The KiwiFarms User Bocket Twussy - Weird Dream Experience

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I just had a weird dream. I was on some kind of ferry boat on a river in Africa. Like the Nile or some shit or the Congo or some shit. There were a bunch of dead bodies floating in the water. And apparently there was some KiwiFarms user on the boat name Docket Twussy who had to send some kind of warning by shooting off a flare gun and shouting “Docket Twussy” into a UHF radio once every 15 seconds. As for how I knew he was on this forum, I have no clue. But I knew he used the Farms, and for some reason Null had made a feature that was just titled “Docket Twussy”. The dead Africans were all bloated and their eyes looked creepy as fuck. Drowned people get all distorted when they bloat and there were so many dead bodies that they started to get dragged by the boat somehow. I think maybe the boat was dragging a net?
And eventually so many of them got caught in the neck that the boat got dragged down or capsized. Docket Twussy still had the microphone for his radio and he kept yelling “Docket Twussy” with increased urgency. We swam into the warm water and then clung to the side of the ferry. Bocket Twussy kept yelling as we treaded water. I tread water until I got tired, then I was jolted awake, dead Africans floating by, staring at me with their creepy bloated eyes.

I was disoriented when I first woke up. I checked to see if Docket Twussy was a real person. He is not.

I think I am getting the flu. That may have just been a fever dream. Anyways I’m going back to bed.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Welcome to the Congo Free State.

 

[Don Yagon]

I mistread the title and though it's gonna be the thread where we share and discuss our pocket pussies.

 

[Tablet County]

Just reading the title I though Bocket Twussy was some corrupted version of Rocket League.
How long until somebody takes the name Bocket Twussy for realsies now?

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Someone could make an account named Bocket Twussy and really mess with OP

also that dream is hilarious. I have had some before that were so funny I laughed myself awake. I just wish I could remember them with the same detail you do.

Edit: I am almost certain you listened to someone with a speech impediment say “pocket pussy” before going to bed.