The Moderator Drama Summarized

[Lurker]

oh my god I can't believe catler & friends our respected jannies were actually coomers the entire time!

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

You either cum in the sink or sink in the cum.

 

[Chocola]

can someone dm me the gooning roleplay private messages?
i dont understand why mention it, and then just put a fuckin rickroll? this makes your post not credible

 

[Dick Mason]

Long before this event, ADHD was known to start extensive gooner erotic roleplay chains in private messages and inviting random users to them.

Can't people be evil in a normal way? Does no one just power trip anymore? Kids these days, always a kink with them.

I could never be a moderator anywhere. I'd turn into an authoritarian lolcow of a prick so fast.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

oh April you crazy day fool

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Do you have a template for these threads? This reads exactly like a modified Catler thread. And does that say ADHD & Null were ERPing together?

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Is their ever going to be a 101 on the mod drama from telegram during the DKF days?

 

[The Backwards Man]

mucho texto

 

[Privilege Power Hour]

I for one am very disappointed that I won't be seeing that steamy sexy erp from null

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

Virgin beauty parlor: weird sex shit.
Chad Gunt mod: Wife leaves him due to his dedication to the farms, Sam Losco keeps winning!

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

I read that shit and thought "what the fuck is a gooner, who the fuck is ADHD and thank fuck I don't understand what's going on".

The only important questions are; is ADHD hot, is she single and when are sticker notifications coming back?

To the mod who leaked the PMs and to all people who leak PMs; Kys, faggots.

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

I hate that I immediately recognized the fucking Catler drama copypasta from the first sentence.

 

[The Lawgiver]

I miss when the funnies were shit like turning the website into pizza or spinning shit around, though I also can't remember if those were specifically april 1st funnies.
err I mean uh...
:33 < oh no janny kun
:33 < i cannot pawsibly believe your furriend was a pedophile
:33 < and a gooner too whatever that means
X33 < thats so horrible!!!!!!!!
I'm fucking starved of quality funnies this year I'm gonna fucking snap one of these days

 

[Quandaries Sage]

Took me a bit too long to realize this was an April fools joke

I'm both gay and retarded

 

[why42]

No wonder the jannies do it for free.

 

[LanceHaver]

I feel bad that I actually read the entire OP. What a waste of my life

 

[AfroMegan]

Nuke the Salon 2024

 

[Yamamura]

I don't think I had ever seen this mod before, I am blessed to not see mods.

Every time I learn of a new mod it's like discovering a new Pokémon for me.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I need Cliffsnotes of the Cliffsnotes.

No way I’m reading all that shit.

 

[Mutthole]

The rare instances where she provides information, it is always secondhand, primarily reposts from the Ovarit website.

Thank you. This is all the information I needed to determine that she is a real woman and, therefore, I hate her.