The Golden Knight - General Thread

[OBAMATRON]

I really wish we could get more info on his relationship with his mom and brother. His mom sounds like she spoils him but we don't know much about his brother other than he's kind of a goofball. I'm assuming his brother has moved out already?

His brother seems to be noticeably absent. They aren't friends on facebook. TGK even wrote his brother's name on his profile details, but it doesn't link to his actual page, if that makes sense.

 

[soIregistered]

I was the person who started out as lisa then gave it over to littlebiscuts and she ended it

Props on being a separate real person, at least. I thought for sure you'd be someone from here already. (Or...were you?)

 

[schiessen]

Props on being a separate real person, at least. I thought for sure you'd be someone from here already. (Or...were you?)

I lurked around here for about a year or two but I didn't comment or anything so sort of yeah. I found TGK on here.

 

[Lascannon]

So the Lisa Saga ended? Well i can't blame you for ending it tho.

I have feeling he might return or see us on these forums sooner or later.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Now we hope we find some new sweetheart far far far away that he will never have a chance to make snuff videos with

 

[DrChristianTroy]

@littlebiscuits So did you finish it finish it or are you just going to leave DA? His wacky report makes it seem like it'll be the latter. Just noticed that bubblesishot commented on his DA and is trying to be friends. There aren't enough gifs in the world for that level of ew.

 

[soIregistered]

@littlebiscuits So did you finish it finish it or are you just going to leave DA? His wacky report makes it seem like it'll be the latter. Just noticed that bubblesishot commented on his DA and is trying to be friends. There aren't enough gifs in the world for that level of ew.

I wonder that, too. Apparently, he's not reading this place anymore, or he'd have already known he was being set up.

 

[Colress]

one can only wonder what the next part of goldilocks' internet life will bring. hopefully more lulz! he's no cwc, but he has cwc-esque tendancies.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

he's no cwc, but he has cwc-esque tendancies.

He's more Nick Bate than CWC

 

[Colress]

He's more Nick Bate than CWC

true. i had hope he'd get less horrifying but it's just not happening.

 

[Saney]

Now we hope we find some new sweetheart far far far away that he will never have a chance to make snuff videos with

Perhaps one from Australia? Lots of dangerous stuff here. Like jellyfish.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Perhaps one from Australia? Lots of dangerous stuff here. Like jellyfish.

Oh god, let's hope he never discovers Stonefish

 

[Saney]

Oh god, let's hope he never discovers Stonefish

Or the poison thing that lives in a shell that spikes you when you pick it up.
Come to Australia, you might accidentally get killed.

 

[Foulmouth]

Or the poison thing that lives in a shell that spikes you when you pick it up.
Come to Australia, you might accidentally get killed.

We need 'Murican tourists, those drop-bears get hungry.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Oh Goldie...

Maybe you should buy some of CWC's "educational DVDs".

 

[Seahorses]

Also, over the phone he bragged that he had a 4 inch duck. Unfortunately he never put it into writing so I can't share that proof with you guys. You'll just have to trust me and all those lovely drawings he makes of himself; no word on whether duck is bent.

He also faps 1-4 times a day.

Well it's all about the motion of the ocean. Right?

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

Well it's all about the motion of the ocean. Right?

Well, GK would have to know at least SOME basic female anatomy to row that boat. He's screwed either way. Pun intended.

 

[citizenoftheinternet]

Annnnd lisa is done. Sorry but I just keep thinking of the golden rule of this forum, "No trolling plans" and it gives me the shivers. I don't want to risk a ban, sorry. And I don't want to hurt the little weirdo, either. I don't know why....I just don't. I know when to pull back and not cross lines and I felt like that time had come, and I hope everyone understands.

We may be a bunch of twisted mockeries of human flesh, but I think the general concensus would find it needlessly cruel to make anyone fall in love (still not sure he really understands the concept tbh), only to break their heart for lulz. Kudos to you and your feet for doing Godbear's work!

But srsly GK, how you gonna go and shoot a clitoral vagflap and not take a foot drilling?

Or the poison thing that lives in a shell that spikes you when you pick it up.

This little guy?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conus

 

[bj2cwc]

But srsly GK, how you gonna go and shoot a clitoral vagflap and not take a foot drilling?

Yeah, I can't get over how shooting a woman in the ladyparts and stomach is okay, but foot drilling? That crosses the line. Maybe those magical medkits he uses don't work on feet.

 

[Zenotwapal]

@littlebiscuits So did you finish it finish it or are you just going to leave DA? His wacky report makes it seem like it'll be the latter. Just noticed that bubblesishot commented on his DA and is trying to be friends. There aren't enough gifs in the world for that level of ew.

Ahahahahaha really?
Looks the lolcows are banding together to go on a crusade against the evil cwcki forums, maybe?