Lyrics:
[Intro, , regular speaking at slightly slow speed]
So some group of douchebags named "Reform UK" led by the numbskull Farage. This is dedicated to you fucking idiots.
[Verse 1]
“Reform”, when I’m done, these cunts’ll be called “Deformed”.
Lest We Forget, like Korn, what Ian said about Britain in the Second World War.
“Neutrality”? Son, that’s brutality to the memory of our war legends,
Can you fathom the efforts they gave to let us keep our adored men and,
Women, children too? Gribbin, listen to me, this’ll be clear. Shut the fuck up and fuck you.
Your illegal immigration policy is respectable, but how you’ll handle oncoming legals, despite their efforts at deeper integration, honestly is detestable.
You fools had this nice lad called Dick Tice as leader, but like a horny teen, ya decided to go absolute *nutter with your new keeper.
[Chorus]
Yo, Reform UK, your time is up,
Promising change but you're stuck in the muck,
Talking big game, but shit’s all just bluff,
Time to face the truth, you cocksuckers ain't tough enough.
[Verse 2]
Leslie, the big bad migrant murderer,
Let’s see, the git’s friends with a far-right cunt, quite the burdener!
Yep, after *Raking through your copious controversies, I find the so-called *Lilley is a mate to old Gary, a Stan of Ozzy Mosley!
The same goes for over 40 of your little Reform cronies.
Also, what’s with your members’ strange Putin fetish?
Seems like every other day, one of you is back to that stupid, pathetic, Kremlin-bootlicking antics.
From Teresa, Carter-Begbie, Clark, Hamish and Farage,
you assholes are like a horny homo, you’re going too far.
[Chorus]
Yo, Reform UK, your time is up,
Promising change but you're stuck in the muck,
Talking big game, but shit’s all just bluff,
Time to face the truth, you cocksuckers ain't tough enough.
[Verse 3]
Farage, you cunt, this verse is aimed at you only.
Fucking schmuck, blaming any disorder on immigrants? Bro, please.
Demonising Hindus because of Islamic aggravation,
Even young Tommy could see the truth, this prat is lacking basic,
simple common sense.
They say that the insecure are often tense.
But something is missing, what could it possibly be?
That’s right, your left nut, how stupid of me!
I called you a nutter before, but such a descriptor is debatable.
You left your first wife, because the bitch must’ve been insatiable.
Please know I don’t mean to make anyone *testy with what I said,
but this dickhead must be plain brain dead, or he will be after I give him this lead!
[Outro, regular speaking]
Your whole damn party, shit’s not even left the status of company. Bloody schmucks. I’d consider voting for you if that dumbass Nigel wasn’t your commander. I’d rather have the Tories again than you fools. But they’re next.
*nutter - reference to nutting, masturbation like a horny teen as well as reference to “dick” tice and nutter meaning mad person. Also subtle reference to Farage having his left nut removed.
*Raking - reference to Gary Raikes, leader of New British Union (maybe far right, idk)
*Lily - Leslie Lilley, Facebook friends with Gary Raikes, as well as metaphor for a “pure” person, seemingly innocent.
*testy - double entendre, can also be taken to refer to “testies” or testicles, calling back to previous lines.