The Golden Knight - General Thread

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Absinthe dijo:
Guys, srsly, there is moar than enough GK content for a wiki. His dA gallery, especially the short stories, are a goldmine of lulz.

I flipped through them for about half an hour. Aside from the horrors I already posted, did you know:

Jay thinks women's breasts are always full of milk, and if you bite on them hard enough you can drink it?
Jay wrote a Powerpuff fanfic where his inevitable Mary Sue OC falls for a lovely princess with hair that reminds him of his brother's?
That Jay's work offensively stereotypes Jewish and Japanese people as well as Mexicans?
That Jay has written two stories where a female character is aroused by animals touching her feet?
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Considering the brother thing, why do I feel he might try to write or draw a pic where his OC gets a woman who would resemble his brother?
 
Absinthe dijo:
True, his mum and dad might not do anything.

But sooner or later Jay will become such an enormous lolcow that the ween hordes will notice.

Jay's family live in an upmarket neighbourhood, and his dad is a committee member for a business association and a car club (maybe two).

Once neighbours and daddy's friends from the club start getting copies of the Christmas Journal or the tiny penis comic...
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I bet if his parents find out about his shenanigans through someone else (like friends) they'll become embarrassed and /have/ to do something about it to save face. I'm not insinuating that we do that or making plans though.


Total Dingus dijo:
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That poor jellyfish :cryblood:
is that a tentacle coming out his nose?

Absinthe dijo:
Guys, srsly, there is moar than enough GK content for a wiki. His dA gallery, especially the short stories, are a goldmine of lulz.

I flipped through them for about half an hour. Aside from the horrors I already posted, did you know:

Jay thinks women's breasts are always full of milk, and if you bite on them hard enough you can drink it?
Jay wrote a Powerpuff fanfic where his inevitable Mary Sue OC falls for a lovely princess with hair that reminds him of his brother's?
That Jay's work offensively stereotypes Jewish and Japanese people as well as Mexicans?
That Jay has written two stories where a female character is aroused by animals touching her feet?
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Get screen shots of this shit and may have a wiki, though it wouldn't be as big as the Cwcki

It just dawned on me that he puts massive paragraphs under his comics and that alone (with enough analyzation) may help make a decent wiki.
 
Absinthe dijo:
Guys, srsly, there is moar than enough GK content for a wiki. His dA gallery, especially the short stories, are a goldmine of lulz.

I flipped through them for about half an hour. Aside from the horrors I already posted, did you know:

Jay thinks women's breasts are always full of milk, and if you bite on them hard enough you can drink it?
Jay wrote a Powerpuff fanfic where his inevitable Mary Sue OC falls for a lovely princess with hair that reminds him of his brother's?
That Jay's work offensively stereotypes Jewish and Japanese people as well as Mexicans?
That Jay has written two stories where a female character is aroused by animals touching her feet?
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So the 4 inched Golden Wonder is turned on by breast milk, his brother, and contact with animals?

Now, imagine if his brother had breasts full of milk and animals for feet. Little Dingadong wouldn't be able to keep from creaming himself.

I wonder if there is an end to his depravity or if it keeps going eternally downward.
 
Jaimas dijo:
51 Nicknames for Golden Knight:
1. Golden Knave
2. Golden Ninnie
3. Bronze Knave
4. Bronze Ninnie
5. Copper Cunt
6. Iron Lung
7. Jaundice Princess
8. Ochre Knecht
9. Silver Serf
10. Silver Squire
11. Lesion-Colored Legionaire
12. Squalor Soldier
13. Pyrite Peon
14. Pyrite Pissant
15. Pyrite Princess
16. Squalid Queen
17. Golden Nutsack
18. Gay Jeis
19. Orange Julius
20. Brass Bunghole
21. Mulleted Wonder
22. Golden Pedophile
23. Bronze Child-Toucher
24. Copper Pedobear
25. Golden Autist
26. Auric Arsehole
27. Auric Autist
28. Episode of Cops Waiting to Happen
29. Rusting Knight
30. Rusting Knave
31. Rusty Trombone
32. Worst Published Artist to Grace The CWCki Forums
33. Metallic Mental-Patient
34. Shiny Shithead
35. Chrome Codpiece
36. Pearlescent Prick
37. Pearlescent Princess
38. Platinum Penis
39. Lead Loser
40. Iridescent Idiot
41. Wax-Pallored Wanderer
42. Fissionable Fucktard
43. Armored Anus
44. My Entire Comic Is About My Brother Being a Poop-Head
45. Electroplated Egotist
46. Twenty-Four Carat Tard Monkey
47. Fourteen-Carat Face-Fucker
48. Celestial Cockmaster
49. Costume-Jewelry Cochlea
50. Less Successful than CWC
51. Bejeweled Butt-Fucker
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ASoulMan dijo:
Copper Chamberpot for #52
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Lascannon dijo:
Golden Slug for #53.
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54. Aluminum Autist

Absinthe dijo:
It gets worse. According to this charming picture, Jay gets hard at the thought of shooting animals and wants society to think he did 9/11 - but it's ok because all he does is sit around fapping all day.

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Actually, I'd say the "what the internet thinks I do" panel ought to be the second one, as well. We know Jay doesn't work on his comic, lift weights, attend school (anymore), or have a golden sword.
 
Everyone can help, it will be fun!

Edit: I made it golden colored and pretty. People can add pages and stuff if they would like! I only ask that you guys make sure to tag categories. That way everything stays nice and organized.
 
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