Okay, if you want me to speak like a straight up nerd I can do it. But we both know people don't like nerds, so I don't talk like that, not in my real life conversation, and not online either. Perhaps it just sounds arrogant or condescending, or maybe people just find nerds easy targets, but for whatever reason people don't respect you when you talk like that, so I don't. I graduated college and I'm not an idiot. And I used to write papers with APA citations and all that jazz, but here ain't the place for it.
And I'm burning through women only once I've used them for all they're good for. Sorry to use slang, but with few exceptions, bitches ain't shit. Most are at least good for something though, a fuck or two, someone to go out with so I have social status and better chicks approach me, someone to ask for advice (hint, do exactly opposite what she proposes), someone to argue with for kicks. And if they piss me off, they gone, and there's always another one around the corner.
Loving life. Bet you wish you was too