The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

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So this is going to sound like a bullshit "then everyone on the bus stood up and clapped" or "...and that man was Albert Einstein" story, but I'm telling you it happened to me the other day. You can believe me, or you can believe I'm full of dung, I don't really care either way. As long as you get a kick out of it like I did, that's all that matters to me.

So I'm driving down the street to run an errand. My phone rings and the caller ID has a local area code, but no name or business attached. Normally I don't answer unless I recognize the name or business, but something compelled me to answer anyways.

I pick up and say "Hello?"

On the other end is someone who is clearly a Poop Locust: "Yes saar, hello, and a good day to you. Am I speaking to Mistaar Dude?"

Me: "What is this in regards to?" I never confirm my name or any information to cold callers.

Pajeet: "Yes saar, good day, this is Ajay calling you from the Automo-..."

Me: "Curse Vishnu."

Pajeet sits stunned for a few beats and then says: "I sorry saar? What is it you are saying to me?"

Me: "What, did I stutter? Do you not understand basic English? I said 'curse Vishnu'. And curse Ganesh, too."

Pajeet sits stunned for a couple beats more: "S-s-SAAR! THAT IS RACIST! That is racist, what you are saying to me! YOU ARE BEING RACIST, SAAR! There is no need for you to being racist to me, saar!"

Me: "OK...and?"

Pajeet: "YOU ARE BLOODY RACIST, SAAR! YOU ARE BLOODY RACIST!"

Me: "And you are a benchod dalit scammer bothering decent people on the phone, so I don't give a shit what you think."

Pajeet: "GAHH! Y-YOU BLOODY-"

And I hung up on him, so I don't know what kind of bloody I am.

Next time you get a cold/scam/spam caller, maybe pick up and see if it's a Turd Golem that you can fuck with.
 
The Dude dijo:
So this is going to sound like a bullshit "then everyone on the bus stood up and clapped" or "...and that man was Albert Einstein" story, but I'm telling you it happened to me the other day. You can believe me, or you can believe I'm full of dung, I don't really care either way. As long as you get a kick out of it like I did, that's all that matters to me.

So I'm driving down the street to run an errand. My phone rings and the caller ID has a local area code, but no name or business attached. Normally I don't answer unless I recognize the name or business, but something compelled me to answer anyways.

I pick up and say "Hello?"

On the other end is someone who is clearly a Poop Locust: "Yes saar, hello, and a good day to you. Am I speaking to Mistaar Dude?"

Me: "What is this in regards to?" I never confirm my name or any information to cold callers.

Pajeet: "Yes saar, good day, this is Ajay calling you from the Automo-..."

Me: "Curse Vishnu."

Pajeet sits stunned for a few beats and then says: "I sorry saar? What is it you are saying to me?"

Me: "What, did I stutter? Do you not understand basic English? I said 'curse Vishnu'. And curse Ganesh, too."

Pajeet sits stunned for a couple beats more: "S-s-SAAR! THAT IS RACIST! That is racist, what you are saying to me! YOU ARE BEING RACIST, SAAR! There is no need for you to being racist to me, saar!"

Me: "OK...and?"

Pajeet: "YOU ARE BLOODY RACIST, SAAR! YOU ARE BLOODY RACIST!"

Me: "And you are a benchod dalit scammer bothering decent people on the phone, so I don't give a shit what you think."

Pajeet: "GAHH! Y-YOU BLOODY-"

And I hung up on him, so I don't know what kind of bloody I am.

Next time you get a cold/scam/spam caller, maybe pick up and see if it's a Turd Golem that you can fuck with.
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good old CURSE VISHNU always gets them
 
The Dude dijo:
So this is going to sound like a bullshit "then everyone on the bus stood up and clapped" or "...and that man was Albert Einstein" story, but I'm telling you it happened to me the other day. You can believe me, or you can believe I'm full of dung, I don't really care either way. As long as you get a kick out of it like I did, that's all that matters to me.

So I'm driving down the street to run an errand. My phone rings and the caller ID has a local area code, but no name or business attached. Normally I don't answer unless I recognize the name or business, but something compelled me to answer anyways.

I pick up and say "Hello?"

On the other end is someone who is clearly a Poop Locust: "Yes saar, hello, and a good day to you. Am I speaking to Mistaar Dude?"

Me: "What is this in regards to?" I never confirm my name or any information to cold callers.

Pajeet: "Yes saar, good day, this is Ajay calling you from the Automo-..."

Me: "Curse Vishnu."

Pajeet sits stunned for a few beats and then says: "I sorry saar? What is it you are saying to me?"

Me: "What, did I stutter? Do you not understand basic English? I said 'curse Vishnu'. And curse Ganesh, too."

Pajeet sits stunned for a couple beats more: "S-s-SAAR! THAT IS RACIST! That is racist, what you are saying to me! YOU ARE BEING RACIST, SAAR! There is no need for you to being racist to me, saar!"

Me: "OK...and?"

Pajeet: "YOU ARE BLOODY RACIST, SAAR! YOU ARE BLOODY RACIST!"

Me: "And you are a benchod dalit scammer bothering decent people on the phone, so I don't give a shit what you think."

Pajeet: "GAHH! Y-YOU BLOODY-"

And I hung up on him, so I don't know what kind of bloody I am.

Next time you get a cold/scam/spam caller, maybe pick up and see if it's a Turd Golem that you can fuck with.
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i hope i can have a similar experience to see if "curse vishnu" is like using cheat codes irl
 
Tom Peters dijo:
So whenever I come across a pajeet owned restaurant I always report it to my local health inspector for violations of food safety. Indian's don't have the mental capacity to obey food safety rules so they always get shut down.
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Goddamn several new articles popped up today about Indian restaurants getting shutdown for horrifying violations. But I forgot to mention that convenience stores that serve food can also get shutdown for healthcode violations as a Florida Jeet-run store just found out.

Indian health code violations 1.jpeg
These Jeets didn't even have a working sink in their restaurant.

Indian health code violations 2.jpeg
Ireland is waking up. Good for them. The article mentioned that the violations they found were so sever it was necessary to do an emergency shutdown.

Indian health code violations 3.jpeg
This is the convenience store that got shutdown, after numerous warnings to get their shit together. Thats right, they found rodents in previous inspections and gave these Jeetards a chance to clean up their act. Guess what happened?

Stop Use Orders were dropped on open food processing, the hot foods case, the hot food rollers, the three-compartment sink, frozen soda dispenser, coffee bar, soda machine and cold coffee machine. Also, the inspection included this warning:

"If evidence of pest infestations is observed on next inspection, a Stop Use Order will be issued on all receiving areas of the establishment and the establishment will no longer be allowed to receive additional food items..."

And, so it was Wednesday, after O'Neill saw a "dead rodent in a trap under the three-compartment sink in the backroom" and "fresh rodent droppings count in cabinets under various fountain drink dispensers and the coffee bar."

-->NEVER EAT JEETSLOP<--
 
Let's not forget about Pakistan as well because those ratfucks are a core reason we spent 2 decades in Afghanistan accomplishing fuck all. The fact they gave safe harbor to the Taliban to the point their camps were near military bases almost all the time is all you need to know about them. This retarded logic of using Insurgents as some vital military policy has at least lead them to suffer attack from the PKA so perhaps not all is bad.
 
Kyria the Great dijo:
Let's not forget about Pakistan as well because those ratfucks are a core reason we spent 2 decades in Afghanistan accomplishing fuck all. The fact they gave safe harbor to the Taliban to the point their camps were near military bases almost all the time is all you need to know about them. This retarded logic of using Insurgents as some vital military policy has at least lead them to suffer attack from the PKA so perhaps not all is bad.
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They are the same retarded subhumans as pajeets. Pakijeets aren't all that different.
 
Kyria the Great dijo:
Let's not forget about Pakistan as well because those ratfucks are a core reason we spent 2 decades in Afghanistan accomplishing fuck all. The fact they gave safe harbor to the Taliban to the point their camps were near military bases almost all the time is all you need to know about them. This retarded logic of using Insurgents as some vital military policy has at least lead them to suffer attack from the PKA so perhaps not all is bad.
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If you pay attention to this thread, you'll find the consensus that Pakis and Turd Locusts are all the same. Absolutely no difference. A Pajeet, is a Pajeet, is a Pajeet, whether Paki, Sikh, Hindu, or other.
 
Kyria the Great dijo:
Imagine if the Subcontinent got invaded by Oni, it might be an upgrade though I'd feel bad for the man-eaters getting sick from eating such unclean prey.
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I can see their reaction being like Trevor's.


The Jeet may be awful to eat but their bodies can still be used to make gunpowder and fertilize the fields.
 
Guys, don't eat the 'jeet. Just don't. There's plenty of edible food, and once we get rid of them then we won't ever have to worry about famine ever again. Two billion less worthless eaters means a LOT more food for actual humans who actually matter.
 
ZazietheBeast dijo:
And seeing that Buddhism is essentially a rejection of Hinduism, the 'ideal' form of the Jeet is something to be loathed and feared.
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Seems like somewhat of a pattern, since in Zoroastrianism, the daevas are evil spirits to be reviled, while they're worshipped as the "devas" in India, while the Canaanite pantheon has charming members like Ba'al or Moloch, which are denounced as false gods in the Bible.

MrJokerRager dijo:
They defeated the Portuguese in the 1970s to conquer.....

Goa.

Edit: it would be like France invading Luxembourg because its tiny and there on the border.

That was the jeet rationale in a nutshell to annex it.
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Reminds me of an anecdote from 1950 (if I remember the year correctly) where Stalin was meeting with an Indian diplomat. Stalin pointed at a spot on the map and asked "what's this part of India?" and the diplomat answered, "That's not part of India, that's the independent country of Sri Lanka." Stalin asked "why?", because he couldn't fathom being complacent enough to leave such a tiny country sitting independently right next to one's own homeland.
 
Tom Peters dijo:
Goddamn several new articles popped up today about Indian restaurants getting shutdown for horrifying violations. But I forgot to mention that convenience stores that serve food can also get shutdown for healthcode violations as a Florida Jeet-run store just found out.

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These Jeets didn't even have a working sink in their restaurant.

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Ireland is waking up. Good for them. The article mentioned that the violations they found were so sever it was necessary to do an emergency shutdown.

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This is the convenience store that got shutdown, after numerous warnings to get their shit together. Thats right, they found rodents in previous inspections and gave these Jeetards a chance to clean up their act. Guess what happened?

Stop Use Orders were dropped on open food processing, the hot foods case, the hot food rollers, the three-compartment sink, frozen soda dispenser, coffee bar, soda machine and cold coffee machine. Also, the inspection included this warning:

"If evidence of pest infestations is observed on next inspection, a Stop Use Order will be issued on all receiving areas of the establishment and the establishment will no longer be allowed to receive additional food items..."

And, so it was Wednesday, after O'Neill saw a "dead rodent in a trap under the three-compartment sink in the backroom" and "fresh rodent droppings count in cabinets under various fountain drink dispensers and the coffee bar."

-->NEVER EAT JEETSLOP<--
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This public service announcement has been paid for and endorsed by the Soprano crime family.


I love posting this every time jeet restaurants come up.
 
The Dude dijo:
Next time you get a cold/scam/spam caller, maybe pick up and see if it's a Turd Golem that you can fuck with.
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My favorite one is to be. Tend to be one of the Indian minority groups that they violently oppress. Anytime Indians bitch about racism, remind them that there's about. Thirty different ethnic minorities who were also. Living in their countries who want nothing to do with them. Fun fact, most of these minorities. Don't practice public defecation like Indians.
Actually one of these ethnic groups. Or actually descendants of Alexander the Great 's. Soldiers.
 
Radola Gajda dijo:
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German guy experiences existential crisis during his visit to India
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India is really the hard-counter to the eco retardation globohomo is forcing on everyone. Its important to care for the Earth because it affects the quality of life of everyone especially the animals. But these shit-locusts will just pollute to a level that makes your effort for naught.

And the people on top are bringing these awful animals onto the rest of the world. We live in an IRL Captain Planet episode except the elites are not only conducting heavy pollution, they're importing people who just love pollution to displace the natives that actually care about the environment.
 
Sargon's wife's son dijo:
My favorite one is to be. Tend to be one of the Indian minority groups that they violently oppress. Anytime Indians bitch about racism, remind them that there's about. Thirty different ethnic minorities who were also. Living in their countries who want nothing to do with them. Fun fact, most of these minorities. Don't practice public defecation like Indians.
Actually one of these ethnic groups. Or actually descendants of Alexander the Great 's. Soldiers.
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Oh man, I didn't even think to mention the street-shitting while in the heat of the moment. I'll have to try to remember it for next time.
 
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