The "Is Kat Pregnant" speculation thread - MichaelScottShoutingNo.GIF

[MoonRocker]

She’s not pregnant. Otherwise we’d see a lot more impromptu stream cancellations and shuffling around of the schedule for all the accommodating he’d have to do to take Khet to the doctor and take care of a pregnant wife.

Phil is whipped AF. There’s no way he wouldn’t fold like fucking laundry to any demands his ugly, pregnant wife would make the moment she’d usher the word “Philliam.”

What’s more interesting (but disgusting) to me are the details of Phil’s sex life. Given Khet’s reluctance to even give him a peck on the cheek during their live streaming session, I assume it’s nonexistent.

A guy who’s getting laid on the regular is nowhere near as salty as Phil. When I get laid, I’m in a good fucking mood for the most part. Phil is always a salty cunt who acts like he’s never gotten a good blowjob in his life.

Khet is not pregnant.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Phil is whipped AF.

This. Easy enough to break it down:

Leanna really wanted to get married. Phil bought her a random etsy ring with no real emotional investment to going through with it. Leanna leaves. So he makes sure he weds his next filly to stop history repeating.

Leanna really wanted a cat. Phil didn't, put his gout-ridden foot down and got two hamsters instead. Leanna leaves. So he makes sure his next filly gets any pet she wants (oh hey, a cat for Kat) to stop history repeating.

What else did Leanna really want but not get?

 

[Overcast]

This. Easy enough to break it down:

Leanna really wanted to get married. Phil bought her a random etsy ring with no real emotional investment to going through with it. Leanna leaves. So he makes sure he weds his next filly to stop history repeating.

Leanna really wanted a cat. Phil didn't, put his gout-ridden foot down and got two hamsters instead. Leanna leaves. So he makes sure his next filly gets any pet she wants (oh hey, a cat for Kat) to stop history repeating.

What else did Leanna really want but not get?

A loving boyfriend? (Before she left I mean)

 

[Prince Lotor]

Tinfoil hat time.

I really do think Kat is pregnant now. I chose to believe him before, but now that he is actively lying about every aspect of his personal life, I would not be surprised to find out in a few months that they had a baby.

Beyond the fact that we have not seen a picture of her since the wedding photos, he's been using very specific wording lately, like "muh family" instead of "muh wife". He could just be talking about the damn cat, but I find it suspicious. Now he's tweeting about vaccinations and people being "irresponsible parents". It would also be another way he manipulates Kat and keeps her with him indefinitely.

Easy way to test your theory: Ask Phil if he and Kathy share litter-box cleaning duties. Make up some shit about how it was always your job as a kid even though the cat wasn't even yours. If not that's a point towards The SoulMaid is now pregnant.

 

[I wanna Cum Daddy]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say you have never had a child and are still fairly young. Am I right? Because having a kid at any age is absolutely a big deal. Having one at 37 would be even worse.

A bit of powerleveling but this is to prove my point. I got married at age 20 and we were pregnant 3 months later. We had full time jobs. When the baby came our routines changed forever. Kiss your sleep goodbye, your "me" time, your "staycations" and chill together moments all gone except for the rare times you get a sitter. It's like adding a part time job to both of you and the mental and physical stress can get overwhelming at times.

It eases up a bit when they get old enough to go to school and fend for themselves on a lot of things. But then you have picking them up and dropping them off at school, any sports they pick up, birthday parties, homework, etc. They almost always require attention.

Don't even get me started on the teenage years. Phil would be in his 50s, no way he wouldn't put a bullet in his head if he even lasts this long.

Honestly having a kid who is a toddler or above wouldn't be so bad, as long as he is my son biologically and grows up to like the stuff I do and think like me

With my luck though he would grow up to be a retard and a tranny

 

[Iron Hamster]

She’s not pregnant. Otherwise we’d see a lot more impromptu stream cancellations and shuffling around of the schedule for all the accommodating he’d have to do to take Khet to the doctor and take care of a pregnant wife.

Phil is whipped AF. There’s no way he wouldn’t fold like fucking laundry to any demands his ugly, pregnant wife would make the moment she’d usher the word “Philliam.”

What’s more interesting (but disgusting) to me are the details of Phil’s sex life. Given Khet’s reluctance to even give him a peck on the cheek during their live streaming session, I assume it’s nonexistent.

A guy who’s getting laid on the regular is nowhere near as salty as Phil. When I get laid, I’m in a good fucking mood for the most part. Phil is always a salty cunt who acts like he’s never gotten a good blowjob in his life.

Khet is not pregnant.

Given his recent revelation - and this might be why he did it - the topic should be is the cat pregnant?

 

[1234567890abc]

Wasn’t Phil’s high school a Catholic private school? This would imply a Catholic upbringing. Kat is from upper Michigan (not the UP). I lived up in that area for a few years. Again there is a large Catholic population in that area. Catholics are forbidden to use condoms, let alone abortion clinic services. This would also explain the almost-shotgun wedding back in CT. You remember, the one where Phil’s mom was holding this sign...
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You don't suggest DSP goes to fucking church of all things? That man would set ablaze if he ever stepped foot onto holy ground with the amount of slime and sleaze that just drips of his body.

 

[Schmeckel]

What else did Leanna really want but not get?

Laid.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I have huge doubts she would bare a baby. Looking at these two, Phil would say ABORT ABORT faster than he rage quits and Khet will agree in a heartbeat.

 

[Schmeckel]

I have huge doubts she would bare a baby. Looking at these two, Phil would say ABORT ABORT faster than he rage quits and Khet will agree in a heartbeat.

A chargeback he'd actually win for a change.

 

[harbinger]

Phil mentioned he has to take a day off in the first week of September for “personal reasons”.

 

[actually]

Phil mentioned he has to take a day off in the first week of September for “personal reasons”.

Anybody remember when Kat's birthday is?

 

[MarineN*423543]

how old is she anyways?, she could pass as his mom

 

[harbinger]

Anybody remember when Kat's birthday is?

6 September (according to the marriage license)

But I believe he also mentioned taking her birthday off as well, making it two separate dates.

how old is she anyways?, she could pass as his mom

She turns 29 this year.

 

[Slimy Time]

Pretty sure he's not fucking her. If he apparently didn't bang his ex, why would he bang a horse? The way he talks about her and the way he interacts with her really makes it seem like a room mate/maid than his wife.

 

[actually]

6 September (according to the marriage license)

But I believe he also mentioned taking her birthday off as well, making it two separate dates.

That's why I asked. "A day off in the first week of September" could be Friday, Sept. 6th, which is her birthday. He will also presumably take off his usual Monday, which would be the 2nd. That's a relief.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

That's why I asked. "A day off in the first week of September" could be Friday, Sept. 6th, which is her birthday. He will also presumably take off his usual Monday, which would be the 2nd. That's a relief.

I believe the personal reasons were taking his night stream off the day before her birthday. He's also taking Labor Day off(2nd sept)

Now what could these personal reasons he would have to keep secret for taking his evening stream off?

 

[actually]

I believe the personal reasons were taking his night stream off the day before her birthday. He's also taking Labor Day off(2nd sept)

Now what could these personal reasons he would have to keep secret for taking his evening stream off?

LOL. Sounds like Kat has to work on her birthday, so he's going to drop the big bucks on dinner the night before. Look out for some hard begging that week in the guise of "MUH BILLS". Cause a dinner bill counts, right?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

LOL. Sounds like Kat has to work on her birthday, so he's going to drop the big bucks on dinner the night before. Look out for some hard begging that week in the guise of "MUH BILLS". Cause a dinner bill counts, right?

I'd also say to keep a good eye on his facial hair since he only shaves on his days he goes out.

 

[Comma]

Phil mentioned he has to take a day off in the first week of September for “personal reasons”.

He said it has something to do with "stuff going on with our condo here", and he won't be doing a night stream that day. I'm guessing it's nothing particularly interesting, like a meeting with the HOA (homeowner association) or some shit.