The Lawsuit Against God - of course it's by a homeless nigger

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just read this article hardest I have laughed in a while

"State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God. He said God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused 'widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.'"

pretty sure this guy is just shitposting but holy hell is it funny, state senator btw
 
"The court itself acknowledges the existence of God,“ Chambers said Wednesday. "A consequence of that acknowledgment is a recognition of God’s omniscience.“

Therefore, Chambers said, "Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit.“
Yeah maybe Kiwi Farms can dominate local politics after all.
 
>38 year state senator crashing out and trying to sue God before being forced into retirement

Everyone who votes in the Boomers their parents voted in before them, turning legislatures into glorified retirement homes masquerading as our civil leadership, deserves the outcomes they get.
Garbage in, garbage out.
 
This is from 17 years ago, a decent chunk of the Farms' membership was barely potty trained when this happened.

That being said, in his defense a lawsuit against God is the entire plot of the Book of Job.
 

Ernest William Chambers (born July 10, 1937) is an American politician and civil rights activist who represented North Omaha's 11th District in the Nebraska State Legislature from 1971 to 2009 and again from 2013 to 2021. He could not run in 2020 due to term limits.

Chambers is the longest-serving state senator in Nebraska history, having represented North Omaha for 46 years. For most of his career, Chambers was the only nonwhite senator. He is the only African-American to have run for governor and the first to have run for the U.S. Senate in Nebraska history. For years he was the only openly atheist member of any state legislature in the United States.
This nigger might be cow material. Someone investigate.
 
I Googled hoping to find a fun new cow, and went on a very interesting journey.

First of all, the 'defendant without an address' was God, not Chambers, the defendant is the one who gets sued. Chambers himself is black, yes, but bravely challenges statistical norms by having a home AND job. He was the longest-serving state senator in Nebraska history and a local celebrity with a Wikipedia page.

He's a vocal atheist, too (apparently he was the only open atheist in state legislature until 2019? which is fucking crazy to me as a non-American) So yeah, it was a shitpost lawsuit meant to get thrown out. Seems like the first time he filed a religion-related lawsuit was a landmark case in 1980 where he objected to a taxpayer-funded mandatory prayer session before every session of legislature

This later lawsuit where he sued God for terrorism was making a point about how anyone can be sued, and the government has a duty even to lawsuits it deems 'frivolous' because 'the doors to the courthouse must be open to everyone'. Context is, a woman was suing a powerful Nebraska judge for mishandling her rape trial - banning her from using the word 'rape' in her testimony, because it was overly emotional (sorry for paraphrasing) The legal system was trying to protect their own by treating her case as ridiculous and unfounded. Hence the political theater, Chambers knows the law and can force them to admit and fulfil their obligations, the hoops they ACTUALLY have to jump through to declare a case lacks merit

He has a reputation as both very eccentric and outspoken about real government corruption (like COINTELPRO stuff?) Crazy, yeah, but more like a Marianne Williamson crazy than schizo homeless crazy. Less amusing, for sure. He did seem kinda crazy with how much he talked about government corruption, I guess. I wonder what kind of dark Nebraskan conspiracies he even believed in? And so I wondered, until Wikipedia hit me with the fucking Lolita Express plot twist:

According to The New York Times, unidentified people present at a closed meeting in 1988 reported that Chambers claimed he heard credible reports of "boys and girls, some of them from foster homes, who had been transported around the country by airplane to provide sexual favors, for which they were rewarded."
In 1992, former Nebraskan state senator John DeCamp released a book titled The Franklin Cover-up, alleging that the conspiracy theories about a sex trafficking ring were true, and that the investigations had covered up the abuse.
In 1993, a Yorkshire TV film crew traveled to North America to create a documentary about the allegations titled Conspiracy of Silence... The film was pulled from the network's release schedule before it could be aired

It's ironic, in a way... I started researching to find someone else's schizophrenia, and only ended up activating my own...
 
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Isnt this literally the plot of "God's not Dead 2" ? And everyone mocked it for how retarded it was?
 
I wonder what kind of dark Nebraskan conspiracies he even believed in? And so I wondered, until Wikipedia hit me with the fucking Lolita Express plot twist:
I watched Conspiracy of Silence, idk, a decade ago? The details didn't stick with me, other than that there was supposedly one or more people killed to protect the conspirators.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franklin_child_prostitution_ring_allegations (archive)



I guess it's pretty obscure since it all went down pre-WWW adoption, the allegations were dismissed, and now it's ancient history. Alisha Owen, who was imprisoned for perjury, is now the Associate Director of the "Epstein Justice" organization: https://epsteinjustice.com/our-team/ (archive) (ghost)

I would also include "Conspiracy of Silence" about The Franklin child prostitution ring.

Edit: If you want to read about it instead, Nick Bryant's The Franklin Scandal is good. John DeCamp's The Franklin Cover-Up is good too. DeCamp was the attorney for two the victims.
A documentary about a underlooked child prostitution sting that linked the Bushes and other politicians called "Conspiracy of Silence," since it was actually banned.
Go look into the Franklin coverup, there's a really good banned documentary on it called "conspiracy of silence". Also Nick Bryant, the same journalist who published Epstein's flight logs in 2012, has also been very adamant in his reporting on the topic since the 90s. A former Nebraska senator, John Decamp, also wrote a book on it called "The Franklin coverup" which I have yet to read because I'm forcing myself to finish Programmed To Kill.
 
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