The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

[dasdirtnuggets]

More Practo, update your jeet vocabulary sheets.
Today's words are SEMAN, BUTT INCREASE, and ERICTION

Spoiler: Eriction

Any men out there not getting full eriction while participating in sex and seman? I like to imagine when he wrote "it is coming" it just came out right there and then. India is truly a magical place.

Their penises being small is a common complain on Practo. I'm afraid that's just normal, guys. Also erriction of pennis. It used to errit. He is erritfree.

Politicians these days want to talk about Iran but no one is brave enough to tackle the difficulty of eriction. These days facing issue in eriction.

Testerones I read like pepperonis

Spoiler: Seman

There's a running throughline where jeets commonly emit semen after doing normal bowel/bladder movements and it's disturbing-
WAIT THIS IS A WOMAN WHY DO YOU HAVE SEMAN

When I read that they spilled it I had to spit out my drink, something about that just really tickles me. Also Dr. Aadil just saying "Don't worry" with no explanation. Absolute chad.

It WILL affect for pregnancy. Also I want you to read this and, even without any kind of doctor's experience, what kind of thing would you reccommend? Something like antibiotics perchance?

Nope! all you need is drinking water and more of alkaline fluids. This *will* take care.

Spoiler: Butt Increase

I guess in india there is a thing where the more you masturbate == more "butt increase" or fattening of the ass I guess? I don't know but it seems to be a thing included in almost every post about it.

"I was a regular smoker what is the prime of my butt increase"

Any bros out there masturbating and their was certain increasing in your butt? No?

Spoiler: BONUS VOCAB WORDS

PENNIES

Penny hole made me burst out laughing, so I thought, surely there can't be more...

Oh my fucking god

MUSTERBATING. Surely there cannot be more than one. That has to be the only person who spelled it like that.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I will keep making this post longer I have to stop here. Over musterbate.

Jeets really are Nurgle's chosen people.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Just jealousy.

 

[ZazietheBeast]

Oh God, imagine if they had their own KF equivalent.

Those are just porn sites. Jeets tend to thirstpost and seethe in the comments of those. No mental activity whatsoever aside from Pooperpower 2030, how to rape and maxing out izzat.

In fact, if anyone were to make a Jeet centered KF, it won't be made by Jeets and be made by trolls. And that would basically be Cwcpedia round 2. In fact, surprised no-one has tried that on Jeetland because all of them are stupider than Chris.

 

[Mister Fister]

"Ill allow it"

"When does TPD start"

 

[Average Russian Spy]

Those are just porn sites. Jeets tend to thirstpost and seethe in the comments of those. No mental activity whatsoever aside from Pooperpower 2030, how to rape and maxing out izzat.

In fact, if anyone were to make a Jeet centered KF, it won't be made by Jeets and be made by trolls. And that would basically be Cwcpedia round 2. In fact, surprised no-one has tried that on Jeetland because all of them are stupider than Chris.

A Jeet version of Kiwifarms would be catastrophic. It would quickly devolve into endless Izzat harvesting and posters doxxing random SNCA people whose only crimes were slighting the OP by accident somehow. Eventually posters would just end doxxing each other as petty feuds between posters eventually arise.

 

[Flipendo]

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Just jealousy.

This guy's twitter is fucking me up:

Under any other circumstance I would assume this is a fucking troll given how ridiculous the claim is. Why else would you include 'perceived' if you actually believe it? But then I see other posts:


What the fuck does this shit even mean?

It's one thing to be dumb - we're all acquainted with retards and children on the internet - but this is its own beast. A retard of behemoth proportions. I am in awe.

 

[karaokeman]

Poor Henry Nowak, his death will amount to nothing because his family are liberal apologisers associating with liberal politicians.

 

[Flipendo]

A Jeet version of Kiwifarms would be catastrophic. It would quickly devolve into endless Izzat harvesting and posters doxxing random SNCA people whose only crimes were slighting the OP by accident somehow. Eventually posters would just end doxxing each other as petty feuds between posters eventually arise.

So, Reddit? The points are literally called 'karma', are they not?

 

[Garina'sVengeance]

He's another fun fact about Thailand. They ban Indians. From several hundred thousand shops and Indians no longer can have toys free visas because they keep. Beating up the Taiwanese lady boys. Well, actually most of the time they're getting the ass beat by lady boys.

Very recent thing.

For a long time, it looked like they were sliding down the curry-brown slope of jeetery.

Whole areas being jeeted in their usual locust way. Jeet clubs everywhere. The YouTube vids sprang up showing it all, but most seem to have mysteriously vanished and been replaced with 'real story' pro-jeet propaganda vids. Funny that.

Bit like this roll-necked, cock-gargling thundercunt singing the praises of jeet fucking trains.

Jeet trains!!

0:14

You can see why the bumthumbing cockwomble faggot would enjoy that trip though...

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Just jealousy.

Let's hope that attitude really catches on and pervades the whole of jeetery, and they keep it up

Imagine all those flags hitting Thailand's Great Flush point and uniting for TJD

 

[Evan Kor]

Poor Henry Nowak, his death will amount to nothing because his family are liberal apologisers associating with liberal politicians.

What do you expect them to do? If they say anything else, they'll end up getting murdered by the people who killed their son or they'll be thrown in prison for life and then murdered by the same sorts of people in prison.

 

[Vriljami]

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

I would like to update people on this rally against rednecks thing. Being that I was close to the situation. Look at this faggot's smug face. This fucking shit nigger is smiling during his mugshot for voting fraud. Imagine if I as a white man went to immigrate to Iraq, ran for office, tried to cheat, then when I still lost I turned around and called my host country inbred retards. What do you think would happen to me? This 5'5" tub of curry did just that and America showed why it is not the UK.
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Notably the news articles bring up how this mostly brought attention to his conviction and how armed counter protesters outnumbered actual protesters.
https://dallasexpress.com/metroplex...st-rednecks-zul-mohameds-latest-frisco-stunt/
https://www.dallasnews.com/news/article/frisco-protest-flier-draws-counter-protesters-22286166.php
https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/100-felonies-rally-against-rednecks-191119539.html

Look at this disgusting faggot. Look how much he hates the greatest country to ever exist. Trying to square up like he's a tough guy. From what I heard he didn't even show up until 2 hours after the rally, he was basically alone. Don't think for a second he wont double down. Jeets will look at this and cry persecution. To them his only crime was having high jugaad. And here the white men are taking away all of their izaat.
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Rednecks save the day again.

 

[Djinni Djohn]

So, Reddit? The points are literally called 'karma', are they not?

Do Redditors rush to porn sites and type in the names of rape victims whenever they hit the news?

 

[karaokeman]

What do you expect them to do? If they say anything else, they'll end up getting murdered by the people who killed their son or they'll be thrown in prison for life and then murdered by the same sorts of people in prison.

Exactly, nothing will be done about it, Nowak's death will change nothing. The West will become an extension of Punjab. Users like to groan and complain in this forum but in real life the majority of folks are totally onboard with welcoming the entirety of India and Africa into your bedroom, and expect you to be ready with your legs spread wide open.

I'll eat crow if this changes, otherwise just another nothingburger, unfortunately.

 

[r/oldpeoplefacebook]

This thread is pretty fascinating because nothing in here about people from the Indian subcontinent is worse than what we say about ourselves privately and among ourselves casually and regularly. We just lose our shit when a foreigner says the exact same thing.

i suggest we tag indian people's profiles with a special symbol. i can think of a few kiwis who are indians who have indirectly said the same thing

 

[Thumb Butler]

i suggest we tag indian people's profiles with a special symbol. i can think of a few kiwis who are indians who have indirectly said the same thing

May I suggest this spiritual Hindu symbol, Saar? Good luck and prosperity to you.

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

izzat

Seven months later, I just want to say I'm glad Kiwi Farms is a thing. If I had tried to make the izzat post anywhere else, it either would have been buried under bots or brown drivel on /pol/ (zuttposting was in full swing at the time), some seething Bharat supremacists on Reddit would have downvoted me into oblivion or some Indian janny would have banned me for le heckin' racism. This is the only place it could have been discussed in depth.

So, thanks guys.

 

[The Lawgiver]

There's always been Indians in my area but there's definitely a lot more than usual this last year alone. Wierdly not very jeety behaviorally though they're also very blatantly ESL. Mostly like older/middle aged couples, oddly usually overweight slightly. maybe it's because I don't live in an urban hellscape or a place with a lust for deranged cheap jeet labor mass imported, though I feel these people may have ended up here due to that if not for the fact they're living in normal houses and not the shitty"affordable housing/ "luxury apartments" being built everywhere now.

My point is it's like fucking night and day seeing the shit happening in this thread and the quiet normal indians jogging or playing tennis with their kids that lack that specific jeetstench and are like normal ass people aside from SPEAKING FUCKING INDIAN. Like I feel that kinda encounter is becoming more rare these days with how incentivized the street shitter shit is but yeah these guys clearly aren't high caste and they bathe and don't poop everywhere gives me a little bit of hope for humanity before I then go and see the horrors of this thread again.

Even the Indians who showed up were on the pro-redneck side:

This also kinda gives hope.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

India is about as wide north to south as Europa, the 2nd major moon of that one gas giant with the ruddy spot.

Unlike India, it's an ice-covered ocean world that's bombarded by radiation with an Earthling population of 0.

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[souschef]

After one guy said on the internet that statistically there's a 25% chance for you to be born as an indian, i'm considering more and more the prospect of becoming a monk to karmamaxx and avoid being reborn as a jeet

It's honestly a scary thought. There are more jeets than there are chinks in the world, i remember when the chinese were the most populous. I wonder how's gonna be in 20 years