The Kiwi Farms Comedy Club - "Women aren't funny." - The Joker

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Patrick Bait-man

Patrick Bait-man

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12 de Dic, 2022
Welcome to the Kiwi Farms Comedy Club, I'm your host @Patrick Bait-man.

First joke of the day: Why did the troon drop dead during the marathon? He was 41% towards the finish line.

The Rules​

Funny Joke = Like :like:
Unfunny Joke = Dislike :dislike:
Hilarious Joke = Winner :winner:

*If you don't have a joke to tell us, give us one of your finest shitposts instead.
 
Última edición:
Fuck your comedy club I'm going to ruin and shit all over it.

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Ok, so there are these three mountain climbers. They have scaled K2, Everest, etc, but noone has ever scaled Mt. Foo and lived. They have done it all so they are going to own Mt. Foo no worries. The thing about Mt. Foo is that it is the only habitat of the endangered Foo Bird. The Foo Bird is a gigantic ass bird. Think tetradactyl levels of big. Are our lads worried? Hell no! We're doing this. Aight. So these mad lads start up the mountain. It is a tall mountain and noone has bothered to to make a trail to the top of this mountain of death so it takes them some time. On the third day they finally find a nice narrow ledge to set up camp near the middle ways point. This will be a good resting point before they spend more 16 hour days trudging their way to the top. The trio set up camp with pup tents and all and find some wood for a nice little camp fire. We are still below the tree line at this point. While the three are sitting around having a rest and discussing the adventure before them them the hear a loud CAAAAW. WTF is that. CAAAAW. All of a sudden a fucking huge bird as big a 747 swoops down! CAAAAW! It's the Foo Bird! It circles around a few times and then happens to take a huge fucking shit.... right on our adventurers. It takes it's huge shit and flys on away presumably back to it's nest. Our mountain climbers are now shoulder deep in Foo shit. One of our adventurers just immediately looses his own shit. He panics and starts writhing about. He finally gets free of the Foo shit but the Foo shit is as slippery as owl snot. Did I mention that this was a narrow ledge? Yeah, in his panic he slips off of the ledge to his doom. Our two remaining adventurers aren't idiots. They aren't about to copy him. They sit and wait. They wait and they wait. Hol up! Why the fuck are we just waiting to die here thinks the second guy. It has been two days already and I'm hungry and I'm about to die of thirst. I can carefully work my way ou..... nope. He carefully finds a slick spot in the Foo shit and falls off the ledge to his doom also. We are left with one. My dude is bad off. A week rolls around and he has had nothing to eat or drink. He is at death's door. At this point his life is pure delirium. Just when he is about to close his eyes and welcome death, he hears something. It sounds like a creaking cracking sound maybe? The creaking and cracking continues until the shit he as been buried in thus far fractures freeing him. Feeble as he may be at this point he is able to climb back down the mountain to receive medical attention. It was just barely, but he lived to tell the tale and the moral of this story. If the Foo shits, wear it.
 
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Q: What's the difference between a 40 pound bag of cocaine and a 4 1/2 year old boy?

Eric Clapton would NEVER let a 40 pound bag of cocaine fall out of a 49-story window.
 
You’re gay and that’s not okay but don’t feel gray so long as you pray that it one day all may go away.
 
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What did the boy say to the funny boy who told a joke?
Ho ho, hee hee, that is very fun for me
 
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