The Locker Room: No Girls Allowed!!!

[Big Brutus]

The normalization of sodomy has eroded genuine platonic male friendships through paranoia of being perceived as a sodomite, stigmatize sodomy and platonic male intimacy will recover.

I'll sodomize your mom.

 

[taxisguy]

What are some Good ass liquor my niggas?

 

[Big Brutus]

What are some Good ass liquor my niggas?

Depends on what you're going for.

Best budget bourbon: Evan Williams
Best high-quality bourbon: Woodford Reserve
Best rum: Kraken
Best brandy: Paul Masson VS
Best mixer vodka: Everclear
Best rye whiskey: Jefferson's, specifically any of their Ocean variety

You can get a handle of Paul Masson VS for $20 here. It's amazing stuff, regardless of the price.

 

[taxisguy]

good taste

 

[Tablet County]

Only sex with a man is gay. The normalization of sodomy has eroded genuine platonic male friendships through paranoia of being perceived as a sodomite, stigmatize sodomy and platonic male intimacy will recover.

I dunno, sounds pretty gay to me, bro.

>alcohol
Yeah it's so manly to destroy your health and liver just because the drunk fags in your company pressure you into it so they could dryhump you while ye're both drunk

Hah! Lightweight.

 

[Big Brutus]

In light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by men...
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AND NOT FAGGOT-ASS CORNHOLING COCKSUCKERS LIKE MARRIED MY COUSIN, HE SHOULD FUCKIN' DIE!

You want compromise, how's this? Twenty years in the can I wanted manicott', but I compromised. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead.

 

[GeekUSA]

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You want compromise, how's this? Twenty years in the can I wanted manicott', but I compromised. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead.

47 years old, he was a fuckin' kid.

 

[THE SUPREME ORANGE]

alright i see some big juicy balls here no homo

let me get a feel on them big round balls here bros no homo

 

[56 others]

Modern pickup trucks make me want to kill myself.

3rd gen toyota tacoma is the most boring truck in existence.
New Rangers always seem to spin the fucking tires no latter what
Rams look cool but im not into blowing trannies, also knob shifter is fucking gay
Ford makes six gorilla models of the F-150 and changes the look every fucking year
Nissan isnt gonna exist next year

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

This isn't a real locker room thread until at least one gay rape happens in the shower (please not me not again).

 

[GeekUSA]

Brothas and fellas, please stand for the Locker Room Thread Anthem

 

[dick brain]

So fucking sick of hearing women bitch about hair removal when we're out here ironing our ballsacks every day.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

So fucking sick of hearing women bitch about hair removal when we're out here ironing our ballsacks every day.

Get a steamer instead of using a ballsack iron. Much faster.

 

[Core Theorist]

Get a steamer instead of using a ballsack iron. Much faster.

I dunno, last time I used a ballsack steamer it heated my balls so that they drooped all day and made everything uncomfortable. There's still something to be said about the traditional method and not being a little bitch about it.

 

[Tablet County]

This isn't a real locker room thread until at least one gay rape happens in the shower (please not me not again).

I'll show you who's the boss of this gym.

 

[Core Theorist]

I'll show you who's the boss of this gym.

Oh yeah? What, it's you, big man? You and what cock?