The Julays 2023: Pre-Show Discussion - Who should be nominated? How should voting change?

While i agree that Rekieta Freefall is impressive i've got to give it to Pat for his life work. He got fucking ROBBED by keffals last year, kinda like his relative got robbed of 40k $ to pay Quasi. It would be a pinnacle to a superb and constant year. Furthermore, Rekieta rants ressemble more and more Pat's, including felony stalking, demonstrating his supremacy

The stinkditch is the most contested imo. Between thwomp face, Tony and Goonclown. Furthermore, why isn't Dave Muscato not on the nominees list? I know his suuing the evil Dr Muscato is relatively recent but he's still been a fucking hilarious balding middle aged faggot all year.

BlueFolf i felt was pretty benign until the lawsuit grift and especially the shit eating. I hope he is sprayed and neutered if the farm upstate is not avalaible.

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I would nominate Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack as a contender for Best Main Forum Lolcow.

Unless of course we want to wait until next year to nominate him for Best put out to pasture, which given his diet choices is looking like an ever increasingly likely outcome.
 
Lolcow of the Year - Nick Rekieta
Best Main Forum Lolcow - Daniel Larson
Queen of the Beauty Parlor - Allea Martin
Best Animal Control Lolcow - Bluefolf
Breaker of Scales - Chantal
Internet Famous/Grift Wars - Can't decide, a toss up between Dream, JF, and Hasan. JF for his love of slicing potatoes, Dream because he's an egomaniac who still can't handle fame, and Hasan for his consistent tard rage moments.
Best Stinkditch Lolcow - Goonclown (When a cow is so bad that you need to drink liquor, that's an insta-win by default)
Fresh Meat - BossmanJack (Good to have a lolcow that's just funny)
Best Put to Pasture - Audrey Hale
 
Ok, if you think someone other than BOSSMANJACK is lolcow of the year you are sektur brain rotted or just plain delusional.
DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE!!!!
 
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