🗑️ Trashfire The Lolcow Uprising - Baked Alaska, Ethan Ralph, and Nick Fuentes declare war on Jim/Metokur and other drama channels.

[Meat Target]

 

[cyansphere]

Until the lolcows become conscious of their being lolcowed, they will not uprise. The problem is, they've finally become conscious of their being lolcows.

 

[Black Simp Bellamy]

Until the lolcows become conscious of their being lolcowed, they will not uprise. The problem is, they've finally become conscious of their being lolcows.

Well that means we'll just have to do what any good farmer does when the cows start getting too antsy; Bring in the bulls.

 

[SpicSpeigel]

Ralph’s a felon who’s on the hook for child support, is loyal to absolutely nobody, and desperately needs money to support his wigger lifestyle. He’s the perfect informant.

That is my same train of thought.
The fact that he is in the middle of all of this.
Means he can collect information of a lot of people. Being in AF or alt-right. Other potential people of interest and even causing division and infighting in communities .
I know it's kinda ridiculous but I think it has a certain merit . Maybe that why he could go on probation after assaulting an officer. That could have been the point he strikes a deal or something.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Until the lolcows become conscious of their being lolcowed, they will not uprise. The problem is, they've finally become conscious of their being lolcows.

Cry havok and let loose the cows of war!

 

[Major Discord]

So was Coach the Franz Ferdinand who's death kicked off the lolcow war?

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

So was Coach the Franz Ferdinand who's death kicked off the lolcow war?

So we can look forward to an average band to be named after him in about 80 to 90 years?

 

[Atli]

Given that baked is undoubtedly a fed, does this mean the fbi has declared a war on us poor farmers? Has the CIA orchestrated an online color revolution against the undemocratic dictator Metokur?

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Catboys, all alone in the moonlight...

 

[Haramburger]

Thanks null for making this clusterfuck of a thread, even more of a clusterfuck

I too enjoy running onto the Senate floor during opening remarks to fart into the mic with a Big Brapper®

 

[Super Saiyan Hitler]

When I first heard about the Lolcow Uprising I was reminded of a somewhat obscure Boogie tweet from 2020.



"This lolcow gonna milk those assholes back for a change" is pure gold and I hope that this army of retards adopt it as their battlecry.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Snip

He became the Lone FatGunman. He was the start of the LolCow uprising - the progenitor if you will. he was warning us this whole time.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Don’t forget the Soviet Catbois

Am I being detained

 

[Cocksrus69]

Jesus Christ just suck each other’s dick already and come out of the closet.

Fucking God, I can see lolcow narnia is the hill they wish to die on instead of coming to terms with their cocksucking identity.

…All well! More retarded drama for our entertainment

 

[Kheapathic]

Reminder that Fuentes quit college because he had no friends on campus. He tried to argue why conservatism is superior to liberalism with every single person that interacted with him until the entire campus of Boston University just refused to interact with him.

Brother Dean of "You deserve to be raped" and "It's called free speech, faggot!" fame lasted longer than Nick. He even got a cute-homely girl to follow him.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

Listening to the catboy stream with flamenco and Nick from last night

Nick and even flamenco both really don’t get it. This is about more than technicalities. This is about the ethos of the movement. Back in 2018 everyone seemed to get it. We aren’t faggots. We can take a joke. We aren’t censors.

That’s mundane matt. That’s zoey Quinn. That’s them. Not us. We’re not soyboy faggots. We’re the cool people who have a sense of humor. We’re not Saturday night live or Anita sarkeesian.

The problem is the completely fraudulence and betrayal of the ethos. That’s something much deeper than the technicalities of any individual instance.

To the wider audience, if you betray the ethos you are worthless. And if you prance around flaming to be the leader of all of us and the one true voice of the ethos, while openly betraying it, you deserve to die.

And most importantly, the notion that this flagging from Ralph and AF is about slander is fucking retarded. It’s because they’re butthurt that they’re being made fun of, and it hurts their feelings. Yeah it hurts everyone’s feelings to be made fun of. That’s how Matt felt. But you’re better than that right? You don’t resort to flaggotry like Anita Sarkeesian because you’re the epic leader of the white race

people also hate the dmca shit because you can only use that card to bully small voices. anyone with a modicum of corporate backing is immune from it. also nick's reputation isn't trashed because people call him gay on a forum that is suppressed in google search results. they're just giant bitches lashing out where they can.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Has the CIA orchestrated an online color revolution against the undemocratic dictator Metokur?

It's time for Sweetie Squad to perform a special operation to de-incelify America First.

 

[Love Machine]

No matter who loses, we win.

 

[Near]

Best part is Nick staking his retarded movement on a guy who can flip on him if he just snorts coke the wrong way

 

[I glow in the dark]

Rising up, the retards are. Conquer we shall, conquer we must