoy my Cutie Remark Ryanimation Review. So what was your guy’s worst from me? Either way, thank you for reading this entirely. I finally feel much better…
10. Ducktales to Ducktales: Raw Toonage
Lost video, don't care. Apparently this was a short lived thing that spun off into the shows Bonkers and Schnookums and Meat
9. Ralph Breaks the Internet
This apparently had a strawman character and it sounds like Ryan liked the film. Never seen either so no thoughts.
8. Eddsworld
Lost video with a newer version. Apart from the fact he likely copied the idea from Enter, seems unremarkable.
7. Witches Campaign
Here we go. A predictable level of grousing about how it fell through, griping about the economy and his finances, some jabs at Grace and his other employees and how he paid them. Also something about how he tried to integrate it with his videos, which sounds like a ripoff of the storyline shit Linkara pulled. Note how there's no mention of the scam, though he does claim he refunded the money.
6. His old MLP videos
Apparently old and unremarkable. Also his comments on his militant attitude do line up with his former resentment towards Lily Orchard (more on that later).
5. Pixar Path
Acknowledges it was a ripoff of In a Minute and continues to paint Dashie as a mole.
4. Politics, Pedophilia, and LGBT stuff
Lord almighty the rambling. This is more or less the same as Enter shitting on his Covid videos. If that segment included Ryan's everlasting denial about Nekopan and some video about how Owl House had problems with its LGBT representation.
3. The video compilations
Eh.
2. Lily Orchard
I'm of the opinion that Ryan has bought into Lily's claims about her controversies fully. Her claiming Stockholm was written by someone else and that clip of her admitting it was a deepfake. Everything in her lengthy response video. Because there's a difference between acknowledging these videos are old and shite and bending the knee to Ms. Orchard/Call, and I would call this the latter.
1. Mr. Enter
His usual claims of Enter slandering him since 2021 paired with accusations of him being alt-right (which I would argue hasn't been the case for at least the past three years).
Thank fuck this isn't a video. Even reading how he writes is misery.
Lost video, don't care. Apparently this was a short lived thing that spun off into the shows Bonkers and Schnookums and Meat
9. Ralph Breaks the Internet
This apparently had a strawman character and it sounds like Ryan liked the film. Never seen either so no thoughts.
8. Eddsworld
Lost video with a newer version. Apart from the fact he likely copied the idea from Enter, seems unremarkable.
7. Witches Campaign
Here we go. A predictable level of grousing about how it fell through, griping about the economy and his finances, some jabs at Grace and his other employees and how he paid them. Also something about how he tried to integrate it with his videos, which sounds like a ripoff of the storyline shit Linkara pulled. Note how there's no mention of the scam, though he does claim he refunded the money.
6. His old MLP videos
Apparently old and unremarkable. Also his comments on his militant attitude do line up with his former resentment towards Lily Orchard (more on that later).
5. Pixar Path
Acknowledges it was a ripoff of In a Minute and continues to paint Dashie as a mole.
4. Politics, Pedophilia, and LGBT stuff
Lord almighty the rambling. This is more or less the same as Enter shitting on his Covid videos. If that segment included Ryan's everlasting denial about Nekopan and some video about how Owl House had problems with its LGBT representation.
3. The video compilations
Eh.
2. Lily Orchard
I'm of the opinion that Ryan has bought into Lily's claims about her controversies fully. Her claiming Stockholm was written by someone else and that clip of her admitting it was a deepfake. Everything in her lengthy response video. Because there's a difference between acknowledging these videos are old and shite and bending the knee to Ms. Orchard/Call, and I would call this the latter.
1. Mr. Enter
His usual claims of Enter slandering him since 2021 paired with accusations of him being alt-right (which I would argue hasn't been the case for at least the past three years).
Thank fuck this isn't a video. Even reading how he writes is misery.
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I'm just a tourist here, please forgive me if this has been said a million times before. It is uncanny how similar Ryan's sperging is to Chris.