The Moderator Drama Summarized

[King Kiwi]

Happy April fools Goonies

 

[flipwizardmagoo]

What the fuck does “as in literally horny” mean?

 

[Baraka Obama]

Fuck jannies

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Fuck jannies

You can’t afford me, honey

 

[I AM RETARDED!]

Why is this a featured thread?

April fools joke?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Can we have a Kiwi Black card for those of us who pay more and use it as a way to get into the super secret Kiwi VIP Lounge?

 

[narcissistic injury]

April fools?

 

[I'm Retarded?]

you'll take my goon when you pry my cock from my chapped, crusty hands. the kiwi underground gooning resistance lives on

 

[nym]

Thank you for this. I, for one, read it in its entirety, completely enraptured and found it profound and enlightening. I especially liked the part that .


[edit:]

.....
wait a minute, that random.txt in the upper-right doesn't feel random anymore

 

[JambledUpWords]

You can’t afford me, honey

You’d actually be getting paid though, unlike being a janny. If I were a janny, I’d want to at least be compensated with money for my favorite drinks for dealing with retards. Seems very much like a sucky deal getting no compensation. Janny powers by themselves really aren’t a selling point, in my opinion.

 

[Lokenstien]

I can't tell if people if people are playing along really well or absolutely retarded. Like did they not get to the youtube links?

Assuming that even half of the posters in a thread have actually read the OP is a grave mistake. One look at A&H and you even start to wonder if it's just divine coincidence that they string together semi-coherent sentences while being illiterate retards.

 

[Dumbchan]

Nice.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Wuh

 

[Moody Fallon]

bustin' makes me feel good

 

[CockPockets]

thank you microsoft sam
mods erping in dms could never happen haha. it would just be too crazy haha. haha

 

[Lord Xenu]

What the fuck does “as in literally horny” mean?

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

A blight upon the House of Janny. Much shame has been brought to us on this day.

 

[AltisticRight]

Fuck jannies

I do not consent.

 

[Double Taps]

I can save her.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

I find it very funny how similar of a template this OP is to the Catler summarization, what I don't find funny is null blowing up yet another PO box of mine with a improvised explosive. It was funny the first three times but I got shrapnel stuck dangerously close to my eye this year so I kindly ask you to stop
April fools