The infamous Gaston Grope video - let's do an analysis

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

Guy must be in America First.

When I was a lad I sucked four dozen men
ev'ry morning just to help them get hard

If a guy can't grab a princess's chest then a woman shouldn't be able to grab Gaston's chest either.

I wonder if Disney would prosecute for that or if they'd just kick you out. They'd probably want to avoid the publicity. The real question is, which one to grope? Snow White is said to be the fairest but Jasmine walks around in that slutty harem outfit. You only get one chance...

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Apparently the Jasmine actresses have had it the worst because of the pervs.

I remember Megara from Hercules was around a lot when the film came out but allegedly she was retired because of the men.

 

[ManInTheBlarms]

What kind of tard gropes characters at Disneyland? Sounds like an easy way to throw away the hundreds of dollars it costs to get in there. Also, the dude's totally breaking character, Gaston would've fucked her face on the spot.