The Hat/Wig Thread!

[Fialovy]

I could never find a fedora that would fit my big ass head. Seriously, I have a huge head.

Maybe that means you will never be a Loveshy and forever a JERK!

I guess. I admit, I don't really know anything about the Loveshy thing.

Trust me, you don't want to, they are just a bunch of sexist losers. They call decent guys that get girls jerks even though they are complete hypocrits and they are the jerks themselves!

 

[Picklepower]

I just realized, I haven't worn a hat since I was a young kid.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

I could never find a fedora that would fit my big ass head. Seriously, I have a huge head.

Maybe that means you will never be a Loveshy and forever a JERK!

I guess. I admit, I don't really know anything about the Loveshy thing.

If you thought Chris was desperate, then you haven't seen these guys, we have like a 70+ page thread in Lolcow General.

 

[darkhorse816]

I love wigs. They are an impulse buy.

I got this first one from Far East Plaza in Singapore.

This second one I got a few years ago. But I recently put it on this summer in the states and dressed up like Tom Cruise from Risky Business cuz I had the house to myself for a few days.

I'm pretty sure I have more pictures of my many wigs.

 

[Holdek]

There's nothing wrong with wearing a fedora per se but 90% of the time people younger than age 50 do it wrong.

Like I own one but I only wear it when it's cold outside and I'm also wearing a business suit and overcoat.

I would say rule of thumb is a fedora traditionally went with suits so don't wear one unless you are wearing a suit or at least business casual. That's how it was intended to be worn, not casually. I'm pretty sure I've never seen Bogey wearing a fedora and a T shirt.

This second one I got a few years ago. But I recently put it on this summer in the states and dressed up like Tom Cruise from Risky Business cuz I had the house to myself for a few days.

Spoiler

Did you slide around in your socks and lip synch to "Old Time Rock and Roll?"

 

[Fialovy]

Yeah, guys who wear it with T-shirts, especially if they are anime or MLP or something are totally missing the point.

 

[darkhorse816]

There's nothing wrong with wearing a fedora per se but 90% of the time people younger than age 50 do it wrong.

Like I own one but I only wear it when it's cold outside and I'm also wearing a business suit and overcoat.

I would say rule of thumb is a fedora traditionally went with suits so don't wear one unless you are wearing a suit or at least business casual. That's how it was intended to be worn, not casually. I'm pretty sure I've never seen Bogey wearing a fedora and a tee shirt.

This second one I got a few years ago. But I recently put it on this summer in the states and dressed up like Tom Cruise from Risky Business cuz I had the house to myself for a few days.

Spoiler

Did you slide around in your socks and lip synch to "Old Time Rock and Roll?"

Dammit! I knew I forgot to do something!

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I want that aqua wig Amanda Bynes wore to court right before she went to California and set that lady's driveway on fire and got put under psych care.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, this is the wig you all should wear

 

[hellbound]

Spoiler

Baseball cap. I have a few others too of course.

Spoiler

Pakol, Afghan cap, or Muj(ahideen) cap. Just like to wear it once in a while when it's cool out, never spent any time over there.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I was disappointed to look up close and see that apparently Lady Gaga's yellow & white hair from a few years ago was a wig:

I still want yellow & platinum hair :/ I tried the platinum part last weekend and wrecked my hair.

 

[Carlson]

My sister has a red cap stolen from the local high school JROTC somewhere around here.

 

[Strewth]

As I'm sure you'll agree, that's a pretty sweet cowboy hat.

 

[Zim]

Melchett, you win by default in my book!

I wear boring Chicago Bears baseball caps. The only other hat I have is a tan driving cap. It's my fancy hat.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I don't wear hats often. But for somebody who doesn't like hats, I have a shit ton of them.

--Stetson that I was given by my grandmother
--blue collar "newsie" hat that was given to me by my mother
--fur submariner's cap from the USSR
--Soviet officer's hat from the USSR (my father bought it for me when he was deployed to Uzbekistan)
--Enlisted soldier's garrison cap from the USSR (also from Uzbekistan)
--One US Army black beret (my own, kept after I got out)
--One US Army patrol cap with rank (my own)
--more US Army grey/green PT caps than I care to think about
--one black balaclava, US Army issue
--one French Army surplus gas mask
--one New Zealand Army helmet, circa 1952
--I used to have a fez from Morocco, but it got smooshed.
--And I'm sorry to admit it, but a fedora. But I bought this thing literally twelve years ago and wore it once to a 1920's Chicago gangster-themed party.

 

[Axiom]

I've got three fedoras, a spectacular purple velvet cavalier's hat with peacock plumes, a top hat, some berets/snoods, and a panda hat.

Because hats are cool.

 

[Hat]

Oh yeah I'm all for Hat appreciation.

 

[TFT-A9]

Oh yeah I'm all for Hat appreciation.

6 goddamn years.

 

[Hat]

6 goddamn years.

It's never too late.

 

[queerape]

I used to wear all kinds of hats, fedoras included (I actually pull off the fedora and leather jacket look/ long coat well, not being a hambeast helps) until I got a whole bunch of ear piercings and it got uncomfortable.