The Kiwi Farms userscripts - AKA Autistically fixing the reaction system that Null broke

[XYZpdq Jr.]

A lesson that needs to be taken from this:
Do NOT take caffeine pills.

no way, they're way more efficient than coffee

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Or just live under the bear's rules or leave the woods?

I can wish the bear wasn't such a fucking misanthropic cunt.

 

[Local Fed]

This is just like in 1984, when Reagan also disabled the ability to view reaction scores.

 

[Well Intentioned]

Quick update already, it now displays your total reactions as well:
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If this was a trolling op, nice job.

If this was an authentic effort, fuck off back to reddit.

 

[Adamska]

I was wondering why the page broke.

Good job idiots, there was no reason to actually need the proper numbers and now via bragging about your need for Reddit tier karma and how smart you are by making scripts to force it in public you now completely lose the potential funny of seeing retards revenge rate you back.

 

[The Crack Spiders Bitch]

Wasn't this you just a few moments ago?

Nigger, it's called making a joke and it's not that deep.
You're so angey that your updootles got taken away that you can't appreciate a joke about Null being a Pajeet code monkey?
Jesus Christ.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

A lesson that needs to be taken from this:
Do NOT take caffeine pills.

no way, they're way more efficient than coffee

Caffeinated chewing gum is superior .

 

[whatever I feel like]

Removing them entirely would break the highlights feature which users rely on.

Noone relies on the highlights feature, which is irredeemably broken anyway and just grabs random shit.

 

[lol cow supreme]

 

[Jerry1337]

Nigger, it's called making a joke and it's not that deep.

ERM... IT'S CALLED A "MEME", YOU DIP!

 

[not william stenchever]

I am the nigger that ultimately moved Josh to go "fuck stickerfags, let them burn" last go around because I told him I liked to use the reaction notifications to go back to old posts I'd made when they got new reactions. So it gives me an interesting perspective on someone deciding "I will make a sticker script that will LITERALLY DDOS THE FUCKING SITE AND POST ABOUT IT" because what I did was 1/1000th the retardation of what you did to antagonize the slobbermutt.

Edit: Null if you want engagement, but don't want to let people use Reactions Received, MAKE IT SO NEW POSTS DOESN'T BREAK AT MINIMUM TWICE DAILY

 

[TV's Adam West]

I FUCKING CALLED THIS
I FUCKING CALLED IT

Even better, ban him from the site, not just the thread. It'll cause Null to get yelled at and that's always funny. Last time he got shitty, he took away reaction scores.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Was it worth it, OP?

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

lol

lmao, even

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

tbh there's also a "how the fuck stupid are you" of "I'll just install the random script for the farms because trust me bro"

 

[HackerX]

Noone relies on the highlights feature, which is irredeemably broken anyway and just grabs random shit.

Nigga that's BS. Yeah, it might be random and uses some weird metric to highlight posts, but I use the fuck out of it when scrolling through threads.

 

[The Crack Spiders Bitch]

ERM... IT'S CALLED A "MEME", YOU DIP!

I have read your input and voted accordingly:

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

tbh there's also a "how the fuck stupid are you" of "I'll just install the random script for the farms because trust me bro"

You don't audit the code first?

 

[MaleLonelinessEpidemic]

Why are some people so obsessed with stickers? I find it very freeing that I can inflict my retarded opinions on others and then close the tab, making me impervious to disagreement, criticism, or facts I don't care about. Very based when you think about it.

 

[gagabobo1997]

Was it worth it, OP?

Not at all. I thought that worst case Null would just (rightfully) call me a retard.