The Limerick Thread.

[Ginger Piglet]

I'll start us off.

There once was a man from Pitlochrie,
Who was fucking his girl in the rockery,
She said, "Now look here, you've come,
All over my bum,
This isn't a fuck, it's a mockery!"

Ay yi yi yiy,
In China they do it with chilli,
Sing me another verse, worse than the other verse,
and waltz me around by my Willy!

 

[ZehnBoat]

There once was a man named chris
who's love quest was a huge miss
the story's a bore
and now he's a whore
watermelon is taking the piss

 

[Ginger Piglet]

There once was a spud named Phil
Who was so smelly it made you ill
He thought it was groovier
To be a tranny named Ahuviya
and to punch his mother for thrills!

Ay yi yi yiy,
Your brother's in love with a gerbil.
Sing me another verse, worse than the other verse,
and waltz me around by my Willy!

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

There once was a lad named Ray
Who insisted that he wasn't gay
He phoned up a sped
screamed "SONIC IS DEAD"
and finished it with a "JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"

 

[ZehnBoat]

chris chan knew what to do
he called that snyder a jew
the mace and assault
it's not his fault
it was because his arms were blue

there were games that phil could not beat
chat holding his hands from his seat
all dark souls said
"game over YOURE DEAD"
then he finished by beating his meat

there once was a woman named Rapp
to children she would go fap
her followers libretto
"she can't be a pedo"
but they all need a good face slap

 

[Ginger Piglet]

There once was a whale called Slaton,
Each morning she would awaken,
And stuff her fat hole
With cakes, pies, dead moles
Abortions, lard, ham, and mouldy bacon.

Ay yi yi yiy,
Your brother he refills cream doughnuts.
Sing me another verse, worse than the other verse,
And waltz me around by my Willy!

 

[The Dude]

There once was a boy named Berkin,
Who was always jerkin' his gherkin.
His Dad yelled "Berkin, stop jerkin' yer gherkin! Yer gherkin's fer ferkin', not jerkin'!"

 

[ZehnBoat]

chris chan's life currently blows
via smithey that everyone knows
he earned chris chan's ire
by setting money on fire
non-conforming stockings and hose

 

[SP 199]

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Anna Johnson the famine you sow
Rid us not of the pain you know
Take a bite in true sorrow
Taste your debt the muscle not grow
To fall and break like glass is mercy's glow